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ME: what are you doing there, LOSER? *grabs notebook from your hands* ME: oh i see, making sex drawings in your stupid book. check it out, Brad, look at this stupid SEX nerd. *hands notebook to Brad* BRAD: Haha, what a fuckin' nerd. ME: Why are you into gay stuff like that, loser? *shoves you* Sex is stupid! *you grab your notebook from Brad and run away, in tears. I throw rocks at you while laughing* ME: Get out of here, SEX NERD |
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Me: "i move to initiate doggy style" DM: "What is your coitus skill?" Me: "80" DM: "Not too risky, roll it." *Roll percentile die, get 49* DM: "You get a cramp in your foot as you strain to swing your legs over your partner. You impulsively move to grab your foot in pain." Me: "I have a daily that allows rerolls on sex act fails." DM: "Roll to save." *Crits* DM: "You stay engaged in coitus although precariously close to pulling out. Somehow your partner does not laugh at you. Woah. That was close." paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Macnult posted:*pushing up taped glasses* paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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*guy leads girl into bedroom. the walls are covered with karma sutra posters and on top of the dresser are many sex figurines and bottles of scented lotions* *under her breath* what a...nerd paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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google THIS posted:I've been both the good kind of sex guy and the bad kind of sex guy, but my favorite is the chaotic neutral kind of sex guy. sex guy is a different thread this is the sex nerd thread paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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