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I have an apple.
I have a pen.
Ungh-
Algo-rithm!
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Power Rangers Special Force
The Power Rangers keep going to the wrong countries to bomb the poo poo out of them and gently caress them right up, due to cognitive disorders. PG-13.
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May 8, 2019 10:55
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This, but it's just apples in a sock that you have to swing around and smack into things like a rabid ape to make the smooothie.
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May 16, 2019 07:32
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A scent-off, where women battle for workplace supremacy through bathing in successively more intolerable fragrances.
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May 17, 2019 20:19
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A new Anime series for G.U.N.D.A.M immobile suits that constantly stop and go HUH????!!?!?!?? at one another
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Sep 2, 2021 17:02
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Do we emptyquote people in here?
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Sep 10, 2021 06:34
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The amount of thrust generated in a big wheel steamer by 1 horse carcass
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Sep 11, 2021 22:26
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That's what I said!
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Sep 11, 2021 22:29
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What would the subnatural even be? Something even more obviously explainable than nature? Like, math? Like of course the infinte expansion of that term sums to one half pi, you dipshit jeez...
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Sep 14, 2021 06:41
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armchair speedrunners
Sitting in my recliner, angrily yelling at the TV THAT ISN'T THE OPTIMAL ROUTE CONSIDERING YOUR CURRENT MP
Hang on hang on hear me out: Armchair
...masturbators?
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Sep 17, 2021 16:55
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No buddy, buddy, hey, buddy
Buddy you're holding it wrongbuddy hey no. You're doing it wrong buddy you gotta squeeze. Hey rear end in a top hat are you even LISTENING NOW GRAB THAT BALLSACK
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Sep 17, 2021 17:52
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Ninety three seconds huh. Pft.
I could have done it in half that. From flaccid, just saying.
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Sep 17, 2021 18:04
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Yeah alright, alright you seem to know what you are doing but are you ready for this poo poo??? *changes channel to fox network*
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Sep 17, 2021 18:15
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Yeah I'm sorry I walked in on you but the showerhead? Really??? Girlfriend that's so nineties compared to *hurk* *krang-flopple*
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Sep 17, 2021 19:12
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Why yes, Henry, darling, I rather do think I'm better than you at doing what you like, to yourself.
Why do I feel like I'm writing fanfiction. I hate this. I'll go take a shower.
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Sep 17, 2021 19:42
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How meta
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Sep 17, 2021 20:14
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Well I hope you are all thoroughly uncomfortable!
...uh, how do we know when this joke is over?
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Sep 17, 2021 20:30
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This got dangerously close to becoming a thread.
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Sep 17, 2021 20:59
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Ah, no, yes, I can understand the confusion Alaenediel; this, is the "dipshit" section, and this is Carl. Yes. Yes hahahahahaha; yes, verily. The one and the same. Cages 2 to 1628, to your left here, contain notable ancestry. Hahahahahaha yes, no I couldn't believe it either, when I first got here.
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Sep 24, 2021 18:50
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O poo poo I think maybe that is a little bit much for this thread? If you read the manual I think it says in there that it's only for indoor use, and not for throwing around online?
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Sep 26, 2021 10:46
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O poo poo sorry, was talking about that loving toaster, what a dick!!!! Sorry, should have specified
Reminds me of that toaster from red dwarf. Somebody accidentally left that on the 1 position too. We're talking nuclear levels of passive aggression.
Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 11:29 on Sep 26, 2021
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Sep 26, 2021 11:25
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Backwards cap, sick wheelie.
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Sep 26, 2021 17:52
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I wish for fish, says Caleb, the household cat. the genie's grin widens
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Sep 26, 2021 20:11
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Maybe hobbits are Australian.
After all they are from down under. On account of being so short, you see.
What if this were shown in the movies by the camera crew just plain refusing to pan down? So all you could see were the top of their heads bobbing into frame from time to time? And big honking meat men like Boromir occasionally going waaaargh where did you come from you little poo poo??? were you here this whole time?????
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Sep 28, 2021 07:02
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Giuliani butt dialing Youngkin with a rotary phone.
Yes, who's there?
*twerk twerk*
Rudy?
*twerk twerk twerk*
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Sep 29, 2021 20:45
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Turn the meat around / turn it upside down --Vicki Sue Robinson
e: ah poo poo sorry forgot we had moved on from that subject.
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Sep 30, 2021 18:19
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Doctors?
Most people don't live long enough to get good at more than a few things, and are useless at everything else.
"Specialists" are even worse, they're good at even fewer things.
"Experts" are good at like one thing, right?
Now "doctors", which one are they?
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Sep 30, 2021 20:07
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Someone please do this one in Finnish.
Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Oct 1, 2021
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Oct 1, 2021 21:06
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Ah, oh, the cake haha of course the la tarte haha *fumbling with little baggie*
Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Oct 2, 2021
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Oct 2, 2021 17:19
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Oh you mean Finns.
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Oct 2, 2021 19:20
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A much anticipated video game sequel called diablo II resurrected where the end boss is now called Baarf.
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Oct 2, 2021 21:39
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A haunted house tv series where they just go in with leaf blowers
Oh man look at the readings that's really spooBHRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Whuff, boof, gust. Flap.
All clear ma'am!
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Oct 3, 2021 01:20
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Yes yes but can you handle the
Waaija board???
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Oct 4, 2021 18:24
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This probably already exists, and if it doesn't it should...
The Shipping Forecast. A podcast wherein the hosts discuss the hot new slash fiction of the day, and speculate on which fictional characters would make for a hot couple.
Yeah that's going to be an evergreen.
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Oct 7, 2021 06:38
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Yes, there can and should be more of me.
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Oct 7, 2021 18:01
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Did you even read the terms and conditions bro?
Yeah! Did you? (oooooooohhhhhhhh!)
Uh.... Uh, yeah. I mean... uh
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Oct 9, 2021 10:23
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Looking for a change of pace and an opportunity to spice things up a bit, she has managed to narrow it down to either ennui or standard practice.
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loving nailed this one
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