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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

facialimpediment posted:

Donnie started up his wiretapp bullshit again in the John Dickerson interview. Dickerson called him out on it. Donnie abruptly ends interview and walks back to oval office desk and sits down.

https://youtu.be/-TCR5oC5ZQs

What a baby back bitch

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Send in the suicide robots

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Hot Karl Marx posted:

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-39783670?ocid=socialflow_twitter

YouTube stars lose kids or something. Internet makes you stupid

Good, those people were horrible parents.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

shame on an IGA posted:

OMB Director Master Billy Quizboy

An administration led by Dr. Thaddeus S. Venture would be more competent than what we have right now

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

CHICKEN SHOES posted:

post soldiers at regular intervals in full kit to say "keep off the grass"

Coat the grass with a reflective material

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

DoktorLoken posted:

Have a massive no bid contract to half-assedly remove the grass.

Remove the grass, replace with rocks, have privates paint the rocks green, keep calling the rocks grass, have privates mow the grass weekly.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Zeris posted:

Can someone translate

Oi mate I'll gently caress you up you oval office

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I got to serve in the same company as this badass


quote:

For conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty at Noemfoor Island, Dutch New Guinea, 23 July 1944. While moving to the relief of a platoon isolated by the enemy, his company encountered a strong enemy position supported by machinegun, rifle, and mortar fire. Sgt. Eubanks was ordered to make an attack with 1 squad to neutralize the enemy by fire in order to assist the advance of his company. He maneuvered his squad to within 30 yards of the enemy where heavy fire checked his advance. Directing his men to maintain their fire, he and 2 scouts worked their way forward up a shallow depression to within 25 yards of the enemy. Directing the scouts to remain in place, Sgt. Eubanks armed himself with an automatic rifle and worked himself forward over terrain swept by intense fire to within 15 yards of the enemy position when he opened fire with telling effect. The enemy, having located his position, concentrated their fire with the result that he was wounded and a bullet rendered his rifle useless. In spite of his painful wounds he immediately charged the enemy and using his weapon as a club killed 4 of the enemy before he was himself again hit and killed. Sgt. Eubanks' heroic action, courage, and example in leadership so inspired his men that their advance was successful. They killed 45 of the enemy and drove the remainder from the position, thus effecting the relief of our beleaguered troops.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Two Finger posted:

Holy poo poo


How do you beat 4 dudes to death with a club when they are shooting at you

Not just a club, a BAR that was disabled by enemy fire.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

McNally posted:

Holy poo poo, gently caress you.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Office Pig posted:

Ha ha ha, our president is a loving animal.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/861554864542941185

Ha. Ha. Ha.

What did I miss? It's been deleted already

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

bird food bathtub posted:

Man I'm going to be on the road for Yates' testimony. I'm actually sad about missing political testimony. Do you see what you've done to me Donnie?

Same. What an age we live in.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Someone post twitters of the highlights please, I've been taking a test

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
The spice is flowing today

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/862083392166404097

Two Finger posted:

I'm still looking for people to bbq if anyone wants to escape

loving cannibals

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

I always translate "senior officials at White House" to Trump in my head. I assume there's some sort of app that will do that for me automatically. Also, is anyone else concerned that Comey will get back to his office to find it ransacked?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

LingcodKilla posted:

So presidential.

Truly a man for the people.

No that's this account

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/862137349530161155

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

facialimpediment posted:

HBCU graduates at Bethune-Cookman basically told Betsy DeVos to go gently caress herself

https://twitter.com/GenePark/status/862383109165240320

They're just continuing their proud tradition of choosing their educators.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

CHICKEN SHOES posted:

drat teenager blasting him now too lol

Jesus dude, just say yes or no. Lmao at him trying to bring up hypothetical rape victims and multiple women start speaking up saying they are victims of rape.

Edit for clarification: dude tried to build a straw man and got shut down

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I love whenever people bring up PECs with him he comes back to, "Well, if you keep continuous coverage you'll be fine," as if that's some magical verbal loophole that will stop the angry people from yelling at him

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

No, the Psyduck that explodes into more Psyducks

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

That's the one. That's about how this whole thing is going

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I've heard Trump never sexually assaulted any women, with few exceptions.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Trump tweets gonna be lit af

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/conradhackett/status/863937650054615041

I'm the person that guessed Diego Garcia

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
A smattering of relevant tweets

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/831853862281699331

https://twitter.com/SpeakerRyan/status/751198307972767744

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/750648675186147328

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Two Finger posted:

It's ok. Fox news have their own investigative reporters

Fox and Friends will start having some weird guests

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

psydude posted:

It looks like they photoshopped Simon Pegg's face over Pooty's head.

More like Martin Freeman

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Handsome Ralph posted:

McMaster's basically Bunny Colvin at this point. "gently caress it. They can't take my pension even if I shill this idiots poo poo."

Bring on Hamsterdam

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Exactly one week ago

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Screenshot? It's already gone

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Conspiracy law

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Mr. Nice! posted:

One of the congressional reporters is said that the word "treason" is seriously being used regarding Flynn today. Sorry, shim :(

Also check your PMs please.

I wonder if the money was worth it

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Oh cool, Trump family doing business with sanctioned Russian banks.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

cowboy elvis posted:

Can someone post the cool World In Conflict game trailer that had Shadow On The Sun as the music?

https://youtu.be/srb4_7F3lAc

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

bird food bathtub posted:

So when do the rats start jumping off the sinking SS Donald? It's looking like there are a lot of bricks being shat lately. There is going to be zero loyalty there. When people start flipping on him/each other it will be a blood bath that makes a Friday the 13th movie look tame.

Keep going I'm almost there

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

joat mon posted:

If he wasn't dead, Philip Seymour Hoffman. He could also play Bannon.

I'm imagining a Strangelove-esque performance where Hoffman plays Bannon, Trump, and Spicer with Spicer being the protagonist.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Can someone post that Bison Yes video?

:bisonyes:

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Jesus Christ can we not do this again?

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