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A rider in Charles' contract entitles him to a set of crutches in the Bronco team colors.
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A proposal: San Francisco continues to be awful at football and the Lions win a playoff game for the first time since the James Garfield administration. I would also like to see them win a Super Bowl, but first, baby steps.
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Oxygen tanks full of weed smoke on the sidelines. Weed-infused Gatorade. Hemp jerseys and gloves. New weed sponsorships from Weed Incorporated. Get your marijuana cigarettes and a cold beer and a sour cream butter cheese pepperoni onion loaf at the concession stands! Weed King, King of the Weed as new Commissioner. New expansion team based out of Jamaica. Their team logo is a weed leaf with 420 embossed underneath it. New color commentary guy for MNF is Ricky Williams. Weed VIP parking at the stadium where you can park for free if you love weed.
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May 9, 2017 06:40
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Abugadu posted:The National Anthem is replaced by Sublime's cover of Smoke Two Joints. First 15,000 fans at the gate get free NFL-branded roach clips. (The NFL has their own strain of weed and it'll gently caress you up) Fans will also be arrested and roughed up by private security if they aren't stoned while attending the game(s). While being roughed up in the stadium's official Weed Room, they will be waterboarded with bong water. The cheerleaders are blazed out of their gourds and their choreography is lacking as a result. T-shirt cannons? No. Funyuns cannon. Frosted Flakes cannon. A cannon that fires a dozen donuts at unusually high and dangerous speeds. Military aircraft flyovers use superweed chemtrails to get the crowd nice and obliterated. Giant US flag replaced with giant weed leaf flag where the main leaf consists of 1,000,000 smaller leafs.
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May 9, 2017 07:51
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Blaine Gabbert will be extra comfy being the 2nd string QB behind Drew Stanton once Carson Palmer dies on the field sometime before Week 6.
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May 11, 2017 06:19
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Water Pokemon like Bortles are always terrible at going deep. They can't unleash the dragon like Sexy Rexy.
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May 14, 2017 07:37
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Shangri-Law School posted:I strongly approve of whatever the Bears are doing. Bears QB prerequisite: Must love kissing titties. Gonz fucked around with this message at 02:43 on May 23, 2017 |
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May 23, 2017 02:34
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May 24, 2017 21:47
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https://twitter.com/PrideOfDetroit/status/868257128900853763 A decent goalline threat. I like it?
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I feel bad for Brandon Jacobs and I hope he gets the help he needs to treat his CTE.
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