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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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just voted for the hologram man

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Baloogan posted:

i dont know who that is aside from you didn't voite for the right one (le pen)

the youtube communist hologram man



Baloogan posted:

is it authentic anti-eu or like fake anti-eu?

he really hates the us and germany, he wants out of nato as well (he likes russia and venezuela) other than that hes fine

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Jose posted:

Guaiana get a vote?

every french citizens get a vote, whether they live in Guiana, Polynesia,Paris or elsewhere in the world. One man, one vote

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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online vote?

petrov gonna hack that poo poo

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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whomupclicklike posted:

Wait if Le Pen wins will I still be able to watch France 24 online or is she going to take it away

english will be banned, globalist scum

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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here are the results with 97% of the votes in

résultats au 1er tour

Liste des candidats Voix % Exprimés
M. Emmanuel MACRON 8 528 585 23,86

Mme Marine LE PEN 7 658 990 21,43

M. François FILLON 7 126 632 19,94

M. Jean-Luc MÉLENCHON 7 011 856 19,62

M. Benoît HAMON 2 268 838 6,35

M. Nicolas DUPONT-AIGNAN 1 689 686 4,73

M. Jean LASSALLE 433 996 1,21

M. Philippe POUTOU 392 454 1,10

M. François ASSELINEAU 329 951 0,92

Mme Nathalie ARTHAUD 231 660 0,65

M. Jacques CHEMINADE 65 076 0,18

So Macron first, followed by Le Pen and Fillon/Mélenchon tied for third

Lassalle (funny shepherd accent man) won the joke vote, followed by the funny worker man, boring frexit man, unfunny troskyist woman and conspiracy theorist martian man.

Kurtofan has issued a correction as of 05:44 on Apr 24, 2017

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Results of who came first for each Departments (Yellow: Macron, Black : Le Pen, Blue : Fillon, Red : Mélenchon)



the le pen departments kinda make up the shape of a skull if you squint a bit

Kurtofan has issued a correction as of 06:02 on Apr 24, 2017

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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mike12345 posted:

What's the story behind the east-west divide? Different industries, cultural?

the chillest parts of france (Brittany and Aquitaine) are in the West, the illest parts are in the East (Alsace always had a strong conservative streak, the only region where church isn't separated from state), the North (lots of dead industries and closed off coal mines up there) and the South-East (the FN's traditional heartland, a lot of French repatriates from Algeria live there)

Corsica because it's pretty conservative and the only thing they hate more than the French is Muslims

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Pluskut Tukker posted:

So if I'm reading this right, if the votes for the fringe left candidates had gone to Mélenchon instead he'd have had a shot at the second round?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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White Rock posted:

Most left is busy being milquetoast centrists.

The very quick rise of Mélenchon is indication that the division is very much "populists vs centrists", with the main issue being a strong EU resentment that established parties are unable to appeal to.

none of the left candidates this election were milquetoast centrists really, hamon was leftist, he just was very uncharimastic unfortunately

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Nanomashoes posted:

Pro having sex with your teacher.

macron chose kawakami

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

https://twitter.com/sturdyAlex/status/856571608374366209

i'm not exactly sure pol's strategy of spreading (a) sexy rumors (b) in english regarding the french elections is very well thought out

those retards think we care about sex scandals lol

when people found out hollande was having affairs, his favorability rate went up in the polls

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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macron's france

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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exmarx posted:

remember when that old front national guy blew his brains out in a church over gay marriage

not just any any church, noter drat of paree

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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not a great start for macron, he hosed up a visit at a factory by not meeting with the workers, while le pen did

that started new comments about him being an out of touch elite who doesnt care about the little man

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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le pensylvannia

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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it would be funny if disanffranchised workers from failing industries decided the election

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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mrbradlymrmartin posted:

ultramarine is latin, french is d'outre-mer

ultramarin is an acceptable variant of d'outre-mer.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Bulbo posted:

"From beyond the sea".

see also d'outre manche, d'outre atlantique, d'outre rhin for other bodies of water borders

for mountainous borders, there's transalpin, transpyrénéen

see if you can guess all the countries

Kurtofan has issued a correction as of 16:22 on Apr 27, 2017

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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sup tards

quebec is france

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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:discourse: owl

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Coolguye posted:

holocaust denial is one of those things that mystifies 24/7, but i can at least understand how toolbags like ahmadinejad got there; their culture wasn't directly affected by the nightmare, so it's seductive to smugly go 'well ACTUALLY' and make some poo poo up. how the gently caress can you be french and be a denier though? like did all of those people that got packed into boxcars and hauled off in vichy france just kind of resurface later in austria or switzerland, happy and fat? like what the gently caress this literally happened right in front of your father's eyes and the same government records you rely on to do poo poo on a daily basis attest that there are thousands upon thousands of people who just sort of stopped existing with no explanation. the gently caress do you think happened, man?

these people deny it because it was their side that did it, simple as that

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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bored brits did this



under that system the swing states would be the overseas departments lol

banana and rum would be the equivalent of coal

Kurtofan has issued a correction as of 10:25 on Apr 30, 2017

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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rudatron posted:

macron is going to implement a whole poo poo tonne of austerity and the economy is going to go to poo poo, leftists aren't in a position to push so le pen is going to win the next election

quote me in 5 years

this site wont be around in 5 years

quote me in 5 years

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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the left did a pretty good campaign this time, they went like ten points up in two weeks of campaigning

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

This person looks familiar. I think she had a pro-FN Tumblr with a lot of pics of her and her tits out. I stumbled across it and :psyduck:

"stumbled"

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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fuckthefash.tumblr.com

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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mrbradlymrmartin posted:

nate too stupid to understand fillon gave le pen the speech

not really

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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23% des électeurs de Jean-Luc Mélenchon au premier tour disent qu'ils voteront pour Marine Le Pen au second, soit une hausse de sept points en une semaine.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Condiv posted:

please tell me if i've translated this right, gotta practice my french:

23% of Jean-Luc Melencon's electors from the first round say that they will vote for marine le pen in the second, rising seven points in one week.

yes

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:

Goddamn MelenconMessieurs.

Mélenchoutforlepen

doesn't sound quite as good

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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her supporters saying she had a bad performance

tho i didnt watch this shitshow

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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we love the splain

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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le balougnan

ouiiii, ouiiiiii, ouuiiiiii

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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hilaire a gagné le débat

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Obama just confirmed he is a macronman

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Le Camion

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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shes not wrong tbh

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Elephanthead posted:

Is being President of France really winning?

i mean the pension is good

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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whomupclicklike posted:

Are the leaks even legit?

the election is two days and campaign rules stipulate than news can't talk about politics so it's a bit too late me thinks

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