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Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


when hillary clinton collapsed last year the washington post ran a story on how she was probably poisoned by putin. that's how you know the washington post is a good newspaper

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Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017



never surrender

https://twitter.com/peterdaou/status/854287810609774592

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Wonk's

https://twitter.com/JStein_Vox/status/854911248135327745

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017




Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


The Landstander posted:

Here's the easiest answer to your question:


Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Wow I thought those suspiciously articulate and politically-engaged toddlers of media wonks were made up but I guess they do exist, and Chelsea Clinton is one of them.

quote:

I wrote a letter to President Reagan when I was five to voice my opposition to his visit to the Bitburg cemetery in Germany, because Nazis were buried there. I didn’t think an American president should honor a group of soldiers that included Nazis. President Reagan still went, but at least I had tried in my own small way.

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/04/please-god-stop-chelsea-clinton-from-whatever-she-is-doing

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


bonerjam posted:

if Hillary had won do you think we would have had to loving sticky an anti suicide hotline phone number on cspam or d&d or wherever it is the insufferable political posters post?

did this actually happen lol

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017



ghahahah

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


theperminator posted:

"feels good man" is worse than hitler - broke brain morons

you just called child support "fascism" in the lepen thread

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


big nipples big life posted:

Do they not have any interns or people still connected loosely enough to the real world to tell them that normal people see right through this poo poo?

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


https://twitter.com/futurecanon/status/857310541261541376

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


check out the big brain on brad

https://twitter.com/BradSherman/status/857399947007799296

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


what if they smuggle a nuke in a big birthday cake and send it to president trump

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


got that wmd

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


all that conspiracy theory stuff and nobody pointed out that hillary was sending us a secret message when she "collapsed" in "new york" due to the "heat" on "9/11"

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Toadvine posted:

I never thought I'd so greatly enjoy seeing an old woman fall down like a demolitioned grain silo.

2016, you rascal
remember when the washington post suggested she had been poisoned by vladimir putin

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


"jews cant be president" is apparently a perfectly acceptable liberal talking point as well

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


sofokles posted:

another book I'll never reed.

makes me sad

all the books i dont reed

so much knowledge and wizdom amiss

good news! all the good bits are available in twitter screenshot form, which is somehow more tedious to go through than reading the book

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


VikingSkull posted:

the converse is also true, when corporations try to shoehorn in political statements

see Pepsi stopping riots and Budweiser creating a false history of their founding

right this moment a bunch of "liberal" dipshits are rushing to the defense of the Wendy's twitter account because a comedy account called their mascot a "bitch" and ragged on them for being woke online while actively working to gently caress over their workers

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017



https://twitter.com/kirashandfetish/status/857817020037038081

so of course now they're calling "da share z0ne" misogynist for calling the wendy social media account a bitch

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


woke is from AAVE i think

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Creamed Cormp posted:

"woke" : retweeting wendy

woke : retweeting wendy porn

ascended : paying your wendy burger with porn

galactic brain: jerking off to anime wendy

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Toadvine posted:

Too bad Hillary couldn't makeup a reason to vote for her!

Unrelated
https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/858007470073147393

https://twitter.com/jesticide/status/858034267753938944

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


god the daily show is full of sniveling piece of poo poo neolib shills and they ll be the first against the wall under the berniebro caliphate

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Toadvine posted:

I found that tweet in a cspam thread about democrats and wouldn't ya know it, there are still posters down there who think Hillary didn't sufficiently control her message and if she only stayed in front of all these scandals more effectively than democrats would still be sitting pretty.

let's play a little game

http://www.anandainfo.com/cult_checklist.html

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Blue Train posted:

Making The Case For 2020 Hillary Clinton
04/28/2017 08:37 am ET | Updated 0 minutes ago


lol at the picture they used for that post

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


hillary was polling very close to trump in the general long before the end of the primaries. it was always going to be close, all they had to do was nominate literally anyone but hillary or at the very least not make a big show of humiliating and making GBS threads on bernie's base during the general

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


VikingSkull posted:

like, I can't wrap my head around inserting Hillary into the Watchmen in Dr. Manhattan's place

the character is omnipotent, yet not only allows himself to be used by elites but also doesn't prevent a massive terrorist attack because the ends justifies the means..... he does this because he's lost all connection to the human condition

either the artist doesn't know a thing about the Watchmen and thought it was cool symbolism, or they did that willingly to satirize her

https://twitter.com/futurecanon/status/857310541261541376

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


bernie is being a cuck again

https://twitter.com/Delo_Taylor/status/858481385748779009

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


A Wizard of Goatse posted:

wasn't the actual torture site a couple blocks down the street and the pitchfork mob got the wrong address or something, it's been a while

they attacked both iirc, according to seymour hersh the consulate was a front to run guns to syria

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


well shareblue did publish a pepe explainer

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Victory Hillary leans into Bill. They hug.
"You will never be this important," she whispers. "Not ever. I warned you this day would come."

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


It owns that the entire DNC and everyone in Dem politics is living in constant terror of the Clinton's corrupted reach

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


say what you will about the democrats - at least they lost gracefully.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


congratulations to the republicans on their impending 1,000-year reign

https://twitter.com/byrdinator/status/860196932374978560

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


phasmid posted:

What about urban centers in places like India? They're not really under the threat of warlords. It's just that they have too many people to feed. Distribution should be easy enough, shouldn't it? Unless there's some barrier like bureaucratic incompetence?


i imagine the problem with that idea is that it's more cost effective to just give those countries the money you would have spent shipping the food to them. On top of that it is simply impossible to donate food to those countries without having local authorities taking it and selling it themselves.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


https://twitter.com/ddiamond/status/860209082388578304

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


fill the building with acid

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Gammatron 64 posted:

I wonder when it'll get to the point where senators are stabbing each other to death during meetings

you need to have some sort of sincere belief or principle for this to happen

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Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


http://www.politico.com/story/2017/05/04/hillary-clinton-launch-political-group-237999

Maya Fey posted:

congratulations to the republicans on their impending 1,000-year reign

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