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Play Puyo Puyo Tetris. It's really really good.
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 06:43 |
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 08:04 |
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StrixNebulosa posted:Hello May thread I am here to inform you about the single most important release of this month: I feel like "put your name in the credits" should be slightly lower than its inclusion in the $1,500 tier
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 08:17 |
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Proofreading credits that are longer than most novellas is what you deserve for putting your game on kickstarter
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 08:20 |
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I hope it's 3D Dot Game Heroes 2
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# ¿ May 2, 2017 23:01 |
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Great minds think alike 3D Dot Game Heroes still has one of the best character (weapon?) creators in any video game imo
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# ¿ May 2, 2017 23:03 |
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Unfortunately From's only connection to 3D Dot Game Heroes is that they published the JP version, it was made by Silicon Studio and I dunno who published the NA version. edit: wikipedia says it was Atlus so well I guess we're never getting 3D Dot Game Heroes 2
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# ¿ May 2, 2017 23:04 |
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I agree with Lurdiak about something, my god Ok it's actually not that surprising really. I muted the music very early on in The Witcher 3 and never looked back, enjoyed the game a lot more that way.
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# ¿ May 3, 2017 03:03 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:That also reminds me there was some survival game (Rust I think) where you do get a random character, and there were people complaining when they rolled a female character and couldn't change it This resulted in people getting a lot of random hate from bad people and disliking the game because they were called slurs because their character turned out to be black so it's a real stupid idea
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# ¿ May 3, 2017 09:28 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:If at least one person learned something from being given a skin color they couldn't change and receiving hate for it, though It's still a stupid idea because all it lead to in practice was a whole bunch of whining and making people with REAL mental barricades genuinely uncomfortable (see the article I'm about to link). I like Garry Newman, he is a smart guy who doesn't give much of a poo poo, but his response to this was "it happens in real life and you don't get to choose there" and it made me wonder if he knows that people play video games to get away from real life. CJacobs fucked around with this message at 09:35 on May 3, 2017 |
# ¿ May 3, 2017 09:32 |
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Snak posted:Not every game has to be an escape from every real life issue. No one's making you play RUST. It's very ignorant of him to just say and imply "people are racist/sexist/whathaveyou irl and it's not my fault it carries over to the game" when it definitely is for pushing it on the players in such a hamfisted way. Treating those issues as nothing more than another layer of depth in your video game is very insensitive.
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# ¿ May 3, 2017 09:52 |
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Snak posted:I'm just talking about player character gender and race being randomized. By itself, yes, it's an interesting idea that hasn't really been done before. I stand by my opinion that a multiplayer game played mostly by mid-teenagers is a terrible place to debut such an idea.
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# ¿ May 3, 2017 10:04 |
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Sakurazuka posted:lol That Bioshock Infinite ending, what if you went back in time to kill Hitler but then it turned out you were Hitler????? Bioshock Infinite is a really bad game wearing a Groucho Marx disguise and holding up a sign that says "I Am A Good Video Game" CJacobs fucked around with this message at 16:53 on May 3, 2017 |
# ¿ May 3, 2017 16:51 |
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I wish I still had that Zybourneshock image I made for the Bioshock Infinite thread way back when the game's terrible ending first leaked.
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# ¿ May 3, 2017 18:34 |
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Healbot posted:And by that I mean WWII nerds that will probably spend their school life in a locker. I spent my school life in a locker and I'll have you know it's actually quite comfortable there once you learn how to dislocate your arms for more maneuverability!
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# ¿ May 3, 2017 19:59 |
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One thing I've always appreciated about FEAR is that they don't stop you from trying to blow Alma away if you really want to. Sure, nothing happens except for a visual effect as your bullets become ghost bullets, but still. They could've had the protagonist lower his gun or refuse to shoot when the crosshair is on her or whatever but nope, they let you fire away. As well you probably should if you are suddenly confronted by some crazy poo poo. edit: Also a little detail about that I recall is that Alma bleeds if you shoot her in the endgame because despite still being a spooky ghost girl, she's at least vulnerable now. CJacobs fucked around with this message at 20:43 on May 4, 2017 |
# ¿ May 4, 2017 20:40 |
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Also there's a sequence in the first game (maybe the second game?) where Alma is slowly chasing you, and if you try to shoot her there she teleports ahead and catches up to you faster
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# ¿ May 4, 2017 20:46 |
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mutata posted:lol what does this even mean? Seems pretty obvious? Static camera angles (and thus pre-rendered backgrounds) mean hand-placed/hand-painted scenery which requires some thought to be put into the art direction. The goal becomes to frame and create the scene around the camera instead of just placing stuff wherever. See Abe's Oddysee for a pretty well-known example.
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 08:59 |
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Viewtiful Jew posted:At first I disregarded all this 'wich talk but then I recalled that I don't get people who call bagels sandwiches. I guess I could understand it if it was like the kind you can get from Burger King where yeah it's a bagel but it also has an egg and bacon and stuff inbetween the bread ovals
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# ¿ May 6, 2017 18:33 |
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I bought Prey! The controls are clunky and feel pretty muddy, movement in general is not very fun-feeling, but other than that it's drat good so far.
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# ¿ May 7, 2017 03:30 |
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Mordja posted:What did you get it on? I think the PS4 version might still have some input issues, and the controls are generally considered much better on PC than console. I bought it on PC. The game runs on the same engine as Dishonored 2, and I didn't really like how the movement felt in that game either. Just feels very imprecise, especially in the air, which is a bad thing because you get a jetpack early on in this one. Also I am tired of video games where you move slow as molasses, improved to slightly slower than a turtle with all the movement speed upgrades. *glares at re7*
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# ¿ May 7, 2017 07:07 |
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"I tried to beat Persona but it turns out there's like 30 more hours of game than I thought there were" seems to be that series' MO by this point.
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 05:23 |
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Hell yeah. Becoming good at The Last of Us feels amazing, it's like you become a crouch-walking hobo of death.
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 23:32 |
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This but the Backstreet Boys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwgRWR9S5kg and of course, the source of such a thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNdM8cFuOXg
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 07:24 |
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I imagine they mean "on your own, divorced from the context of the game" like playing it in your car or whathaveyou. I'll blast the Hotline Miami/HM2 soundtrack outta my car speakers all day
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 08:26 |
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In Training posted:People also call overwatch a fighting game which is dumb. It's an FPS. You look down a gun and shoot things Not always. Sometimes you look down a sword instead and contribute nothing
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 17:17 |
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It is because every Genji player thinks they are that one-in-a-million Genji solo player who is actually good and styles on the enemy team. They are not.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 17:24 |
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Lakbay posted:What about the waifu rating? I see d.va avatars all over Games It's because they wish they played video games for a living like she does edit: Also dva is the worst overwatch character because she live streams her murder sessions while saying videogame lingo like a real psychopath
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 17:42 |
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exquisite tea posted:Not if their chatlogs are to be believed. One thing overwatch does have in common with mobas is that the text chat is just absolute cancer to a sometimes mind boggling degree! People are incredibly rude to each other sometimes for literally no reason. none. literally none. it's a video game. loving chill out.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 18:00 |
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Lizard Wizard posted:Sometimes you play a character or class because it's the only one that "clicks" with you. *stares at my playtime as roadhog and how it's like 10x the length of any of the other characters*
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 18:01 |
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Yes, you heard it here first. You WILL be able to pause this experience. You will not have to play it all in one sitting. This is our gift to you, gamers.CharlieFoxtrot posted:You tap your foot to the beat of this song in the helicopter! Hell yeah you do. Even the protagonist knows this song is killer.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 18:34 |
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Guy Mann posted:Apparently Uno on Xbox Live had a gay cruising subculture, which makes that old screenshot of a guy's kid getting banned from XBLA for jerking off during Uno have an entirely new dimension. Author should've chosen the pen name either Draw Four or Wild Card and I am disappointed they did not.
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 01:02 |
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Macarius Wrench posted:The combat in Nier is so simplistic its almost offensive. Just roll with it. There's actually a surprising amount of depth to it, especially later on in the game, but it's hard to tell because combos etc are exactly as effective as just hitting light attack and heavy attack over and over separately.
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 08:12 |
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I made the face that one makes upon eating a really sour lemon.
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 09:58 |
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To be fair, I also didn't climb that fence at first because those two guards are very obviously directly in the line of sight to you and the fence which will both be lit up with a giant spotlight. But climbing over it taught me that guards in Hitman are totally blind outside of a range of about 5 feet at which point they gain crystal clear perfect vision.
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 21:42 |
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precision posted:I got Absolution free with PS+ and it was... fine? Never understood why people were down on that game, the story and B-movie poo poo is bonkers but it was a blast to play. Absolution is a great game. I think the reason people were down on it and still are to this day is because it's pretty antithetical to the standard Hitman formula, going from open levels to a more checkpoint/area based system. There are still some open levels in the classic style (the Chinatown one and the one where you have to take out the three cops come immediately to mind) but it basically goes checkpoint to checkpoint for the majority. Generally speaking it caught a lot of flak for being very... pushy on the player, for lack of a better word. It came out at like the peak of ragging on video games for being too hand-holding, and it definitely feels that way from time to time. Directing the player around as it does was decidedly Not Hitman, not that it really matters but it did a lot to the series' fans. It tells you exactly where to go if you don't bother telling it not to via the options menu, and that was a relatively new addition to the series at the time. It also has an actively bad story instead of a mostly ignorable bad story like the rest of the games but the story in Hitman matters exactly 0 in every iteration so lol.
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 22:54 |
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The part of The Witcher 3 where you use the power of GOG to defeat the evil DRM made my eyes roll out of my head and land on the floor and keep rolling all the way under my bed. They're still there, I can't reach them. I really should get the broom or something
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 09:16 |
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Alan Wake is going away because the licensed music the game uses is expiring. https://twitter.com/remedygames/status/863012017833218049 Buy this game and American Nightmare. Please. I implore you. You owe it to yourself to play this game before you miss your chance to do so while still giving back to the developers. Both games have been cracked six ways from sunday and they will be around forever, but you'll only have one more chance to support Remedy for making such an incredible and unique game series.
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 19:06 |
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Bloodborne has a dude with a dude head and a big spider body and that's pretty scary
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 22:47 |
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corn in the bible posted:Things in games aren't real Imagine being this emotionally dead
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 22:53 |
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 08:04 |
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Phantasium posted:how can games be real if the characters aren't real I wish 2B was real and also that she would sit on my face Cowcaster posted:buddy i don't need to imagine Bummer
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 23:03 |