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Spermy Smurf posted:That is completely undoable for me. Strictly for the mandatory team name pun.
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I could swear I could do this last year, but how do you see the rosters that people had last year on an NFL.com league? Trying to figure out who will be kept as keepers, and all the rosters are currently empty. When I click history, it just gives me last year's winners and a few random stats. Edit: Never mind, I finally found it in the history: http://fantasy.nfl.com/league/12345/history/2016/teamhome?teamId=8 Thanks for making it easy, NFL.
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Sataere posted:Mitch Trubisky is going to be the greatest quarterback in Bears history. How soon we forget Cade McNown.
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cmp343 posted:Hey everyone, our podcast, the Fantasy Football Prophet, is doing a mailbag episode and we need your questions for the show. Keeper questions, rankings questions, anything you want answered in fantasy football please send our way. Also, it's never a bad thing to promote the show when given a chance. If you have any questions comment here and we will answer them all on the show. How high should I draft CMike?  Realistic question: If David Johnson, Lev Bell and Ezekiel Elliot are gone, who would be the fourth best RB to take in standard scoring? Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Jun 1, 2017 |
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Benne posted:Get rid of mandatory TEs, use an WR/TE flex spot, draft Gronk and Kelce wherever the hell you want. There I just fixed fantasy football. What do I replace my kicker spot with?
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I am so ready to start playing. August is a lifetime away. Would love to find a league that does auction and FAAB, but then I'd have to figure out which one I'm in to drop.
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Plenty of Fish In The RBBC
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Jun 28, 2017 19:57
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89 posted:I always get too caught up in other people's words and opinions in fantasy football and lose. If you're gut drafting you need Eddie Lacy.
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Spoeank posted:What the gently caress silly burrito did you hack me and steal my piece I created a GUI interface using visual basic to track your IP address. Next time use the two person keyboard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ
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Jul 1, 2017 04:01
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coronaball posted:Why would David Johnson fall out of the top 3 in anything but a public free league with 3 maniacs picking 1-3? I'd be more concerned about having to make a decision about Zeke if he fell out of the top 3, considering his woman issues, constant car wrecks, and smaller sample size. 2QB league with 6 pt touchdowns?
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Jul 8, 2017 06:49
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Ayudo posted:The Saints draft bad. Leveraging the future for today is what they do. They also traded Brandon Cooks for a Tackle that they might not have needed at all until Armstead tore his labrum punching a tackle dummy. Kamara's gonna be Darren Sproles 2011. At least I hope so.
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Jul 9, 2017 21:47
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Benne posted:Don't draft any Bears, problem solved. The Mike Glennon Express still has lots of seats available.
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Jul 14, 2017 03:12
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I just discovered that someone registered beersheets.com and has it full of fantasy football links. And they registered it back in 2015. Looks like it's coming back up in August 2017 for renewal.
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Jul 21, 2017 02:46
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Yeah is there a way to snipe it? Maybe one of the domain sniping services? http://www.pool.com/addgtldbackorders.aspx
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Jul 22, 2017 01:32
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89 posted:Side note, I really want to buy in on the narrative that Adrian Peterson will be the AP of old in an offense that doesn't depend on him. Just remember that Sean Payton loves to pass the ball. He just does. I want to believe as well, but as a Saints fan who plays fantasy, been there, done that. If he truly lets AD free, I will be shocked. Mark Ingram always seems to be in the doghouse for something anyway. The secret sauce is Kamara, and if he can run screen passes.
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Sataere posted:I almost took him in fish bowl. Silly Burrito saves me from myself. You take the good. You take the bad. You take them both and there you have The facts of life I believe in Jordan Reed's ability to be hurt.
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Jul 27, 2017 00:57
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Teemu Pokemon posted:insert Generic TE Take here Well hell, might as well pick up Kyle Rudolph just in case. Who needs RBs and WRs in the fish bowl?
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Jul 27, 2017 01:57
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Spoeank posted:Dispatch from 49ers open practice: remove Joe Williams from your draft boards entirely. Looks bad?
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Aug 5, 2017 22:50
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pubic works project posted:Oh boy, I sure do love being a commissioner and having last minute drop-outs!! Especially when one draft is tonight. I don't want to join another league (I'm already in 6) but if you need someone to draft instead of an auto draft, I'd be willing.
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Aug 18, 2017 23:00
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Drunk Nerds posted:Now I got the fever! Anyone doing an auction draft next weekend, who is looking for a player? That fever is fatal. You'll never want to snake again.
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Teemu Pokemon posted:Guys I heard it He might get 'em, but he ain't catching 'em.
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What's the latest on Odell's injury? Still likely to be out at least week 1?
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RCarr posted:Aiming to play week 1, but may miss a week or two. Thanks. I draft fourth next week and will probably be getting him, as long as he doesn't completely break between now and then.
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Aug 24, 2017 16:26
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In a 1 keeper 14 team standard league, someone is offering me Antonio Brown for my #1 pick. There are no round penalties. I already have Michael Thomas as my keeper. If I do this, I won't pick again until #28, so my WRs will be great but my RBs will likely suck. At #1 I'm probably getting Melvin Gordon/Jay Ajayi if I stay pat. At first he was offering to swap picks (I get Brown and pick 13 while he gets pick 1 and 28), but he seems to have changed his mind on that. Am I crazy for turning this down? As much as I would like having a Brown/Thomas combo, I'm weary of having two RB2s or worse as my RB core.
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OxySnake posted:I think I would like Michael Thomas + Gordon / Ajayi then AB + the 28th overall pick. Leperflesh posted:would you get to keep AB indefinitely? If so would he always cost you a first round pick? No, this is the last year for this round of keepers. It resets next year to zero keepers.
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Aug 25, 2017 22:38
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Sataere posted:But he'd have AB / Thomas AND the 28th pick, as opposed to Thomas, 13th and 28th pick. I think, depending on future availability of AB, the first offer looks pretty sweet. First offer: I'd have Brown, Thomas, and pick #13. I'd be giving up picks #1 and #28. Second offer: I'd have Brown, Thomas and pick #28. I'd be giving up pick #1. In the first offer, I may still be able to snag DeMarco Murray at pick #13. Maybe not. In the second offer, my RBs start with Crowell/Lynch/Miller or whoever is left. Sataere posted:Wait, next year there are a new set of keepers across the board? Can you explain your keeper rules, because this seems confusing and I think I'm missing something. We go on a 2-1-0 cycle of keepers. Next year in 2018, there will be no keepers at all, so whoever you have on your team now does not matter next year. Everyone goes back into the pool. In 2019, you will get to keep two keepers from your 2018 team. There are no round penalties. You just keep two players and start drafting at essentially round 3. In 2020, you get to keep one keeper from your 2019 team. Still no penalties, you basically start at round 2. In 2021, we wipe the slate clean again and every player is placed in the general pool again. This year is like the year 2020 example above. So if I get Antonio Brown, I only get him this year. I can't keep him or anyone else next year.
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Silly Burrito posted:First offer: I'd have Brown, Thomas, and pick #13. I'd be giving up picks #1 and #28. Well, had our draft today and he didn't want to take my first offer, and I didn't want his second offer. He ended up trading Antonio Brown to the guy with the sixth pick, effectively giving him Jay Ajayi. Here's our draft board. I'm at the #1 position, and that's our keepers at the top, so round 2 is where we basically started. Weird draft. Someone got four defenses, so  . I think it turned out ok for me, even though I didn't get Antonio Brown. Threw a lottery ticket at Chris Carson, even though I already have two Seattle players. The Saints defense pick by me was a joke, even though I hope they turn out good in real life  .
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FAT BATMAN posted:Goons please help I need a clever and SFW fantasy team name for my workplace league. Suggestions? https://fantasyteamadvice.com/best-funny-fantasy-football-team-names/ 1 Hangin’ with Mr. Hernandez Aaron Hernandez 2 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood Aaron Rodgers 3 Hooked on a Thielen Adam Thielen 4 AP’s Daycare Adrian Peterson 5 Alshon of the Dead Alshon Jeffery 6 Cooper Troopers Amari Cooper 7 Make AmariCarr Great Again Amari Cooper / Derek Carr 8 Abdullah Oblongata Ameer Abdullah 9 Benn the Knee Arrelious Benn 10 What can Brown do for you? Antonio Brown 11 American Hoyer Story Brian Hoyer 12 BlakeLivesMatter Blake Bortles 13 Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles Blake Bortles 14 No such thing as halfway Cooks Brandin Cooks 15 Forgetting Brandon Marshall Brandon Marshall 16 Mr. Anderson C.J. Anderson 17 McCaffrican Camericans Christian McCaffrey / Cam Newton 18 Hyde and Zeke Carlos Hyde / Ezekiel Elliott 19 Wentz Upon a Time Carson Wentz 20 Cobbfefe Cobb / Trump 21 Two Gurleys One Kupp Cooper Kupp / Todd Gurley 22 Neverending Corey Corey Davis 23 Dak to the Future Dak Prescott 24 Dalvin and the Chipmunks Dalvin Cook 25 My Johnson is Burfict David Johnson / Vontaze Burfict 26 Duke Nuk’em Deandre Hopkins 27 Delanie Walker, Titans Ranger Delanie Walker 28 DeMarco Rubio Demarco Murray 29 De more de maryius Demaryius Thomas 30 Forte Ounces to Freeman Devonta Freeman / Matt Forte 31 The Walking Dez Dez Bryant 32 Dezpacito Dez Bryant 33 Teach me how to Dougie Doug Martin 34 Breesus, King of the Drews Drew Brees 35 Taste the Dwaynebowe Dwayne Bowe 36 The Play Book of Eli Eli Manning 37 Erect Dicker Eric Decker 38 Lets Get PhyZekiel Ezekiel Elliott 39 Zeke and Destroy Ezekiel Elliott 40 Run CMC Christian McCaffrey 41 Multiple Goregasms Frank Gore 42 The Knights who say giovanNI Giovanni Bernard 43 Golden Tate Warriors Golden Tate 44 Dix out for Harambe (or Diggs out) HaHa Clinton Dix / Stephon Diggs 45 Counting Crowells Isaiah Crowell 46 1.21 JJWatts J.J. Watt 47 Turn down for Watt J.J. Watt 48 Watt me Whip, Watt me J.J. J.J. Watt 49 Insane Clowney Posse Jadeveon Clowney 50 Gotta Catch Jamaal Jamaal Charles 51 Almost Jameis Jameis Winston 52 Jacking Goff to Gurley pics Jared Goff / Todd Gurley 53 Dirty Landry Jarvis Landry 54 Jeremy Hillbillies Jeremy Hill 55 Carry on my Langford Son Jeremy Langford 56 Maclin on your Gurley Jeremy Maclin / Todd Gurley 57 InstaJimmyGraham Jimmy Graham 58 Glengary John Ross John Ross 59 My Mixon a box Joe Mixon 60 Mind Reeder Jordan Reed 61 Jordy Wanna Ride Jordy Nelson 62 Ladies and Edelman Julian Edelman 63 Game of Jones Julio Jones 64 Yippee Kai A Justin Tucker Justin Tucker 65 Thats Hedley! Lamar Miller Lamar Miller 66 LaQuontum Physics Laquon Treadwell 67 Le’Veon my Wayward Son Le’Veon Bell 68 Le’Veon a prayer Le’Veon Bell 69 Little Red Fournette Leonard Fournette 70 Fournette’s Nest Leonard Fournette 71 Backfields and McCoys LeSean McCoy 72 Super Mariota Bros. Marcus Mariota 73 Team is metric. Measured Ingrams Mark Ingram 74 My Favorite Marshawn Marshawn Lynch 75 InGorious Staffords Matthew Stafford / Frank Gore 76 Melvin and the Chipmunks Melvin Gordon 77 Stairway to Evans Mike Evans 78 Suh-icide Squad Ndamukong Suh 79 Flowers for Agholor Nelson Agholor 80 OBJYN Odell Beckham Jr. 81 Slob on my Cobb Randall Cobb 82 Gronk if you love Breesus Rob Gronkowski / Drew Brees 83 ABC, Easy as RG3 Robert Griffin III 84 Every day I’m Russell’n Russell Wilson 85 Tannesaurus Rex Ryan Tannehill 86 Elementary my dear Watkins Sammy Watkins 87 Rage Against the Vereen Shane Vereen 88 Rebel Yeldon T.J. Yeldon 89 Troubled Bridgewaters Teddy Bridgewater 90 They see my Rawlin’ Thomas Rawls 91 Gurley Gone Wild Todd Gurley 92 The Brady Bunch Tom Brady 93 Romophobic Tony Romo 94 Kelce You Again Travis Kelce 95 Eifert in your general direction Tyler Eifert 96 Pop it and Lockett Tyler Lockett 97 Taylor Park Boys Tyrod Taylor 98 Need for Snead Willie Snead 99 My Ball Zach Ertz Zach Ertz 100 It Ertz when Eifert Zach Ertz / Tyler Eifert
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Forever_Peace posted:I'm slowly coming around to the idea that this year's RB class might actually live up to the hype. I was so convinced a month ago that it was going to be a total bust. Maybe, but RB as a whole seems like a wasteland after round 3.
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Here's a fun one: out of the drafts you've done this year, which one is the worst draft that you've seen that was not an auto draft? Here is my nomination. Eli was drafted in the SECOND ROUND.
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ZIGfried posted:Here you go, from the guy who finished third last year. $100 buy in. He could've at least drafted the Alabama D. Goddammit Steve, you ruin everything.
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corn on the cop posted:Bye bye willie snead Just saw that. What the hell.
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pubic works project posted:Maybe Fleener will actually be worth something this year. 2.5 ham sandwiches
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So my Carlos Hyde pickup wasn't in vain.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:What the gently caress do I do with Luck? Hold on for the wild ride and play your backup for a few weeks. Hello Carson Palmer.
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Spoeank posted:lol glad I didn't take the zekebait I got sniped on him last Wednesday. Figured it was worth the gamble. Ah well, I'll just stick with DeMarco Murray.
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Crap. This morning I went to pick up Mason Crosby and drop Graham Gano and accidentally dropped Dalvin Cook due to fat fingers. Apparently the NFL.com mobile app doesn't have a confirmation screen.  As soon as my new roster came up and I realized my mistake, I immediately emailed the entire group and the commish asking for a reversal as well as posting a note under the league transaction page. I hope they don't balk.
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