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just voted for the hologram man
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 07:33 |
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Baloogan posted:i dont know who that is aside from you didn't voite for the right one (le pen) the youtube communist hologram man Baloogan posted:is it authentic anti-eu or like fake anti-eu? he really hates the us and germany, he wants out of nato as well (he likes russia and venezuela) other than that hes fine
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 08:45 |
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Jose posted:Guaiana get a vote? every french citizens get a vote, whether they live in Guiana, Polynesia,Paris or elsewhere in the world. One man, one vote
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 17:53 |
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Fallen Hamprince posted:Massive tears ahead online vote? petrov gonna hack that poo poo
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 21:12 |
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whomupclicklike posted:Wait if Le Pen wins will I still be able to watch France 24 online or is she going to take it away english will be banned, globalist scum
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 05:36 |
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here are the results with 97% of the votes in résultats au 1er tour Liste des candidats Voix % Exprimés M. Emmanuel MACRON 8 528 585 23,86 Mme Marine LE PEN 7 658 990 21,43 M. François FILLON 7 126 632 19,94 M. Jean-Luc MÉLENCHON 7 011 856 19,62 M. Benoît HAMON 2 268 838 6,35 M. Nicolas DUPONT-AIGNAN 1 689 686 4,73 M. Jean LASSALLE 433 996 1,21 M. Philippe POUTOU 392 454 1,10 M. François ASSELINEAU 329 951 0,92 Mme Nathalie ARTHAUD 231 660 0,65 M. Jacques CHEMINADE 65 076 0,18 So Macron first, followed by Le Pen and Fillon/Mélenchon tied for third Lassalle (funny shepherd accent man) won the joke vote, followed by the funny worker man, boring frexit man, unfunny troskyist woman and conspiracy theorist martian man. Kurtofan has issued a correction as of 05:44 on Apr 24, 2017 |
# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 05:41 |
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Results of who came first for each Departments (Yellow: Macron, Black : Le Pen, Blue : Fillon, Red : Mélenchon) the le pen departments kinda make up the shape of a skull if you squint a bit Kurtofan has issued a correction as of 06:02 on Apr 24, 2017 |
# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 06:00 |
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mike12345 posted:What's the story behind the east-west divide? Different industries, cultural? the chillest parts of france (Brittany and Aquitaine) are in the West, the illest parts are in the East (Alsace always had a strong conservative streak, the only region where church isn't separated from state), the North (lots of dead industries and closed off coal mines up there) and the South-East (the FN's traditional heartland, a lot of French repatriates from Algeria live there) Corsica because it's pretty conservative and the only thing they hate more than the French is Muslims
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 08:29 |
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Pluskut Tukker posted:So if I'm reading this right, if the votes for the fringe left candidates had gone to Mélenchon instead he'd have had a shot at the second round?
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 09:04 |
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White Rock posted:Most left is busy being milquetoast centrists. none of the left candidates this election were milquetoast centrists really, hamon was leftist, he just was very uncharimastic unfortunately
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 09:51 |
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Nanomashoes posted:Pro having sex with your teacher. macron chose kawakami
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 22:10 |
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:https://twitter.com/sturdyAlex/status/856571608374366209 those retards think we care about sex scandals lol when people found out hollande was having affairs, his favorability rate went up in the polls
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 06:44 |
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macron's france
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 08:37 |
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exmarx posted:remember when that old front national guy blew his brains out in a church over gay marriage not just any any church, noter drat of paree
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 10:54 |
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not a great start for macron, he hosed up a visit at a factory by not meeting with the workers, while le pen did that started new comments about him being an out of touch elite who doesnt care about the little man
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 15:01 |
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le pensylvannia
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 08:09 |
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it would be funny if disanffranchised workers from failing industries decided the election
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 09:37 |
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:ultramarine is latin, french is d'outre-mer ultramarin is an acceptable variant of d'outre-mer.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 16:17 |
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Bulbo posted:"From beyond the sea". see also d'outre manche, d'outre atlantique, d'outre rhin for other bodies of water borders for mountainous borders, there's transalpin, transpyrénéen see if you can guess all the countries Kurtofan has issued a correction as of 16:22 on Apr 27, 2017 |
# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 16:18 |
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sup tards quebec is france
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 17:20 |
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owl
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 21:26 |
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Coolguye posted:holocaust denial is one of those things that mystifies 24/7, but i can at least understand how toolbags like ahmadinejad got there; their culture wasn't directly affected by the nightmare, so it's seductive to smugly go 'well ACTUALLY' and make some poo poo up. how the gently caress can you be french and be a denier though? like did all of those people that got packed into boxcars and hauled off in vichy france just kind of resurface later in austria or switzerland, happy and fat? like what the gently caress this literally happened right in front of your father's eyes and the same government records you rely on to do poo poo on a daily basis attest that there are thousands upon thousands of people who just sort of stopped existing with no explanation. the gently caress do you think happened, man? these people deny it because it was their side that did it, simple as that
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 16:25 |
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bored brits did this under that system the swing states would be the overseas departments lol banana and rum would be the equivalent of coal Kurtofan has issued a correction as of 10:25 on Apr 30, 2017 |
# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 10:21 |
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rudatron posted:macron is going to implement a whole poo poo tonne of austerity and the economy is going to go to poo poo, leftists aren't in a position to push so le pen is going to win the next election this site wont be around in 5 years quote me in 5 years
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 09:06 |
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the left did a pretty good campaign this time, they went like ten points up in two weeks of campaigning
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 11:52 |
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:This person looks familiar. I think she had a pro-FN Tumblr with a lot of pics of her and her tits out. I stumbled across it and "stumbled"
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 20:30 |
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fuckthefash.tumblr.com
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 20:33 |
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:nate too stupid to understand fillon gave le pen the speech not really
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# ¿ May 2, 2017 14:53 |
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23% des électeurs de Jean-Luc Mélenchon au premier tour disent qu'ils voteront pour Marine Le Pen au second, soit une hausse de sept points en une semaine.
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# ¿ May 2, 2017 19:03 |
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Condiv posted:please tell me if i've translated this right, gotta practice my french: yes
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# ¿ May 2, 2017 19:22 |
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Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:Goddamn MelenconMessieurs. Mélenchoutforlepen doesn't sound quite as good
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# ¿ May 2, 2017 20:42 |
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her supporters saying she had a bad performance tho i didnt watch this shitshow
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# ¿ May 3, 2017 22:14 |
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Laphroaig posted:lol https://twitter.com/RachelDonadio/status/859877066497548290 we love the splain
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# ¿ May 3, 2017 22:17 |
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Fallen Hamprince posted:https://twitter.com/mathieuvonrohr/status/859876218052763648 le balougnan ouiiii, ouiiiiii, ouuiiiiii
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# ¿ May 3, 2017 22:29 |
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hilaire a gagné le débat
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# ¿ May 3, 2017 22:39 |
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Obama just confirmed he is a macronman
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# ¿ May 4, 2017 16:19 |
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Le Camion
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# ¿ May 4, 2017 19:33 |
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shes not wrong tbh
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 05:29 |
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Elephanthead posted:Is being President of France really winning? i mean the pension is good
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 16:23 |
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whomupclicklike posted:Are the leaks even legit? the election is two days and campaign rules stipulate than news can't talk about politics so it's a bit too late me thinks
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 23:19 |