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The gently caress is a "penguin?"
Pan guan
Penghan
Penngwenn
Pengueen
Pendjinn
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halloween as orthodox satanist has potential
This is the plot of the new Sabrina show.
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Saying the name "Phoebe" wrong in ways that lead to embarrassment, but since it's always written Phoebe the reader can't tell so it all has to be implied, and it escalates to levels of humorous absurdity.
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good idea, pls provide some gifs of phoebe
This is disgusting. Next one's a perma.
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kicked out of the grocery for calling the asparagus 'erotic.'
Kicked out of the funeral for responding to the eulogy with "oh my, how ribald!"
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getting kicked out of a funeral because you yelled "encore, encore!" at the end
Being rude on purpose
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being invited to strangers funerals because you make them so fun
My IRL funeral idea, which I will never let go of, is to be shellacked so my body is encased in a hard, clear plastic, but they put a big grin on my face and they move my body around so it's a merry-go-round ride, and I just stare at the funeral-goers, smiling, going around and around and around and around until the SCA needs the building at the fairground on Thursday.
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An erotic fanfic where Richard Nixon gets a bukkake titled Frost Nixon.
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Umm, excuse me but I believe you will find, if you check, that Frost/Nixon is actually slashfic. After all, the slash (solidus) is clearly evident in the title.
False, but Frost/Nixon is one of the tags of Frost Nixon.
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thanks for giving me the worst visual imagery of the day!
Richard Milhouse Nixon, jowls dripping with semen, saying to the camera "I am not a slut."
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A 20th-century counterculture poetry version of 8 Mile
Knees weak, palms are sweaty
There's vomit on his sweater already
Ferlinghetti
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[SCENE: a Christmas concert; a CHOIR is singing "Deck the Halls." STEVE is singing a solo part.]
STEVE: 'Tis the season to be jolly!
CHOIR: [Unison] Fa la la la la, etc.
STEVE: [Turns to his secret crush DON, kisses him]
STEVE: Don, we now are gay
[Exeunt]
I had a similar idea earlier today but it revolved around the phrase "Don, we are gay and in peril"
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Miles "Tails" Gotti
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Punch and Judy vs. Predator
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A horror film called Porgie and the tagline is "Killed the girls and made them die."
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I've been holding on to this screenshot for a while and I don't think I'm ever going to have a good reason to post it
it's good
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a Marie Kondo superfan whose house is packed to the brim with Marie Kondo memorabilia, books, etc
Gollum clutching the ring to his chest, hissing "it brings me joy."
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A simplified version of English spoken only by doves
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People treat me like a criminal just because I have been careless with a delicate man.
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fau doesn't have time for explanations, what he needs is a good defense
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If you click this song and decide you like it, please know that it is only 1 percent as good as her fourth album, The Idler Wheel etc.
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Full contact competitive chanting?
this is just normal sex
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Calling Ben & Jerry's "Banangeries"
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Packaged cheese labeled "Havarti, will travel."
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ben and jerr-ays, for the classy surburban icecream eater
A vegan knockoff called Jen and Sherri's.
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All sports can be improved by the introduction of a little magic. Or a lot!
Got some of the basketball's hair and fingernails, we're bound to win now
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A very homophobic cleaning product called Orson Scotch Guard
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A pornographic magazine called "Nice Hat, Big Balls."
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Wooooooaaaahhhhhh
Kevin let your light shine down
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Can I tempt you into a chocolate, Ms...?
Cherry-Tomato. Covered Cherry-Tomato.
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Renaming "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" to Chucky Bucket, Candy Lad.
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Wearing underwear that says "Intel Inside" and then jamming a quad-core processor up into your heat sink.
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The Little Prince: Machiavelli for the Playground [Grade 4 Edition]
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said the man with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
"News and weather, after the break."
This is Nantucket Public Radio
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Dating site for chubby musical fans called The Heaviside Layer
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deep-sea explorer Johnny Deeper
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deep-sea explorer Johnny Deeper
"Johnny's dead. That's right, Ma. He was trying to go deeper. He was trying! He was trying!"
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Instead of doing that little "come on" motion when starting a fight Neo turns his sign from STOP to SLOW.
Neo flipping backwards through the air in slow motion but instead of dodging bullets he's dodging busy commuters
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The freeway scene, exactly the same except they're not being chased or shot at and there are a lot more orange barrels.
The Nebuchadnezzar slowly making a three-point turn as those tentacle sentinel things wave away other traffic
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