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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Which one of you made the Daisy Cousens fan page? It was our collective will made manifest by the noosphere reflected in the the internet.
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Out of my area of knowledge but check Beyond Blue - there might be a list of resources or some ideas. https://www.beyondblue.org.au/
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Gorilla Salad posted:From the Trump thread. Well you see in team america they were shot down over the ocean so therefore...
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Quantum Mechanic posted:TBF it's mostly Nick Xenophon, but I shan't be shedding any tears when SHY is sent packing and has got get a real job for the first time in her life The opposing councillor's inability to grapple with memes speaks to their inability to connect to youth voters. Or you know, any voter of any age who knows how to use a loving computer and what the internet is apart from "YouTube" and "websites for booking travel".
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May 16, 2017 13:09
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CrazyTolradi posted:Pell's a real piece of pus filled maggot riddled poo poo, it's not surprising at all this has come out and was obvious as gently caress when he was refusing to leave the Vatican. 
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:Apparently he's in London at the moment. If Australian law enforcement isn't on the phone to Scotland Yard already they should be.
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gay picnic defence posted:They can try him in absentia can't they? Sure but having Pell fart about the Vatican in safety eyeing off the younger tourists until he finally dies of old age doesn't help anyone.
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gay picnic defence posted:No, but it does a lot of longer term damage to the credibility of the church which is a good thing Yeah I guess so. Bigger picture and all that.
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Tokamak posted:I bought two avocados to make guacamole. Where does that place me on the entitled millennial scale? Homeless. Also don't expect any outrage over torturing refugees. Australia has already shown that a majority of citizens are totally ok with this.
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May 17, 2017 08:28
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Bogan King posted:You're falling into the trap of thinking people wanted the boats stopped rather than it all being an excuse to bang drums about making GBS threads on brown people. Stopping the boats was never the goal - hurting the 'other' was. I'm the miraculous wage growth rebound because of [CRC error file not found].
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May 17, 2017 08:36
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ssmagus posted:Why did they replace that sign? There was nothing wrong with the old one. Labor's Fault [tm] M'Lud.
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Doctor Spaceman posted:https://twitter.com/MurrayWatt/status/865068811875000321 Nothing whatsoever. *puffs on comically over sized cigar, wraps neck in white silk scarf and puts on top hat*
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May 18, 2017 14:00
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The real burning question on everyone's mind is obviously who did that amazing flat panel glass work?
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May 19, 2017 08:26
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Anidav posted:JOBS AND GROWTH BEEP BEEP BEEP BLUDGER DETECTED *PLAYS A CURRENT AFFAIR JINGLE ON LOUDSPEAKER WHILE FIRING LASERS AT TARGET* The secret is the special detection software on the Killbot is configured to always give a positive scan for maximum revenue capture and to kill more poors (suitably siphoned off to the right debt collection agencies so your mates can get a cut, of course).
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May 20, 2017 06:13
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Literal fun police.
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May 21, 2017 01:01
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Zenithe posted:"Can't afford a housing deposit, better start a loving business" (Nobody et.al, ever) Selling salvaged junk from your stolen woolies shopping cart under a bridge. Because you're sure not affording rent for a shopfront if you can't afford a loving home. It's a nice pivot to attempt to remain in relevance but unless their business plans don't require a premises then forget it. Maybe Domain over the next 12 months will be nothing more than a bunch of "how to start a food van business", trying to cash in on the lucrative TAFE chef course advertising dollars. Or the "mandarin only edition" of Domain with the actual real estate listings. (apologies to any people with actual Chinese heritage, it's the baby boomers who are to blame but I only have bile instead of jokes for them) DancingShade fucked around with this message at 10:29 on May 21, 2017 |
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May 21, 2017 10:27
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Bogan King posted:“It’s About Politics And Social Engineering”: Police Drug Tests Accused Of Targeting The Poor [Junkee] Well you certainly don't want to random drug test the patrons in your state's respective elite private clubs for politicians and business leaders. I mean just imagine how awkward that would be when you get a positive.
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May 22, 2017 09:01
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Speaking of people that can gently caress off: ""If Adani can't afford to build the mine without free water, free money and free coal, then Queenslanders can't afford to let them build it at all," she said." Ding ding ding.
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May 22, 2017 10:26
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CrazyTolradi posted:What jobs? Once the mine is built, they'll all be out of work again. Those jobs will all be 457 equivalent anyway and paid joke wages. JBP posted:You only need the jobs for an election cycle. A promise of jobs. No need to actually deliver once you're in. DancingShade fucked around with this message at 12:52 on May 22, 2017 |
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May 22, 2017 12:48
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tithin posted:
Well that explains the cartoon villainy.
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May 22, 2017 14:01
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Bogan King posted:Sea levels are now rising fast. Melbourne is going under water The Manchester bombing is indeed topical and of great interest but I want to take this opportunity to laugh at the boomers & investors who paid top dollar for waterfront properties but didn't care about climate change. Whoopsie you dickheads.
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May 23, 2017 08:12
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Don Dongington posted:So Federal Labor, in the spirit of giving away free kicks, once again voted in lockstep with the Liberals against a Federal ICAC. Labor are just as crooked as the LNP, they're just less efficient at it.
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May 23, 2017 08:44
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Anidav posted:I think this may contribute to the federal leadership destabilization. You need leadership to exist before you can destabilize it.
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May 23, 2017 14:18
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Anidav posted:It's pretty weird how it went belly up given the store in Brisbane is usually packed with people. If we've learned anything it's that the CEO was probably drawing a seven million dollar annual salary or something. Whoops can't afford to stay open anymore. Oh well.
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May 24, 2017 13:14
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Bogan King posted:Brandis said he has full confidence sharing intelligence with Trump. Just in case you want context for where that puts him. National security caveats are definitely going to get dusted off by a few people I think. Whoever leaked that poo poo needs to oh who am I kidding it's the US and they leak worse than cold war Britain.
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hooman posted:https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/may/16/rod-culleton-told-to-repay-senate-salary-and-entitlements I could never defend that nutter but at the same time you can't have inconsistent application of the same rules on different people. Well I mean you CAN but I never want anyone involved to say "a fair go" ever again.
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May 25, 2017 09:22
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ewe2 posted:Look at this angry old white man But was it a clerk of a maritime court? Also furthermore
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May 25, 2017 13:18
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Anidav posted:Meanwhile in the Courier Mail I love walking into pubs and ordering a soy latte. Where do people even buy beer from anyway?
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May 25, 2017 13:57
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Walk into a country pub in full hipster garb and find yourself a farmer to talk to. "Yeah mate, they're going to run farms by robots soon so you'll be out of a job and you'll have to sell up to a Chinese version of Monsanto." Look around a bit. "Oh wow so you don't have ANY microbrewery beers on tap? Just wow. Is that four X? Holy poo poo. I wondered who drank that." "Well nice talking but my motorized penny farthing is on a meter."
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May 25, 2017 14:03
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Lizard Combatant posted:Hey thread. I 100% checked out of Australian politics/news 3 months ago. Feels great. You take that back. You loving take that back. Arrowroot biscuits are really good and Bill Shorten is more akin to a dodgy knockoff family biscuit that has the flavor and texture of cardboard packaging.
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May 26, 2017 08:13
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gay picnic defence posted:A Catholic school in Melbourne's south east has threatened to bar students from a casual clothes day unless their parents sign letters opposing the Turnbull government's school funding changes. Good old Christian values of exclusion and coercion. Oh and public humiliation for whichever group becomes the class minority. Fun!
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May 26, 2017 09:29
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Lizard Combatant posted:Enjoy living in Blandville, grandma. These are all great and explaining them should be the real citizenship test.
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Cheap Trick posted:Dick Smith brand Dudroots. The Dick Smith brand became the dud root after a good flip by that investment group. ^Or someone chewing a nail while in front of a microphone.
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In Immortan Joe's brave new future that we're heading towards we won't need websites for any news outlet, let alone the ABC.
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May 27, 2017 04:13
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Skellybones posted:Relax, it's a war on terror. I'm terrified of change so anything that causes it is terrorism.
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May 27, 2017 05:27
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Anidav posted:Cat wait to snatch a 3 bedroom house in Greenslopes for 280 a week with a complimentary car because landlords are going bankrupt Mr. Speaker Your new house might be one of those ones that falls completely apart after 15 years because it was built to be flipped, not built to be lived in. If you remember watching the ABC's The Investigators consumer affairs show back in the day there were some real shockers dumped on buyers by builders that went into planned bankruptcies then phoenixed into new entities to avoid repercussions. I'm sure nothing has changed in that regard.
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May 27, 2017 05:53
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May 27, 2017 13:07
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Anidav posted:Because there is another side to Dutton! I've smeared poo poo on one side of this buttered toast but if you flip it over I'm sure it'll taste great.
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BBJoey posted:i don't mean to offend but i hope dutton is murdered Nah just put him in his personal hell. Some small quiet village in Namibia with no passport, mobile phone, ID or cash.
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Zenithe posted:Imagine growing up in 1980s QLD and wanting to be a cop. Well it was probably that or get sliced up to make raw chips in the factory.
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