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Mississauga but it's like Mrs. Aoooga
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Apr 28, 2024 12:42
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It is but like you really emphasize the Aooooga like you're an old timey horn
and it's Mrs. That
idk just spitballin here!
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Apr 28, 2017 18:04
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A new game show called Crash Cab
Cash Crab
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May 1, 2017 03:49
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May 1, 2017 15:45
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knock knock
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May 2, 2017 23:25
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like the babadook, but it's a wifi enabled smart appliance that costs hundreds of dollars
"Mummy I want to read this one"
"Hmm I don't recall seeing that one before.. it says 'insert proprietary BabaPak(TM)'"
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May 9, 2017 12:10
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Halfway thru the movie her internet stops working and all the scary stuff stops, but she also gets really bored from no internet, she has to choose between restarting her router to fix it and risk the scary stuff resuming, or continuing to be bored
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May 9, 2017 12:16
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a time traveler from the 60s that runs into all sorts of funny problems like always making smoke detectors go off because they smoke inside, getting kicked off an airplane because they smoke inside, etc.
Austin Powers 4: Wherein Austin Struggles With Civilian Life
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May 9, 2017 21:34
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oh yeah I'm glad this thread got bumped. I had like a silly sketch like South Park style satire joke although it's not particularly riveting
Like I noticed this thing where middle aged men acquire exercise equipment but never actually use any of it or stop using it and refuse to get rid of it because they might use it in the future (but probably not.)
So I imagined this extremely tongue-in-cheek situation where middle aged men with huge guts are nerding out over collecting expensive and interesting exercise equipment despite never using it. Like there are whole conventions of these guys just talking about how cool their hobby is and discussing all equipment collecting relating things all the while being generally out of shape and gross.
that's a comedc and satirical situation that I enjoy, in concept, thanks for sharing
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Jun 14, 2017 18:10
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Abvertising, where shredded people sell ad space on their ripped abs
*atears off shirt and my sexy 6pk reads "YEAH, I ALWAYS LOOK TOO... THIS SPACE FOR HIRE. 1-800-555-6PAK"*
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Jun 20, 2017 19:30
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- alnilam
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*evening news voice* there's a new trend sweeping the tri county area, it's called itching the vine and your teen may already be doing it. find out what it is and what parents and school administrators are doing about it, tonight at 8.
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Jun 26, 2017 14:54
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- alnilam
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gotta grow fast
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Jun 27, 2017 02:13
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I enjoyed that post but a friendly reminder to plz remember no politics rule
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Jul 5, 2017 17:22
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A crossover movie between Operation Dumbo Drop and Outbreak, like most of ODD happens and then they drop the elephant and it's the opening scene of Outbreak and the elephant explodes and then the rest of the movie is Outbreak
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Jul 6, 2017 18:22
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That's dopey idea but it would make money for somebody like Adam Sandler or Will Farrell
Well good then let them develop it into a full thread or movie bc doing so would be outside the purview of this thread
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Jul 9, 2017 05:36
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scorpion builds a bridge over a river, frog falls off and dies, camera zooms in on scorpion's horrified expression
Like this if u cry every tyme
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Jul 19, 2017 22:23
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I'm so glad the thread got made
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Jul 23, 2017 22:55
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Natural Mail Enhancement:
- tailwind helps a mail plane get there faster
- bird friends carry small letters from mail carrier to ppls houses (falconry???)
- climb a tree to get into upper floors of apt bldg to deliver packages
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Aug 4, 2017 18:04
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- alnilam
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I'm not high; I just have strong opinions about Robert Fripp.
me irl
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Aug 10, 2017 15:59
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Robert Fripp, 1981, all coy and nervous and twiddling his fingers and drawing in the dirt w his foot: "gee, mr belew, sir, do you think i could maybe possibly be in your band, king crimson?"
Adrian Belew, white tee with cig pack rolled up in sleeve, takes long drag on cig: "sure kid, just don't get in my way, got it?"
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Aug 10, 2017 22:28
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Jokes that are extremely 70s but you can't be bothered to develop a thread for
i like them, those jokes
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Aug 10, 2017 23:10
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*Phil Manzanera runs in out of breath* HEY GUYS i made it
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Aug 10, 2017 23:11
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Also, Brian Eno is the musical equivalent of two retirees talking about the weather.
I agree he's extremely good
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Aug 11, 2017 02:11
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- alnilam
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On account of this thread I went and listened to Another Green World yesterday and I was like "Woops...I hope that slips under the radar."
I'll come running to tie your shoe, my friend, EVEn though you made fun of his ambient stuff
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Aug 12, 2017 00:18
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- alnilam
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Warm Jets, Tiger Mountain, Green World, and Before Science are all great albums
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Aug 12, 2017 04:36
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i've heard of a sex tape before, but this is ridiculous
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Aug 26, 2017 13:39
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- alnilam
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*me, at burger king trying to impress my chinese friends with knowledge of their culture* I'll have one burger and a pair of "chop sticks" to eat the burger with, please.
lol
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Aug 29, 2017 11:50
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Yeah, I vape *boils water on a stove*
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Sep 1, 2017 13:58
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naming the main character Sheeple in crono trigger so that at the beginning the first dialog box is crono's mom saying WAKE UP SHEEPLE....
and other jokes related to someone bring named sheeple or an actual species called sheeple
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Sep 6, 2017 12:04
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Jokes that are good but you can't be bothered to develop a Final Fantasy game for
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Sep 7, 2017 03:04
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"this is actually a really good joke and has some potential, make the game imo"
6 months later final fantasy 5 comes out
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Sep 7, 2017 03:05
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Bruce Wayne to dog: conquer your fears, become fear to your enemies
(Dog dressed as a vacuum waits under bush as ups driver runs up driveway with a package)
Lol
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Sep 7, 2017 22:27
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my weekend? it got a bit crazy. you remember that old toy the slip 'n' slide? to cut a long story short, i have a yeast infection
Eyes going back and forth between a bicycle pump and a box of Franzia
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Sep 10, 2017 02:50
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Sep 11, 2017 21:19
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giorgione's cool, but rude
caravaggio is a party dude
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Sep 27, 2017 00:07
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Apr 28, 2024 12:42
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bad idea, space is a vacuum and dogs are always afraid of those
lol
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Oct 2, 2017 18:06
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