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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Actually if you just disarm everybody then cops wouldn't need to worry and then cops wouldn't need guns at all

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Zeris posted:

PornHub: Arabian Palantir Nights is looking good

Shut the gently caress up with your guns and cops stuff. Maybe someone can start a Blood War thread for posters who want to resolve social justice horrors with their axe of But Actually +4

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3821185&perpage=40

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Do other countries look at the US and assume we have a bunch of civil wars going on since we like killing each other so much?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

facialimpediment posted:

Flynn's doing the best thing for himself, as the fifth doesn't actually imply guilt.

The court of public opinion is pretty important.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Twitter is the greatest invention ever and humans invented their own form of Darwinism with it.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I don't know what I'm talking about and misunderstood because I am dumb

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
You wanna feel awkward?

https://twitter.com/abc/status/866646601158107140

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
What a dumb name that guy has

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

cowboy elvis posted:

I'm receiving word that all Ohio-class submarines have been re-named Trump 1-18.

Surprised they aren't renamed Trump 306-232

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

psydude posted:

Is that his blood pressure?

Electoral college margin.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Mr. Nice! posted:

But hey, $664 billion in tax cuts for the wealthy.

Everyone needs to stop complaining and just become wealthy that's the American dream!!

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
That sure is a headline.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I want to shake Trump's hand on national tv just so I can yank the poo poo out of it and make him fall over in some weird power move.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

I love you Barry.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Serious question: Why can't the budget just call for like a x% spending cut to every single department instead of picking and choosing?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Raerlynn posted:

Wait until someone points out to him that the worst Obama ever hit was 48%.

So he's as good as Obama!

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Kawasaki Nun posted:

I don't think generalizing those events onto the entirety of the united States is particularly representative or anything. Are turfwars between gangs in Illinois and California a sign that the country never developed past violent factionism?

Well, we aren't as violent anymore.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Getting that political at graduations is dumb.

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Jun 3, 2016

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

That's the other thing, that's a reasoned, eloquent statement from someone who has obviously put some thought into the topic. Trump quotes don't even need a citation because you can't confuse the gibbering retardation with anyone else.

It's a reasonably eloquent statement for a town hall meeting.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Fister Roboto posted:

I know a few Wellesley graduates and I guarantee that this is exactly the sort of speech they'd want.

I guess I just don't see how it is any better than trump's speech other than she has a better vocabulary.

poo poo and feces are the same thing, one is just more academic.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Sergg posted:

Putting my money on paranoid schizophrenia.

But what if he was Muslim

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
If Hannity gets fired then Trump is draining the swamp like he said!

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
One time growing up I got offered carbonated water at a friends house.

I felt so posh.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Lmfao

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Wouldn't it be great if we got along with Cuba?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Twitter is as equally as awesome as it is stupid.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Kathy Griffin is a loving idiot.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

tastefully arranged labia posted:

I keep refreshing and the tweet is still loving there

You're waiting for it to go away and I'm waiting for him to finish what he was saying!

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Lol convefe or whatever is the top trend on twitter.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Didn't god murder everybody a few times

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Don't let the dd214 fool you. I'm probably one of the least patriotic veterans I've ever met. Like yeah rah rah America but I don't appreciate being here the same way a refugee does.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Climate change speak:

I don't know how big of a deal this is but to my limited brain, it seems like a big step? Maybe someone can tell me if it is just for optics or if this will actually have a positive impact.

Exxon shareholders approve climate impact report in win for activists

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/exxon-steps-efforts-sway-shareholders-040711436.html

quote:

DALLAS (Reuters) - Exxon Mobil Corp (XOM.N) shareholders on Wednesday approved a proposal calling for the company to disclose the impact of compliance with global climate change guidelines on its business, an issue central to probes by two state attorneys general.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

facialimpediment posted:

What the gently caress, Spicey?

https://twitter.com/mviser/status/869989858768338944

Seriously Spicey, I was listening to you. What the gently caress?

Sounds like he leaked a classified word to me!

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

tastefully arranged labia posted:

I appear to be an IK again

:getin:

probate me bitch

no balls

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