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its all nice on rice posted:I dunno, piroshkis are pretty awesome. Those are Ukrainian
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2017 05:11 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 03:46 |
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High Protein posted:Also, Random Capitalization which Seems to be an Old Man Thing. It's also "very" common to see these old farts using quotation marks for emphasis on particularly "important" words!
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 03:55 |
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It's a common enough problem that there's a Chrome extension to fix it, incidentally: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/photobucket-hotlink-fix/kegnjbncdcliihbemealioapbifiaedg?hl=en
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2017 03:11 |
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Why
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# ¿ May 11, 2018 05:48 |
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hack-a-day had an article about a guy who added a gear indicator to his v-strom by tapping into the OBD, neat stuff of course the comment section: posted:Things on bikes like neutral lights and gear indicators are fluff for non bikers. Once you have ridden around the block a couple of times you get pretty good at figuring that out on your own. Really no need for another geegaw. Than again I like my bikes really bare metal and simple. The less electronics the better. posted:I’ll also join this gang of cranky old men yelling at the whippersnappers to get off our lawn. Half the reason I commute on a motorbike is because I don’t need to disassemble the entire front end to change a bulb, or be ruled over by the haughty decree of an on-board computer, or read out cryptic sensor codes through the ODN or OBGYN or whatever the gently caress it’s called. It’s a bare frame with a fully exposed, dead-simple little motor which I can drop with a scissor jack and rebuild myself in a weekend. It’s got four or five gears, and neutral is in-between the first two so it’s really not hard to count. It becomes second nature. I detest even having a battery, what’s wrong with a kick-start and a magneto? posted:For those with the skill to listen to motor sounds, I am tone deaf to music but have a personal connection to any machine I have spent a few hours with, it becomes a basic part of knowing the machine is OK and when to follow the emergency protocol tree. posted:It’s nice to see hacks like this on hackaday, rather than “these scientists came up with this new thing, which is out of the reach of a normal hacker”. Or “this woman scientist was important for this reason”.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2018 18:58 |
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Steve McQueen rode triumphs and he got laid more than everyone on this board combined ever will
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2018 07:35 |
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i wanna see a video of this guy apparently losing control from the reckless, dangerous move of taking one hand off the bars for a few seconds e: also what the gently caress kind of advrider is he anyway if he doesn't even have a fuel gauge. jeez
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 23:18 |
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now look, you've got me making involuntary disgusted noises and i can't stop
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2019 03:24 |
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Slavvy posted:My bike is just a giant steel and alloy penis hand crafted with my own two hands (mostly the right), lovingly lubed and stroked far more often than those squares at Suzuki think is appropriate. My bike is like a horse or a big dog I guess because sometimes when I've been riding hard through a crazy storm or freezing fog, or if traffic is crazy and I've just dodged away from getting creamed by some moron, I will pet the gas tank and say "good bike, you're a good one" or similar words of appreciation
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2019 07:58 |
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Gross
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2019 16:21 |
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2019 06:55 |
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I'm fairly sure that when you buy a new Harley you get an actual little certificate of validation that says "this is an official hog made by the Harley Davidson motor company" lol
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2019 17:27 |
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today i followed a guy on a harley wearing a t-shirt that said IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS FLAG I'LL HELP YOU PACK
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2019 07:09 |
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i don't think these people actually turn their motorcycles. just straight out the garage down the road to the bar, then use the electric reverse all the way home. ooo, i got an idea. is this thread behind the paywall? how would the advrider crowd react to read it? what are we, in their minds?
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2019 03:30 |
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FBS posted:In 30 years the neo-cyber-hipsters will be telling each other how much better 180 crank twins are than those plebian 270s that every classic bike has I like my 180-degree crank CL350 it sounds like a go-kart powered by a sewing machine
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2019 06:17 |
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:Imagine having 1.2 million dollars and being like “this bitcoin thing looks legit” i suspect he never had 1.2 million dollars in liquid assets. he probably had 1.2 million in bitcoins in the first place, which can be converted to cash at a max rate of maybe $10,000 per day, and then he lost it all to a Bitcoin Wallet Inspector
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2019 22:20 |
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you either mootmoot young or see yourself become the advrider
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2020 03:44 |
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Both my parents died in their 50s so I decided life is too short to wait until you're middle-aged to do all the fun poo poo you dream about. Just do it now and enjoy it and deal with the future when it happens. You'll never be as young as you are today, and the longer you wait the greater the chance that you'll be bitter or decrepit or dead when you finally get around to living your life. I may not own a house or have as big a 401k as some of my friends, but I'm the only one who can ride a motorcycle down to the airport on sunday morning and hop in a plane and fly myself to Petaluma for breakfast.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2020 01:24 |
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:How do you pronounce pannier? that guy in the middle drives me especially insane because "douche" is pronounced exactly the same way in english and french
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2020 02:10 |
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:I do generally try to apply the “is this adding to the conversation, or is it at least funny” litmus test. haha lol
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2020 19:39 |
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I'd bet a hundred bucks that whichever boomer made that meme hasn't actually owned a motorcycle that's older than AGM batteries.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2020 05:04 |
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You just need a Rotella emoticon
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2020 16:54 |
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klrs only come in one color anyway (dirt)
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2020 04:14 |
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https://twitter.com/dril/status/1228031674413268997?lang=en
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2020 20:14 |
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Fortunately the engine is probably still okay since he has less than 3000 miles on the clock
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2020 01:47 |
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Oceanlife posted:You all say that until you have to choose between dropping a gear or getting that insurance bill increase. Then you'd all wish you decal'ed your busa's with the thin blue line grow up
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2020 05:52 |
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naming motorcycles after women in general is just gross. i sometimes think of my bikes as if they're horses or dogs or other loyal animals. for instance i will pat the gas tank after successfully dodging out of the way of a car doing something stupid, or say "good bike" as it's ticking and cooling after riding home safely in blinding rain. so i guess if i had to name my motorcycles, they would be animal names like "muffin" or "general sherman" or "rex." but it's a not a goddamned human woman (custom title aside)
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 20:31 |
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:His argument is that living with non-whites makes you racist? I got into a huge argument with a racist at a wedding once and one of his big GOTCHA points was that the only reason white liberals (he was a white conservative) aren't racist against black people is because they don't live near black people and "don't know what they're really like." "Have you ever lived in a majority black neighborhood?" "No, I haven't." "Okay so then you don't know their culture. You can't talk about how black people are cause you don't know. I've grown up around them and I know what they're like. And it's a culture that glorifies violence and breaking the law, and--" It was a really astonishing thing to experience. I argued against his points pretty well, I thought, but he was so perfectly prepared. It was like debating the bible with one of those westboro baptist church nutjobs. Just bam bam bam instant practiced responses straight out of an Aryan Nation pamphlet. "Oh black people are poor because of structural racism? Well why aren't asian people poor, then, they're also a minority, they aren't poor and they don't commit crimes, how about that?" The other people at the table were stunned into silence the entire time, aside from one Chinese guy who tried to get in a few words about railroad workers and internment but was immediately rebutted with some other specious bullshit. After it was all over and the racist had left, and I was still shaking, one of the other guests found me and hugged me and said "oh my god I'm so glad you did that, I knew everything he was saying was wrong but I couldn't think how to answer him and you said all the right things and tried so hard and he's just SO RACIST and"... Hadn't thought about that incident in years. woof Oh! Anyway he was also a motorcyclist. He probably posts on ADVRider. Prior to this incident we had rented motorcycles to ride around (it was a multi-day destination wedding) and he dropped his while carrying one of the lady guests on the back. Total winner. Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Feb 27, 2021 |
# ¿ Feb 27, 2021 06:25 |
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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:Literally dropped his bike while a Female (that sex of the species which operates without higher strategic thinking abilities and which must be dominated culturally and sexually in order to maintain the stability of advanced civilization) was sitting on the back? Awkward! I sure hope that you're doing an ADVrider bit because this thread goes real hard on Poe's Law.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2021 20:43 |
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Razzled posted:imagine being so loving woke you can no longer distinguish obvious satire Oh no it's a level above even that. I couldn't decide if the Rev. Dr. was doing a bit imitating what someone on ADVrider might say, earnestly proclaiming that are the lesser sex -- or being even more woke than I by sarcastically implying that it's sexist to suggest that dumping the bike with a lady on the back is notably worse than dumping it with a man. right arm posted:californians lol don't even get me started. it's really loving exhausting at times. currently the hot topic of discussion is an article about whether White Allies are good or actually bad Living inside my head for the last 11 months is driving me loving insane Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 07:45 on Mar 2, 2021 |
# ¿ Mar 1, 2021 23:26 |
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quote:the pehlivan aims to control his opponent by putting his arm through the latter's kisbet. To win by this move is called paça kazık.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2021 20:46 |
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I found the only good posts on advrider! A Russian guy who popped into a thread about some American dude trying to import an IZH Planeta-5.posted:One man junk is another man treasure they say... posted:That bike designed in conditions of ruined economy, poor copies of German war time bike designs, marginal qualirty control etc. a guy in argentina who has one and likes it: quote:Thank you very much for your insights and comments, sure was a very hard and sad time and for those who do not live that, is difficult to understand. posted:Yep, I see your point. It's just really interesting to see how two different "worlds" meet so many years later in form of vehicle. When we were chasing after WWII Harley WLAs it seems Western countries (as they called you guys on news) were enjoying old Russian antiques.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2021 21:27 |
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I wonder where and when people started overcorrecting and calling chaps "assless chaps?" They are assless pants. If they had an rear end, they could not be called chaps. They would just be leather pants.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2021 01:12 |
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I was assuming that it is literally a vacuum cleaner for manure in your horse barn or whatever
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# ¿ May 3, 2022 04:01 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 03:46 |
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Slavvy posted:My penis gets un-numb right after I get off Good new subtitle
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2023 16:03 |