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Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

TinTower posted:

They like the idea of executing black people but think that war criminals are hard done by by political correctness.

'But'? Who do you think our war criminals currently go after?

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Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

knox_harrington posted:

Your personal attack kinda makes you the pantshitter.

Seriously campaigning as a communist is tone deaf and alienates a huge swathe of the population. There is no way Labour can make an impact on the election without appealing to the Guardian reading Islington sector. I'm a left leaning voter but listening to McDonnell I am basically his enemy - there is no-one for me to vote for in this election.

John McDonnell is not going to ask you to starve to death in the street. That's a fairly important distinction from the other major party in this election, and one that's especially pressing with a hard Brexit looming. Seriously, the Conservatives are going to put millions out of work and then either let them die or enslave them (let's cut the bullshit about what workfare really is). There are few things that rank as a higher priority than that.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

namesake posted:

Bloody difficult to watch or hear speak as well.

I really hope this EU dinner thing keeps going or gets bigger with another disaster meeting, just keep chipping away at the soundbites. Eventually it's got to drive any pro-EU Tory to either election apathy or outright madness.

Oh, good, the EU is going to burn all our trade deals to the ground. For a second, I was almost worried about not starving to death in a decaying shell of a country. Nice to see the Prime Minister meeting my concerns so ably.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Pistol_Pete posted:

The press and the hardliners in her party will turn on her like rabid dogs as soon as the inevitable Brexit compromises begin. I still can't understand why she even wants the job of Prime Minister, unless she really is too dull to understand how it's going to turn out for her.

May isn't big on compromise. I suspect that 'beloved leader of an empire of corpses and ash' is her more likely endgame, whether she reaslises it or not.

The Tories are trying to turn us into a martyrdom culture, and are having an impressive amount of success.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Zephro posted:

The army doesn't use bombs. That's the air force's job. How can we rely on the Theresa May Party to give are boys the STRONG AND STABLE leadership they need if they're so ignorant of basic facts

Mortars?

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Serotonin posted:

My wife was voter number 16 when she voted at 19:30. There's about 250 potential voters here.
Tbf it was only for the metro mayor whatever the gently caress that is

The metro mayor controls the purse-strings for the councils under their purview. Functionally, the post is a Conservative power-grab designed to let them control councils that would otherwise be safely Labour or Lib Dem. If you live in an area with a Conservative mayor, expect your local government quality to deteriorate rapidly.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Pissflaps posted:

Not sure what all the high emotion is for - last night's result has been on the cards for months.

This is the natural consequence of having Jeremy Corbyn as leader. People do not want to vote for a party lead by him.

June will be even worse.

You're gloating over electoral outcomes that are going to cause people to die. gently caress off.

Or do you really think local government shifts like this are just like a different sports team winning a game?

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Pissflaps posted:

People who support Corbyn are causing people to die because they're taking away the centre left alternative to the Tory party.

This is your fault.

The other three candidates in the leadership contest supported austerity policies and welfare cuts that almost drove my brother to suicide. This isn't about ideological purity, this is about basic survival.

Again, gently caress off.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

hakimashou posted:

The people you care about are being made much worse off by corbynista petulance and the great boon of help it gives to the tories.

The alternative was both parties agreeing that they need to die, but Labour looking mildly upset about it. I'm not clear on how that's an improvement.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

jBrereton posted:

Maybe a more reflective headcase would consider that someone largely liked by people like them was not representative of the aspirations of the country as a whole.

The gently caress, dude?

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Pissflaps posted:

These meltdowns over an utterly unsurprising turn of events are baffling.


The oval office won't resign.

Again, you can see something coming and still be upset about it because people you care about are very likely to die.

Look, dude, just take a break from this thread for a while. This may be a funny little game to you, but the rest of us are having to deal with the fact that local government is going to dramatically reduce its efforts to keep people we care about alive, and you're wittering on about how it was clearly a mistake for the opposition party to pick a leader who actually showed some interest in keeping them from dying. That's just being an rear end in a top hat.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Pissflaps posted:

When you demand labour is lead by somebody with a chance in hell of becoming prime minister I might believe you give a gently caress about people dying because of Tory governments.

Dude. Stop.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

Ordinarily I would agree but I'm not aware of him having any particularly militarist tendencies and an ex soldier could be preferable to non-soldiers who are very keen on making lots more ex (dead) soldiers in interventionist wars.

Yeah, there's two ways ex-soldiers can go - authoritarian hard-right lunatic or pacifist, socially-conscious lefty. He seems to be the latter variety.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
Remind me, what's the reasoning for dealing with all the administrative stuff before discussing trade? Other than it giving the EU a negotiating advantage over the U.K.?

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Pissflaps posted:

That 'administrative stuff' is people's lives.

I'm not disputing that. I'm just wondering why the specific order of negotiations matters, because I'm legit unsure.

This was helpful:

Jedit posted:

It's right there on the page. We cannot be in the Single Market unless we agree to freedom of movement. If we are not in the Single Market, the trade deals will have to be conducted on entirely different terms. Therefore, these details must be resolved before trade negotiations can begin.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

endlessmonotony posted:

Let me do that far better:

True Leftist: Anyone considered perfect by all.
Far left: People who believe physically attacking rich people for being rich is morally justified.
Leftist: People who believe everyone should have food, healthcare and housing, no matter how poor.
Centre Left: People who believe what leftists do, but are willing to compromise with assholes so they can improve things a little.
Centrist: People who believe personal popularity is a bigger priority than preventing suffering.
Technocrat: Anyone who believes having access to education makes people morally superior.
Liberal: Anyone who believes individual rights are more important than preventing starvation.
Centre Right: People who hate poor people, but don't want to make potential voters uncomfortable about it.
Right Wing: People who want to punish people for being poor or minorities.
Fascist: Someone who says a minority powerless to change the situation is responsible for social problems and the only way to solve it is to implement laws to discriminate against that minority. *
Alt-right: Fascist, but openly advocating ethnic cleansing.
* If a minority of the minority is able to change the situation but won't and the majority of the minority has no way to reliably identify or oppose those people, the minority is considered powerless.

Isn't alt-right generally more of a euphemism for fascism? I mean, that was its original purpose.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

WMain00 posted:

I get the feeling this is what happens when you don't have an efficient spin doctor in your party. You get trapped into thinking that you need to woo the tabloids as much as possible. As such the tabloids start making Government policy more than the Government itself. Of course, it's all going to collapse like a ton of bricks on their head when Brexit causes the economic depression everyone is warning about. I'll be curious how the tabloids spin how rationing is a good thing.

Blame it on the Europeans while the May government uses emergency powers to blunt the democratic backlash, presumably.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Zephro posted:

Yeah. You can already see this happening with that paranoid speech about how the evil Eurocrats are trying to fiddle the Great Patriotic Election*. Anything bad will be used as evidence that the EU is evil and we were right to leave.

*Presumably by putting Labour in power so that Brexit can, err, happen anyway? Even by the standards of delusional bollocks it makes no sense

It makes a lot more sense if you buy the consistent media line that Corbyn is a treacherous sellout who will roll over for the first foreign power that threatens Britain's interests. In other words, Labour is lying about being in favour of Brexit, and their efforts to criticise the government's approach to it are only further evidence of this.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Angepain posted:

it's impressive how Corbyn has managed to simultaneously lie about being in favour of Brexit and lie about being against Brexit

TBF, it's generally different people saying those two things.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Jose posted:

your red text is extremely specific

There's a UKMT redtexter with a very strange sense of humour.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
Well, let's see how this goes.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
Yep, the PLP have lost their goddamned minds. :stare:

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

MikeCrotch posted:

The Telegraph is fun to read and laugh at as they get progressively more histrionic about THE PERFIDIOUS SOCIALISTS IN OUR MIDST but please don't think they actually have any inside scoops on Labour

Well, someone did leak the Labour manifesto to them, so I'd assume it's the same people feeding them this.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Pochoclo posted:

Let's leave the whole politics thing out of the way for a sec, I have a really important question: do you have normal hot dogs here in the UK? All I've seen so far is these massive "posh dogs" and sausages. I guess what I want is "american style"?

Frankfurters? Yeah, we have those. Check a supermarket, or a fast-food place if you want 'em ready-made.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
Went to a class reunion the other day. It was a private school, so I was expecting a bunch of obnoxious Tory-boys, but it turned out that all the City finance guys in their fake tans and leather jackets were leftie as gently caress. Like, I half expected them to break into a round of l'Internationale as the evening went on. They liked Corbyn, too, despite being entirely Remainers.

Weird surprise, but a pleasant one.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Lightning Lord posted:

Well it was more a (bad) joke about how the UK will die in June

But good to know you're into music by a dude who makes racist RPGs that use papyrus font I guess :discourse:

Just preparing himself for the next few years.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Evil_Urna posted:

Correct. If you want to make more money, you can do so in a proper job outside the prison. They are not too difficult to get if you are not in prison. My suggestion is not committing crimes.

You really think that'll save you if you're the wrong colour?

That's before we get into the whole ghettoisation issue, where communities can become so impoverished and abandoned that some degree of criminal activity is necessary for survival. We've actually got a bit of that going on here thanks to welfare cuts.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Evil_Urna posted:

Various socioeconomic and cultural factors. I never said that blacks did not get a raw deal in America from time to time. poo poo is not all roses and teacups here when it comes to the law. Things are getting better, just a little too slowly. Once we get of some of the more stupid drug laws it will fix a lot of our prison problems. But to be fair, if weed is illegal where you live, and you have already been in the system, maybe not break the law? Its always an option.

Have you paused to consider why they don't do that? Or why failing to do that might not be an adequate protection?

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

forkboy84 posted:

That is inspirational. You too can become a leading political journalist for a major newspaper, so long as you accept that ideology is an answered question and thus you don't have to know anything about it.

I have no idea where he went to school or university, but if his parents paid for it then they should ask for a refund.

You sure he isn't just being deliberately disingenuous?

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

She at least seemed able to talk that lady down.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
I seem to remember that the leaked draft manifesto didn't have much on welfare, so here's what the real deal has to say about it. I like it!

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Ewan posted:

Newspapers should be coming out soon-ish with formal "who we are supporting"? The Times is particularly interesting to me, as they don't hold back from critical anti Tory posts and have in the past (most recently 2005) supported Labour. FT often seems anti Con recently too, although I would suspect they'd tend towards Lib Dem.


2015:
Express: UKIP
Mail: Con
Mirror: Lab
Sun: Con
Times: Con
Telegraph: Con
Guardian: Lab
Independent: Lib Dem
FT: Con

My predictions:
Express: Con
Mail: Con
Mirror: Lab (already declared)
Sun: Con
Times: Con or Lib Dem
Telegraph: Con
Guardian: Lab
Independent: Lab
FT: Lib Dem

The Times went red because Murdoch thought Blair was his buddy.

Until he found out he was loving his wife.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Hoops posted:

Mental that professional politicians can decide on "don't feed kids" as one of their manifesto policies. No idea of the cost and savings breakdowns, but it's milksnatching for fucks sake, just pick something else.

It's signalling that the Conservatives will be willing to make the tough decisions necessary for the economy.

The Tories are actively engaged in persuading the British citizentry that cruelty against the undeserving is necessary to make the country run, and encouraging them to view manifestos containing insufficient amounts of cruelty with suspicion.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Oh dear me posted:

Means testing seems fairer because means testing leaves sour taste in mouth. Labour really need to do some educational campaigns tackling basic concepts like means testing, tax thresholds and so on.

Darth Walrus posted:

It's signalling that the Conservatives will be willing to make the tough decisions necessary for the economy.

The Tories are actively engaged in persuading the British citizentry that cruelty against the undeserving is necessary to make the country run, and encouraging them to view manifestos containing insufficient amounts of cruelty with suspicion.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Skinty McEdger posted:

The Tories announcing the repeal of article 40 in the middle of their manifesto is the most cynical poo poo I have seen towards guaranteeing favourable press coverage from the right wing rags. I'm genuinely shocked the Telegraph broke ranks even a little.

Article 40? Which Article 40?

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Pochoclo posted:

Those children listening to pop songs were going to storm Jerusalem any second

Well, considering IS's own extensive use of child soldiers, it's not exactly a concept they'd be unfamiliar with...

To clarify, I'm poking at IS for being poo poo in a myriad of exciting ways, not saying I seriously believe a concert for teenage girls was a military recruitment drive.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

buckets of buckets posted:

I'll take 'places that allow mass immigration' for 500

There's no correlation between the deadliness of those attacks and the countries' net migration rates, though? Seriously, Germany has one of the highest net rates in that graphic, while France has one of the lowest.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Oh, hey, thought I recognised you.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

buckets of buckets posted:

My point was more to do with Poland, Hungary etc. not being on the map. Belgium's on there, despite not having committed any heinous colonial acts for quite some time. The common factor being immigration policy.

It's a very small map, and Denmark's on there despite having a similar net migration rate to Hungary.

Your theory ain't exactly holding up.

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Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Tesseraction posted:

What is it with people and thinking "ah yes, round them up in camps, that has no history of negative consequences!"

From their perspective, I'm not sure it does. :godwinning:

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