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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Tikky Takk and the Beaz; kills-a-drivetime radio hosts on Atlanta WKXFM Radio.

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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

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Abugadu posted:

Bunch of tiny Christian McCaffreys toddle out singing


Oompa Loompa Kuechly doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa Kuechly dee
Why does this WR weigh 283

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets
Eating as much as Kawann Short eats
What are you at going Mike Williams style fat
What do you think will come of that?

Trade bait for the New York Jets

Oompa Loompa Kuechly doo
If you're not greedy you will go far
You could win some Super Bowls too
Like the Pats and Pack and Steelers do


*Cam hurriedly hustles the rest of the group onto the SS Riverboat Ron

Fuckin... :allears:

The Christian McCaffrey joke might be the least funny part, and that's saying something, because that joke was hysterical.

edit:

God damnit, Cam as Willie Wonka? RIVERBOAT RON

This post delivers on every loving line!

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 16:40 on May 2, 2017

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

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I love this loving guy already!

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

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weird Asian candy posted:

I freakin' love him, he is going to be my next jersey.

In other news, he is going to suck so hard isn't he? :ohdear:

gently caress no. He's the next Roddy-White of this franchise and I can't WAIT for all the Saints/Panthers goon tears :getin:

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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weird Asian candy posted:

I sure hope so man and he does have that feel to him. :hfive:

A wise-crackin', irreverent show-boat that loves fun? Sign me up. otoh, please don't get popped for codeine syrup and punch your girlfriend, Takk :ohdear:

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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It was all John Abraham.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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FizFashizzle posted:

.
Sure pick the guy who can't remember enough to defend himself.

Asante Samuel played like half a season with a shoulder so badly injured he passed out from the pain every time he landed on it.

Like once or twice a game he'd have to be hauled off and doped up before being sent back out

Fair point, but he wasn't on the team in 2010.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

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Coldforge posted:

The 49ers have been without a super bowl win for longer than the Browns* have been a team.

*current iteration :laugh:

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

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Coldforge posted:

Is that someone describing how quickly a 25 point lead can disappear? He could also be discussing a pick six from the 10-yard line in the final two minutes of a playoff-implication game. I'm not sure :shrug:

Gotta steal my pride and store next to your pile of Lombardis, eh?

Well, good luck. I lost that poo poo 3 months back. Send proof of life if you ever find it.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Joey Freshwater posted:

Tim Brown and Charlie Garner, Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Warrick Dunn, Atlanta Falcon.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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whypick1 posted:

We're listing good players

Whoa whoa whoa whoa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V85zpK1D4Mc

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

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https://twitter.com/mollyhooper/status/860204116659851264

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

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Coldforge posted:

That's actually not what Shanahan said. At all. Local media is jumping all over SI for their headline. Shanahan said, when asked, that "if" the team doctors got it wrong on the shoulder, then "worst case scenario" would be Foster misses a single season.

Weird that so many articles are coming out trying to make the pick look bad.

Yes. Fake News, I knew it!

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Kalli posted:

This isn't the first drive Oher's ended poorly.

:mad:

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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What's this revisionist history re: the Falcons are a boring team?

I guess you've got a point if you don't like to watch rad football mans make rad plays. :shrug:

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Duckaerobics posted:

Obama is obviously the panthers because he's the only prez cool enough to be Cam.

Nah, I'm fine with Cam being Willie Wonka.

Obama is clearly McNabb.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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TheChirurgeon posted:

Nah, Obama won

Bernie is McNabb, since he's clearly hated by other members of his party

Nah, man, think about it.

McNabb was effective, talented, and successful.

He never realized his full potential, however, and that was partly to blame on not being accepted by white people.

DariusLikewise posted:

Watch Cutler become an incredibly serious, but charismatic broadcaster with fair takes for all.

I hope he chain smokes during the broadcast.

Bags under his eyes that could hold the spare game balls.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Why, is Ray Lewis coming back?

Ray Rice should be in the booth for MNF during breast cancer awareness month, imo.

And every segment should cut to him with one more bruise/welt/cut on his face.

Maybe also get shots of the bruised knuckles of the other broadcasters for effect.

Donate his paycheck to battered women's shelters in the Baltimore area.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

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FizFashizzle posted:

oh god he's a walking talking caller to a sports show

https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/860531060706299905

offset language in a rookie contract isn't uncommon.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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a neat cape posted:

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT OFFSET LANGUAGE SIR

Yeah, Bosas deal is actually why i know offset language is common.

The chargers tried to double gently caress him with offset language and deferred compensation, is my understanding.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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ruddiger posted:

I mean, why even field a full team at that point, right Jay?

Hes saying stash trubs and lean on glennon

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Intruder posted:

"Winning makes you eat less saturated fat"



I don't need to eat fatty foods. I got it LICKED!

...and I would like to lick... that sandwich...

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Joey Bosa 100. Seems high.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Gonz posted:

First 15,000 fans at the gate get free NFL-branded roach clips. (The NFL has their own strain of weed and it'll gently caress you up)

Fans will also be arrested and roughed up by private security if they aren't stoned while attending the game(s). While being roughed up in the stadium's official Weed Room, they will be waterboarded with bong water.

The cheerleaders are blazed out of their gourds and their choreography is lacking as a result.

T-shirt cannons? No. Funyuns cannon. Frosted Flakes cannon. A cannon that fires a dozen donuts at unusually high and dangerous speeds.

Military aircraft flyovers use superweed chemtrails to get the crowd nice and obliterated.

Giant US flag replaced with giant weed leaf flag where the main leaf consists of 1,000,000 smaller leafs.

I would buy so many season tickets

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Kalli posted:

Imagine the bud light of weed .

I haven't blazed since '98, so it would knock me on my rear end.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Kalli posted:

HoF put up two lists of their best photos of the season, action and feature:




Now I'm sad.

Thanks, TFF.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

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Pops Mgee posted:

As true today as it was when it was written.

I didn't know you disliked rad football mans doing ridiculous circus poo poo.

I didn't know that about you Pops.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Aaron Hernandez is scum. hth

His family is probably alright, except it's very likely he was abused by someone.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Pops Mgee posted:

Hahha poo poo I stand corrected.

Also I think the Falcons would benefit from a little rebranding with the new stadium and stuff. #riseup and the Matty Ice nickname are still pretty lame.

You don't have to listen to the gospel choir commercials on the radio where they sing Rise-Up, so I don't need any lip from you about how lame it is as an abstract.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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wandler20 posted:

Those poor Falcon fans had to deal with this in Trump thread today and now here. There is no escape.

It was me. And no. No there isn't.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

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No Irish Need Imply posted:

I'll never trust another Weiner again. The name is forever tainted.

... how was it not before?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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When is Trump going to fire Goodell?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Kalli posted:

.... on the other hand, Madden cover!



Boo this man.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Diqnol posted:

I'm sure Tom Brady thinks so too

his 5 rings dont give a gently caress

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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You this will be his year?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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That's gonna be a loving trainwreck. Bring it.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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How many bottles of Hydroxycut did he chug over the weekend?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Ehud posted:

punish the pats for not reporting these concussions IMO

:laffo: this will definitely happen.

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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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No Butt Stuff posted:

It's actually good if you ignore the multitude of bad posters and just read the tweets.

I don't even have the time to do anything but scan for tweets/story links.

the thread had 500 posts between 1:00am and 9:00am

GaussianCopula posted:

Please, for the love of God, do not use SA as your primary news source for anything except dumb bloodsports

The Donald Trump GDT is just a news aggregator at this point.

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