Pablo Nergigante posted:

Bicyclops hasn't posted since his last post in that thread

Bicyclops posted:

I am kind of sad. It feels like Imp Zone is going to die right after I came back. someone hire Cloud Strife to save the forums.

trying to jack off posted:

searching june 14 on the forums was a nightmare because it turns out donald trump was born on that day lmfao

VideoGames posted:

lmao

net cafe scandal posted:

*suddenly remembers two extremely popular Imp Zone threads about child molestation*

net cafe scandal posted:

Hizke posted:

Hizke posted:

just imagining wormskull with like two-inch long nails doing the sassy head side to side poo poo like oh honey no. lmfao

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I saw that thread with 0 replies while taking my morning poo poo and actively decided to wait for the OP to give me a reason, since I knew he would -- and he did.

ArfJason posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snUPq2b6aE4

Knuc U Kinte posted:

By 741-743 he meant only page 742. Do the math.

trying to jack off posted:

anyone else smell gas?

Fungah! posted:

Plebian Parasite posted:

thinking about this again

Kongming posted:

Lol at the post and that guy's recent post history.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Winston and The Scout smiling at each other in rosey nose/cheeked tumblr webcomic style

Knives and Hot Dust posted:

1500+ new posts with 1400 of them being empty quotes.. yea that's my poo poo

Kongming posted:

When I was fifteen I was absent from school a lot, and in one of the science classes the teacher was like "Where's John?" and somebody (I heard) shouted "He's probably playing World of Warcraft!" This teacher emails my guidance counselor going, "Hey, you might want to talk to this kid, I used to be into these types of games, they're bad news, highly addictive." So my guidance counselor brings me in, and he's like a young ex-athlete who all the girls have a crush on, and he goes to me "Are you playing this game?" I say yes. He says how many hours. I hesitate. The real answer is ten, but I don't want him to freak out, so I say: three. He stares at me blankly and then starts blinking and clutching his head and freaking out, and to this day I wonder what it would've done to him if I'd said ten.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...r#post475357984

Bicyclops posted:

angry screeds from the butthole crew.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lumpy the Cook posted:

another post I thought of today

Bicyclops posted:

i generally i think it's gauche to share PMs but he once said something like "the imp zone is just four guys making the same yakuza jokes over and over" and i have to share it bc it's the best thing he's ever posted, lol

Dongicus posted:

We write in AIDS blood. That's the Games way. And I aim to pen my title in yours



You're not the only one with a butthole on your back, boy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8Q_2otplyU

extremebuff posted:

lol what events

ol yeller posted:

Guy wearing a hat that says TERRORISM on it: Here, I need you to deliver this. It's a cat. *hands you a dog* The name's Bad Goodman.