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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Florida's state house just passed a medical marijuana bill that doesn't allow for people to smoke pot.

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Poppyseed Poundcake posted:

That isn't abnormal. Other states do the same. VAPE LIFE

It's got a number of head scratchers in the bill. There's no allowance any smokable cannabis of any kind, no edibles greater than 10mg, extremely restricted supply chain that essentially preserves the low-thc oligarch for at least 3-4 years. One of the senators that proposed a worse bill and was the architect of the low-thc bill owns one of the 7 producers. And yes, they allow vaping through whatever delivery system your dispensary sells, but a number of the most common methods of oil extraction are strictly prohibited.

It does have some good parts. It expands slightly the constitutional amendment's things that are covered to include chronic non-malignant pain and PTSD plus gives a bunch of funding for research and treatments.

Then it has stuff in there such as daily restrictions and limits of a max of a 70 day supply. Essentially restricting the amount to a level where it really isn't effective.

Meanwhile Colorado and Washington are bringing in billions in tax revenue.

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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

hey

how much should i be afraid of the rumors that Apple just dissolved a shitload of money and is preparing an offer to buy out disney

the first 1 trillion dollar business

Steve Job's estate was already the largest single shareholder in disney so it wouldn't surprise me if there's push from that side.

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mlmp08 posted:

I filled out an accident report for an off duty slip on wet grass that jacked someone's knee up. It got kicked back because I didn't fill in a corrective action to prevent such future incidents.

Put a sign up that says "keep off the grass."

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psydude posted:

Typical GiP doom and gloom aside, I doubt it'll ever make it through the Senate. What this did accomplish is give Democratic candidates in swing districts plenty of ammunition.

The senate is apparently drafting their own bill, but I have no doubt that it passes. They will kill the filibuster if they cannot get a deficit neutral plan for reconciliation.

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lightpole posted:

Even Yurtle the Turtle has no interest in getting rid of the filibuster for anything else and he would have a hard time getting support to do so. Then the Senate bill would have to be voted on in the House before it goes to Trump. They would have to do it under reconciliation and that's going to be quite a stretch.

There's no reason to believe that McConnel won't nuke the filibuster if that's the only way this can pass. There's zero reason for republicans to keep it and just :lol: if you think they give a gently caress about decorum.

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Duzzy Funlop posted:

Because shitter-water splashing back into your rear end in a top hat is unsanitary, and if you've ever had to provide a stool sample, you'll thank the gods you had a poop-inspection plate as opposed to playing turd-bobbing in the bowl.


Yeah, it's actually this.

Do you know how you provide a stool sample? Because it isn't by fishing it out of the water. They give you what looks like a plastic cowboy hat that sits in the bowl. You poo poo in that, then scoop into a little sample cup that has a spoon attached to the lid or with something similar. It looks like this:

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lightpole posted:

I always get mailed a wooden stick to fish with and a plate for my sample to bring with me when I head for my physical. The doctors don't actually want me making GBS threads in their office.

Yeah it's a take home kit. The point I was trying to make to our german friend is that people aren't collecting samples from the water.

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lightpole posted:

I've never gotten that sample bowl, the options were either try to get it mid dump or fish for it. Neither one is easy and since the take home is just to make sure you don't have something horribly wrong with your intestines, I skip it.

The VA and a local GI specialist both gave me the plastic cowboy hats. Sorry about your health provider.

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Nystral posted:

To be fair neither did the Obamas, I'm not sure about W, but the last president I think spent extensive time at Camp David was HW Bush or Clinton.

W spent almost all his vacations at his ranch in texas.

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Florida's competing horrible MMJ bills in the house and senate were completely irreconcilable so now its punted to the Florida department of health to pass regulations by July relating to MMJ.

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I'm sure you've seen about Macron's hacked email and the multitude of obvious fake poo poo that's in there. It's been confirmed, at least in my eyes, that it was russian doing again.

https://twitter.com/henkvaness/stat...genumber%3D6459

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His clearance wasn't revoked because he wasn't fired for being in bed with Russians. After he separated from the military, his clearance went inactive just like anyone else's. It probably wasn't worth the hassle to revoke an inactive clearance and it was on the Trump clock that his clearance would have been reactivated.

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CHICKEN SHOES posted:

Cornyn shuuuuuuuut up

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Ted Cruz....

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Godholio posted:

^I'm as baffled as those kids.


Who said that? It's brilliant.

Clapper said it during the hearing today.

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Flynn got caught up in the bear trap, but instead of a trap that snaps shut quickly and anchors him, it's one that slowly and almost unnoticeably closed around him. I'm sure it started small, with something seemingly innocuous. Gifts continued and other such things happened around him until one day he was too far in. It's not like he just flipped a switch and went "da comrade" overnight. The Russians have probably been massaging him for years and years to get to this point.

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I don't believe that Flynn flipped. I think that he just got very slowly massaged over a decade plus until it snowballed to something large enough that he was hosed. It certainly started small and built up over time. It doesn't change the good that he did before it all went to hell.

At least that's the best story I can come up with to make you feel better.

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orange juche posted:

Can senate dems even block an appointment of a new FBI director since republicans killed the appointment fillibuster over the supreme court justice?

Man the supreme court guy was a lovely hill to die on in hindsight.

Filibuster was already dead for non-supreme court appointees. There's nothing that could have been done to stop Gorsuch or anyone else at all. The filibuster is and has been dead and will not be coming back.

The only way to stop appointment of anyone right now is if a few republicans senators say no.

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orange juche posted:

It's a simple message but lmao it won't stick because trumpsters won't let it stick and noone opposing Trump on the republican side has enough guts to make it happen.

Lmao if Dems get control of the Senate and House in the midterms though, then there will be much blood.

23 dems, 8 republicans, and 2 independents are up for election in the senate in 2018. The republicans are Jeff Flake - Arizona, Roger Wicker - Mississippi, Deb Fischer - Nebraska, Dean Heller - Nevada, Bob Corker - Tennessee, Raphael Cruz - Texas, Orrin Hatch - Utah, John Barrasso - Wyoming.

There are a lot of dems up, though, that come from republican leaning states. There is real risk of a republican supermajority in 2018.

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Genocide Tendency posted:

Wait.. I thought it was because he was too aggressive with "Hillary's Emails"...


Are they really trying to spin both sides of that?


Because I'm pretty sure that would be the best thing ever.

No the AG and DAG letters specifically said that Comey overstepped his authority by saying there would be no prosecution and that the case was closed. It was wrong to have a press conference about any of it, and these actions erode the faith in the office.

Like seriously, that's the reason.

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Missionary Positron posted:

So, what are the odds of the next FBI director dropping all investigations into Trump & Russia, or maybe even start investigating/prosecuting Hillary?

The former, potentially. The latter? Nah. If there was something to prosecute, she would have been.

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CHICKEN SHOES posted:

drat teenager blasting him now too lol

yuuuuuuup

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They loving kicked out the teenager.

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CHICKEN SHOES posted:

I went to get a beer poo poo what happened

They told her she isn't being civil and asked her to leave. Took her mic away and kicked her out.


Haha he's talking about the rates going up and people are all responding "It's YOUR FAULT"

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"I have found government bureaucrats can be very dangerous when they have power"

*thunderous laughter and applause*

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Make way for president Paul Ryan.

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Waroduce posted:

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The level of naivety in this Administration is incredibly disturbing. I don't even think Trump knowingly worked with Russia he's just like the easiest Mark a Case officer could ever have this is a man who is manipulated by cable television in Fox & Friends in the morning how easy do you think it would be for career soviet intelligence officer to push his buttons? Seriously, a 70 year old narcissistic megalomaniac who was motivated primarily by ego and secondary by money it's like textbook poo poo.


I wanna see those RNC emails

Trump may very well be a useful idiot, but the way he's acted towards Putin in particular has always raised person suspicion that he is likewise compromised.

His entire cabinet and everyone around him, though, is absolutely dirty.

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Syrian Lannister posted:

Are we in a House of Cards episode?

No. Those eventually make sense.

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lightpole posted:

Impeachment doesn't happen overnight, wouldn't the GOP have to retain control of the house in 2018 for that to happen? My girl Nancy gonna be pres!

If Trump/Pence are going to be impeached, it's not going to be in the last two years of office. Either the full scope of the FBI investigation is going to come out and they go down with it, or it gets buried and they go nowhere.


Also :lol: at democrats taking the house.

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psydude posted:

Encoding a transmission in ones and zeroes, rather than modulating/demodulating an analog signal. But I'm pretty sure those catapults use magnets.

Correct

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Sorry for the twitter link, but :lol:

https://twitter.com/funder/status/862687261875372032?ref_src=twsrc

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Reverand maynard posted:

If Trump gets impeached does Gorsuch stay in place?

yes. He was confirmed by the senate. Unless he specifically is caught up in some impeachable act, he's on the supreme court. Besides, do you think Pesident Orrin loving Hatch is going to nominate someone better?

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Missionary Positron posted:

Here's a hypothetical: what happens if both Trump & Pence get impeached, and thrown out of office? Does Paul Ryan serve out as the acting prez for the remaining years of Trump's presidency, or will there be new elections ASAP?

It's not a hypothetical. We already have a succession act. If T&P are both out, Ryan is president full stop. If he's out, too, it's Orrin Hatch from the senate.

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Missionary Positron posted:

That seems, uh, kind of dumb. I can understand it from an emeregency perspective, i.e. potus/vp both die somehow and continuity of government needs to be secured, but wouldn't impeachment etc. be a textbook example of a scenario where new elections would also be wholly appropriate?

That's not how it works. They made an elaborate line of succession because they were planning on nuclear war with russia.



Also, so not to completely clutter the CE thread with tweets and poo poo, I made a trump tinfoil thread for people to sit back like I am agape at the fact that the entire republican party has been funneling russian money through it for years.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3820146

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brains posted:

i find it hard to believe that they were straight up turned by russian agents. i give a lot of credit to the russians in this area- they have proven themselves exceptional talented at influencing and targeting individuals (sometimes literally) while avoiding direct evidence of their involvement. i think it's more likely that these three were either morally bankrupt, too stupid, or both to care where the money was actually coming from. that is by no means is to suggest that they are innocent- of course they had to suspect something was up, and i'm sure we'll see something down the line like evidence they were "approached out of nowhere" by some russia-affiliated group who suddenly wanted to put them on payroll.

what effect will that have on trump himself? practically none. nothing sticks to the big man himself; he's proven time and time again he is amazingly slippery and will aggressively disown anything even tangentially damaging to his own name. the only thing that will get him in the end is the temper tantrums when they finally start crossing the line into illegal, because no one can control him or his mouth.

Paul Manafort was straight up working for Viktor Yanukovych before Trump.

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Belgian Waffle posted:

That's cool as gently caress. That guy's a goddamn hero.

Well, you say that, but that domain he registered without testing could have also been a wipe switch. He just registered the domain as soon as he saw it looking for it rather than seeing what happened if it resolved first. The worm writers could have very easily just included a "delete everything" if it touched that site.

So he's accidentally a hero, but his work breaking down the worm is drat good regardless.

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Harry Potter on Ice posted:

Did you read the article?? They tried to do exactly that

He didn't figure out what the domain did until after he registered it. That's the dangerous part.

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Kawasaki Nun posted:

The Wannacry hack seems uh, a bit uh, visible? Like I understand that that it was just a mashing of a lame virus and a great, NSA tier exploit together, but it seemed to me like a particularly brash and stupid move? Like There is not a more visible way of emphasizing the vulnerability of tons of systems to this exploit than to attach ransomware to it. Looking forward to seeing more analysis of how it was initially launched and what the purpose was. Getting 28 people to send 300$ worth of bitcoin to the perpetrators seems ridiculously undervalued for the scope and breadth of systems that were accessed by the DEEPBLUE exploit or whatever. Seems suspect that this was just some jackass spoiling the pot because they could.

This was expected to hit a lot more people. The only reason tens of thousands more systems around the globe didn't get hit is the guy registering the hardcoded URL that triggered the test environment shutdown of the worm.

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Wasabi the J posted:

I always felt like American flag worship was a relic of the gilded age and America's more shameful chapters.

MRC48B posted:

Same, but with the Pledge of Allegiance.

Both are more a result of the red scare and subsequent cold war, imo.

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