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drinking a giant fishbowl cocktail out of a full size paper grocery bag at the train station
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May 11, 2024 17:45
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liveleak video called Man Gets Hit by Car and it's just a sationary car punching him with one of those extendable boxing gloves
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Jun 25, 2021 15:04
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Everyone's just going about their business and then a sign emerges from the ground flashing neon saying "GO APE" and then all hell breaks lose and they just start acting like orang utan and howling and climbing trees and poo poo.
you're going about your business and a sign emerges from the ground flashing neon saying "GO, APE!" and a gorilla jumps over you on a motorcycle and everyone cheers (which gets out of hand and they just start acting like orangutans and howling and climbing trees and poo poo)
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Jun 25, 2021 16:08
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a voyeuristic bang bus spinoff series where they have sex as openly as possible during rush hour called SexTraffic
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Jun 26, 2021 00:07
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an enterprising youth starts a fruit preserve stand after realizing that old people are wasting their time stepping on berries, the line is labelled TrafficJam because he just throws garbage bags of fruit into the road
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Jun 26, 2021 00:21
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No, I don't want my own solid gold sex pyramid, I want his solid gold sex pyramid!
But it is an identical solid gold sex pyramid down to the subatomic level. We do not understand.
nooo that sex robot was over there
a little to the left
warmer
warmer
ah there we go, it was throwing off the whole feng shui
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Jul 1, 2021 18:56
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building an ancient pyramid and using the newly installed pendulum booby trap to slice your bigass sandwich on lunchbreak
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Jul 1, 2021 19:03
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Common video game conventions as chronic diseases
Only being rendered in full detail when someone is observing you within 100 feet and otherwise being an abstract, polygonal, and untextured approximation of a person.
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Aug 5, 2021 13:37
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a modern vampire trying to blend in and not get caught instead of looking like an obvious goth or dracula, but he just ends up looking like pete davidson
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Aug 6, 2021 18:39
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a cartoon mouse vampire frustrated that his fangs are his buck teeth, giving him away instantly
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Aug 6, 2021 18:40
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grinding sexual levels by making cum tributes to yourself
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Aug 11, 2021 22:09
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Squatting repeatedly over a completed Q3 revenue report
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Aug 15, 2021 04:29
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annoyed dog: "you've got to be humping my leg"
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Aug 18, 2021 16:49
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goatseing my mouth to give myself bugle monster teeth
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Aug 21, 2021 02:47
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@officialBugles: Wow scary! We don't get the reference though. 😢 Can you help us out? What is "goatse"?
that might be a question for the time to gently caress thread, but I'm pretty sure the most important part of bugle goatse is the funyun ring
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Aug 21, 2021 04:52
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dog youtube where you can hit the "sniff" button and give the dog a virtual butt sniff
dog influencers: this is my line of stinky trash that you eat that tastes all the better when your human forbids it
self help dog youtuber makes a video about expressing yourself
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Aug 21, 2021 18:46
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a fake taxi spinoff called fake ambulance where patients attemtpt to gently caress their ems tech with like a dislocated knee or shattered pelvis while being flung around the cabin as the ambulance speeds to the hospital
halfway there it's revealed to also be a gameshow ala cash cab and the gurney is dropped out the back and they vs a competing fake ambulance's gurney going down a hill
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Aug 28, 2021 20:03
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a psa campaign spreading awareness of how a firm "no" can keep you out of all kinds of trouble from drugs to unwanted sexual advances
unfortunately the pr crew behind it decides that the slogan "No is great! No rocks! No rules!" is too long and all the t-shirts and billboards produced just say "No Rules" so kids just go nuts and start driveby egging and tp-ing houses etc
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Aug 28, 2021 20:43
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A very high level protagonist getting flustered because endless swarms of rats and kobolds who can't pierce their armor keep attacking them and they can't enjoy their walk in peace
now I want a game where you can't take damage but you have to piss people off on purpose because you have no useful abilities, like crowdsurf on an angry mob like indirect pikmin, or get pitchfork guys to poke you in the rear to jump high, or like torchbearers light you on fire so you can burn obstacles or interact with the environment
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Aug 30, 2021 22:11
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Hey Brian, you want a dry martini? This leg isn't gonna hump itself.
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Sep 9, 2021 00:25
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a romantic comedy about an older brother dying and haunting his younger loser brother's smartphone, and manipulating the autocorrect to try to help get his life on track and help him in pursuit of ~doing it~ as he sends people messages, browses the internet etc.
killed myself so I can be haunting my enemies' youtube recommendations rn
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Sep 12, 2021 08:24
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an austin powers sequel where he and dr evil go through the time machine at the same time and come out as conjoined twins. they have to work together to defeat a group of rival villains all played by mike myers
it's called Double Agent
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Sep 13, 2021 14:14
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sending your rivals images of toilet seats so they catch a computer/phone virus
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Sep 22, 2021 00:15
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playing chess by mail but using a public bathroom stall instead
other people all making comments like
e2 e4 <---- HAHA DAM SON SICK
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Bb5 b6 <--- YO gently caress YOU THAT HORSEY WAS MY LAST 1
pondering your next move and then rubbing one out quick for some post nut clarity and getting dq'd because you were overheard enhancing your performance
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Sep 22, 2021 01:03
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playing chess by mail but using a public bathroom stall instead
other people all making comments like
e2 e4 <---- HAHA DAM SON SICK
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Bb5 b6 <--- YO gently caress YOU THAT HORSEY WAS MY LAST 1
waiting for your opponent to come in and see your checkmate move so you can kick the door in to t-bag them irl
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Sep 22, 2021 01:04
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getting mad that you're losing so you complain about the graf to get it scrubbed
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Sep 22, 2021 04:00
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gollum and dobby crossover saxaboom battle
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Sep 23, 2021 17:07
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dj dubby's house elf music
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Sep 27, 2021 17:10
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dog reddit
r/subredditdrama thread about how r/gonewild users can't decide whether it's for feralposting or hornyposting
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Sep 29, 2021 03:02
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suspense as a doctor approaches the door and you reach into your bowl of fruit for a trusty apple only to find that they've all turned... will they keep the doctor away?
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Oct 1, 2021 02:52
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A doctor who makes prank call house calls
Huh fever, cough... runny nose? You'd better go catch it!
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Oct 23, 2021 12:26
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Squeezes the bulb of the blood pressure monitor and it squirts water at the patient's face
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Oct 23, 2021 12:28
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"sorry miss, they were all out of pepperoni, but I got your big sausage pizza here"
[opens box to reveal cock through pizza]
"seriously? I know you got like 3 more pizzas in the car, let me see them, I bet someone else got pepperoni"
[she runs out to the car and opens every other box to reveal cocks sticking up through those pizzas like interdimensional glory holes]
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Mar 12, 2022 17:48
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stealing card game where the cards have no actual game and you just break into your friends' homes to steal their collection
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Mar 14, 2022 15:57
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a game where you start with amnesia and one of the first puzzles is to get doxxed to find your identity/home
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Mar 21, 2022 01:18
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a hibachi clown that throws little pies at customers with his spatula and squirts his flower in their mouth
when the onion volcano is set on fire a little clown car fire dpt comes to put it out
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Mar 24, 2022 02:42
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this one I feel has been done before, but it came to me in a dream
a filesharing site like rapidshare or megaupload called Dick Inbox
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Mar 26, 2022 02:49
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the dwarf graffiti artists always get caught painstakingly engraving masterworks into the walls
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Apr 5, 2022 02:26
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Underground baby sumo circuits where they toddle at each other on unsure feet to uproarious cheers
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May 11, 2024 17:45
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gramma, put down those rosaries and check out this farting cat!
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