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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Ayn Marx posted:

Can't believe you guys aren't already mocking this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObsQ8_58V3Q

I want to laugh at it but then I remember that there's a significant portion of the population who completely believe it.

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

Video posted of USAF Cadets as props:

At least they're useful for something I guess.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Two Finger posted:

it just kinda dangles in the poo poo

primer for anal sex i guess

Don't let your dingle-dangle dangle in the mud.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Mais ses emails!

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I never thought France would be the ones to halt the modern resurgence of fascism.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

The one thing I've never understood about the anti-vacc crowd is that even if they were right, and vaccines did cause autism, why the gently caress would you think that a contagious, potentially fatal disease is preferable to completely non-threatening mental condition?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I'd laugh if I was capable of understanding social interactions.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

tastefully arranged labia posted:

I want to get off Mr. Bones' wild ride

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

orange juche posted:

Man spicey is gonna look bedraggled a f tomorrow at his press briefing.

I've got bad news for you.

https://twitter.com/PhilipRucker/status/862138503139872773

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


You have to admit it's pretty consistent with him saying other poo poo like "who knew healthcare could be so difficult" or "nobody's ever asked why we had a civil war".

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

Donnie called Saul.

https://twitter.com/AP/status/863032385029451777

I never post about Donnie, with few exceptions.



e: attourneys lol

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

Ahahahahahah gently caress I forgot about this law firm.

https://twitter.com/ChrisMurphyCT/status/863064487808708608

Donnie's law firm was that law firm named Russia Law Firm of the Year. :cripes:

At this point you've got to think that they're just flaunting it. They can't possibly be this stupid, right?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

"im not a crook! im not a crook!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into nixon.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

MazelTovCocktail posted:

He's nowhere near as good or intelligent as Nixon was...on well anything.

Nixon also grew up dirt poor, served honorably in the military, and overcame numerous setbacks in his lengthy political career.

I'd vote for post-Watergate Nixon over Trump any day.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

loving lol not even military academies are that strict

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Well, religion is the opioid of the masses.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjKFIim6Gj8

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

"The President's fuckup was at least not a complete catastrophe."

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Mohammed - great guy, good friend of mine, peace be upon him.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I hope Trump is going full Untergang right now.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Trump resigning (and Pence pardoning him) would be the ultimate disappointment after this massive clusterfuck, so of course that's what's going to happen.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Genocide Tendency posted:

Since at least one of you lives in or near Denver..


You are under a Winter Weather advisory today. Enjoy your 2 inches of snow.



Edit: Helps to actually include the link.

Yep.



Seasons are only a suggestion in Colorado.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Cocoa gangs have literally taken over towns in the US. The Wall will stop them.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

BUG JUG posted:

Just gave the thesis a skim and holy lol is it poorly written. But, on top of that: through the first 23 pages of text (which does not include eighteen pages of prefatory remarks and material) he has 116 citations, and has only -- by my quick skim -- used quotation marks to denote an honest to god quote twice. Once to quote Ben Franklin (no looking guess which quote he uses). He has clearly cited in-text Colin Powell, and "writer" Mark Bowden (no clue who that is). This is super plagiarism and his advisor should be shot out of the academy for letting this poo poo through.

Quoting for posterity about how wrong I was about this.

Is it the one about giving up liberty for security? If so then lol

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Stultus Maximus posted:

Just look at the twitter replies already.

heh, you're mad about this murder, but why aren't you made about every other murder? checkmate

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I got news for you, there's a good number of people who think GiP is an online hate group.

They're not wrong per se.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

GoGoGadget posted:

I really don't get all this Orb stuff...

Then you have not yet been touched by the Orb's siren song. Consider yourself lucky.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Kurtofan posted:

is this courtship

Soon they'll begin penis fencing like bonobos.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I'd say that's a pretty good speech given the context and audience. It's a million times better than "bloo bloo the media treats me so unfairly a bloo bloo"

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

MazelTovCocktail posted:

You don't think part of that isn't a little bit of Hillary wanting pity for herself.

No? If nobody had told me that Clinton made that speech, I don't think I'd have any idea who did. There's absolutely nothing in there about herself, or at least in that little paragraph.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

TBeats posted:

It's a reasonably eloquent statement for a town hall meeting.

I know a few Wellesley graduates and I guarantee that this is exactly the sort of speech they'd want.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Sergg posted:

According to the police updates, he was ranting about how they don't pay their taxes and it was part of a larger, unfocused rant targeting various ethnicities. Putting my money on paranoid schizophrenia.

99% certain it was a crazy homeless dude.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

It's not entirely false. The things Trump is doing are definitely amazing, unprecedented, incredible, and extraordinary.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


You can see Obama starting to get into it too.

This was a funeral, right?

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

MrYenko posted:

Can someone use very small words to describe the joke to me?

:orb:

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