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ChubbyChecker posted:is it a pro tier username? there was an LF poster named Socratic Method Man who i think was married to UN Inspectah Deck
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Bright Bart posted:
predator handshake meme but it's "drug cops" "regular cops" and "giving you a fine for passing on the right"
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flavor XXXplosions are causing irreparable damage to the natural combos ecosystem
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getting HOTK NIFE knuc tats
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what if "refrigerator" was the nice way of saying "refuckerator"
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yeah my family's pretty traditional so for Halloween we would always Robert for apples
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Finger Prince posted:Not really a joke, but I kind of always wanted to hear Pulp - Common People sung from the girl's perspective. she's probably the wife of the former Greek finance minister, so you could ask https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danae_Stratou
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Diorama posted:We can now freeze semen from prize thoroughbreds so that it can be used for years after, even when the horse has died. Which is lucky because there's no point beating off a dead horse, got it in one!
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kristen schaal starting an onlyfans that's just pictures of bret & jemaine playing music, fully clothed
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canyoneer posted:"goatse" sung to the tune of no doubt "don't speak" gently caress
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google THIS posted:'Cause we're just two girls, oh, little old us oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh we've filled it up to here
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Heather Papps posted:me to the tubgirl girl: make a big splash! OH NO me to the mr. hands horse: knock 'em dead! OH NO
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which one of you clowns called it "1996" instead of "OJ Computer"
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rip Puke Lerry
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mailorder bees! posted:west vagina mons mama
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*playing catan* we built this city we built this city on rock and wheat
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I can definitely trim words off that, suck on this, Hemingway: NEW SHOES $5
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yo momma so fat she's got cardinal voiello confessing
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biosterous posted:the noun for a person who's way way way into the fully sexual snail is "purker"
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Prurient Squid posted:Not a joke so much as a question. How do I get the ol' juices flowing? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pc1DZ2k31w8 always does it for me
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Prof. Crocodile posted:A salsa that is made in Jersey City, but it tells everyone it is made in New York City because it sounds cooler. NEW YORK CITY???
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defenestrate (v): the act of acidifying a previously alkaline wetland
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more falafel please posted:defenestrate (v): the act of acidifying a previously alkaline wetland , until the pH is below 7.0 (the bog standard)
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samantonio posted:A quartet of dolphins in an ICU. Four all-intensive porpoises.
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hey good girl do you wanna (eat beans) just say yeah I wanna (teach myself how to use a can opener)
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google THIS posted:Sorry Miss Jackson
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ahahah holy poo poo
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google THIS posted:A group of Amazonian women sampling beers from tiny glasses while Flight of the Valkyries plays excuse me this is the joke thread, not my literotica page
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i was at a karaoke bar one time and someone cued up Crocodile Rock but just sang the lyrics to Creep without any assistance. it worked very well
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Hey Davey, why the gently caress haven't you retired yet?
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:creating a strain of weed and calling it "the good poo poo lollipop" hey man can I get a quad of "you can't miss the bear"
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haricots verts implies the existence of haricots street
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now I want to see a picture of a green bean doing a sick 900
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Code Jockey posted:A local medical school hosts a weekly amateur event called Open Mike Night how does mike feel about that?
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my sunchokes actually got big enough that we had to move them because the comed guy couldn't read the electrical meter from the street anymore so he'd just bug us once a month to let him in through the gangway
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Prof. Crocodile posted:alt-left infowars-style new shows where the presenter is screaming mad that the chemicals the government in the water aren't making frogs gay enough. https://twitter.com/3liza/status/1092312779275390976?s=21
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Code Jockey posted:spending hours and hours creating potions before my big date, then chugging all of them to boost my sexual power value to absurd levels, allowing me to climax within milliseconds, thus setting a new speed running record anal%
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Jestery posted:The average Gatsby he has like, a normal amount of shirts
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take the moon posted:i read this time travel comic and one was about people whose job it was to save hitler from time travellers trying to kill hitler is this umbrella academy? there's stuff vaguely like that in the Netflix show but I know the story is pretty different than the comic
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