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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

TheChirurgeon posted:

The more details get filled in about this story, the better it gets.

From MMQB:



The 49ers basically wanted Thomaas but needed so much help they were willing to trade down to get more picks even if it meant losing him and they ended up getting a bunch of picks and giving up literally nothing in return.

I'm still in awe that the Niners did something not self-destructive and came out ahead.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Looks like Marathe is the smart one in the Niners FO

That makes a change from a few months ago.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Well now I just want to see a remake of Willy Wonka starring Cam.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Abugadu posted:

Kelvin Benjamin falling into Yogurt River and gettin sucked up into a clear tube before getting stuck halfway up

Replace the gum with a popsicle or something.

Kelvin, you're turning zero degrees Kelvin, Kelvin!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
It's gonna be a loooooong offseason.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

mastershakeman posted:

who the gently caress are the 49ers even going to start at QB, bears rejects?

We've still got so many holes to plug it doesn't matter if we start a waffle at QB, we won't do jack poo poo this year. There was no reason to draft a mediocre QB early this year and then throw them raw into the meatgrinder like we did with Alex Smith. Just loving let some journeymen take the hits and hope next year's class has someone worth it.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 00:30 on May 3, 2017

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Coldforge posted:

I'd actually kinda like them to start a waffle at QB, so we could guarantee the first overall pick next year.

What I want out of the team is enough wins to keep manbaby Jed from purging the coaching staff again, but not enough to gently caress up our drafting.

It's like that episode of that sitcom where the high school kid got into an advanced class by mistake and had to get a grade that was just high enough to pass but low enough he'd get tossed from the class.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

a neat cape posted:

OJ Simpson, San Francisco 49ers

Los Angeles Chargers.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

I still think he goes to the niners for a year

Oh please god no

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Chilichimp posted:

Ray Rice should be in the booth for MNF during breast cancer awareness month, imo.

And every segment should cut to him with one more bruise/welt/cut on his face.

Maybe also get shots of the bruised knuckles of the other broadcasters for effect.

Donate his paycheck to battered women's shelters in the Baltimore area.

I support this plan.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Hizawk posted:

I was never going to watch the Bears / Titans preseason game.

I am now.

Ehud posted:

I am reporting to this thread 20lbs overweight

Same.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Blake Bortles in named Blake Bortles.

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