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Why are you loving idiots giving this place 4 stars and then leaving amazing reviews, this place is over five stars, you are just loving everything up you don't know how the system works I'm really very mad about this and I'm going to be very upset about it for some time leading into the future now |
# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 06:47 |
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# ¿ May 6, 2024 20:50 |
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Media is reporting a rash of zionist conspiracy theorist outings, shaking Hollywood and the music industry to its core Reports have surfaced that in 80s Nike commercials, Spike Lee actually said, " it's gotta be the Jews" |
# ¿ Nov 17, 2017 02:57 |
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Cubone posted:a man shot me in reno would not say why. I bet it was a really stupid reason What is this idiot staring at? |
# ¿ Nov 19, 2017 21:40 |
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UWBW posted:Pretty sure the ISS would go flying off into space as superballs are a near-infinite source of energy, and fig newton's third rule or whatev This isn't just a thread idea, this is a major breakthrough in intergalactic travel |
# ¿ Nov 23, 2017 17:40 |
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The deal with airline food is that it cannot weigh too much or take too long to prepare, and is therefore markedly different from what one might prepare at home -opposite day jerry |
# ¿ Nov 25, 2017 16:03 |
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Behind that tree now No one can see now |
# ¿ Nov 29, 2017 22:55 |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Lying on my deathbed surrounded by friends and children, "You dumb idiots." this rings a bell, I feel like we had this thread at some point years ago, something about the long con troll or something? It could be done again, there's definitely a lot there, like: Look at these imbeciles, handing me a watch for 25 years of faithful service. Stupid idiots never knew that I was conducting this train ironically... pfft You know, like that, but funny too |
# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 01:33 |
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Koishi Komeiji posted:This is a good thread and all but a lot of what you yobs post in here could work as stand alone threads, I'm just sayin. This thread could be the "should I make this thread" thread and if anyone has more jokes you should make the thread Could be that this thread has robbed us of a few threads, but otoh has probably caused a few more to get posted maybe? |
# ¿ Dec 24, 2017 01:03 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Blade Runner about food: Koishi Komeiji posted:Interviewer: [Foodline test room at LAPD cafateria] Officer K-D-six-dash-three-dot-seven, let's begin. Ready? Ahahha drat |
# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 21:43 |
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vanisher posted:joggerz© cool ranch elmer's glue© are your kids tired of boring old regular elmer's glue? wish it had more zing? try new cool ranch elmer's glue©! makes craft time delicious, and pairs wonderfully with gum erasers |
# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 19:06 |
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Kthulhu5000 posted:Speaking of THE WRITING PROCESS, Garfield creator Jim Davis talked about his "place of creative motivation" in a recent interview: ahahahaha |
# ¿ Jan 17, 2018 00:56 |
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Wasn't sure til he ran into Cathy Guisewhite lololol Cathy made me legit sad when I was a kid E: giveaway should have been the Unix script bit I skimmed that the first time Slush Garbo fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Jan 17, 2018 |
# ¿ Jan 17, 2018 01:15 |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:New From PBS: Mother Goose Murders lol this totally goes with the sesame stret thread |
# ¿ Jan 20, 2018 06:06 |
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I miss the good old days of the Internet When you used to call a phone number, and they mailed you a picture of a computer |
# ¿ Jan 20, 2018 06:07 |
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Back when the freshest meme was just a shout away, across the backyard fence |
# ¿ Jan 20, 2018 06:11 |
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Hey guys, I put down 'somethingawful forums member' under computer skills on a job resume, so if you get a fax please send a telegraph tia |
# ¿ Jan 20, 2018 06:33 |
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I had a breakfast cider today. It's just like a regular cider but you're an alcoholic. |
# ¿ Feb 4, 2018 18:37 |
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I like that, like weird myths or benign habits that actually hurt/kill you... Local apple farmer dies in cart wreck, medical personnel unable to reach him Child seen running with scissors tazed by police |
# ¿ Feb 18, 2018 19:56 |
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its beuatiful |
# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 01:40 |
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Kthulhu5000 posted:A 1930s mafioso making an extortion visit to a swingers club. All "Nice orgy you got going on here, it'd be a real shame if something were to happen to it!", while one of his mooks stands behind him and bends a dildo, breaking it in half. |
# ¿ Jun 6, 2018 14:39 |
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krampster2 posted:i am sorry but i must go on pilgrimage now to chill hell to wash myself of these impurities. i must confess my sins to the chill demon and become his slave for ever. fwiw I lmao'd also I saved it to show my friend and he lmao'd too |
# ¿ Jun 11, 2018 21:26 |
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the fonedora: -auto predicts "m'lord" and "m'lady" in text msgs -every google search result starts by saying, "ACtually..." -default text msg signature: *tips fedora* -pre-loaded with reddit, funimation, and 4chan apps -free white socks and birkenstocks with one year contract -is actually a trilby |
# ¿ Jun 16, 2018 19:21 |
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Not sure if I should make this thread, is it too mean? Also funimation is fine, it's that triumvirate including reddit and 4chan that is the difference I am not anime shaming |
# ¿ Jun 16, 2018 19:36 |
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Farecoal posted:crunchyroll is the anime app of choice i think Yep, I went with funimation because it's in Dallas which is an awful place*, and because I thought I heard people were mad at them for keeping some content off of Crunchyroll or something? I don't really know *I'm in Houston, no disrespect to my D-town friens, it's just your city is terrible |
# ¿ Jun 16, 2018 20:05 |
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rump buttman posted:wearing Birkenstocks with socks is great and it saddens me that this is the hill I’m going to die on I'm sorry. You are not dying on hill buddy Because you'll never make the hike with your stockinged feet slipping around in your sandals |
# ¿ Jun 16, 2018 20:21 |
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But yeah, naw, if I have to ask myself if a thread idea is too mean, I clearly actually think it is |
# ¿ Jun 16, 2018 20:24 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:[at the beginning of all creation] Orange you glad I didn't say 'I am?' God: knock knock Adam and Eve: who's there God: tree of knowledge Adam and Eve: tree of knowledge who God: got 'eeeeeem! |
# ¿ Jun 16, 2018 23:05 |
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There once was a man from Nantucket Who met a young man from Quebec They both were amused As themselves they abused And gripped tightly one another's neck |
# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 00:23 |
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mountaincat posted:Any handyman can build your IKEA furniture. instructions? hahahaha no. we won't be limiting our shelves like that |
# ¿ May 26, 2019 04:40 |
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Manifisto posted:why was your dick tied around a lady's--you know what, never mind lol |
# ¿ May 26, 2019 04:44 |
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so you have probably heard of the paleo diet i am on the palamino diet i eat apples, carrots, oats and hay on cheat day i get a sugar cube |
# ¿ Oct 5, 2019 07:54 |
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i hung sketches of the french quarter in new orleans by my toilet, so that when i pee i feel i am doing it in a safe place |
# ¿ Oct 5, 2019 08:09 |
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HAVE I MENTIONED MY JOKJE ABOUT PEOPLE ON BICYCLES?!? its pretty much theyre on bicycles. *pedals away* |
# ¿ Oct 5, 2019 08:10 |
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Why doesn't anyone appreciate my Rain Man impression at the office? |
# ¿ Oct 18, 2019 05:04 |
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who wants to go get lunch, Julie asks "I'm an excellent driver" i quip, in a perfect imitation of Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man but they always send Maurice |
# ¿ Oct 18, 2019 05:06 |
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walking by Raul's desk, "that's my pen" he just rolls his eyes like doesn't get it the film won 4)(four) academy awards! |
# ¿ Oct 18, 2019 05:07 |
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HR called me in because they said my mimicking a person with different mental faculties was problematic well it wasn't problematic when Dustin Hoffman did it, in a film that grossed 172M USD in 88-89! |
# ¿ Oct 18, 2019 05:11 |
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Cubone posted:Whom does one call when there's something strange in the neighborhood? u made me lol on the bus |
# ¿ Oct 22, 2019 22:22 |
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SardonicTyrant posted:following the exploits of humanity as it has ghost adventures. ... bro did it just get cold right here bro? |
# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 02:30 |
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canyoneer posted:hell's kitchen freezes over |
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