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Fenrir posted:I'd pay to see this. Steve Smith is a national loving treasure. "Jay, would you say that the Safety biting on that pumpfake is the act of a fuckboy, or just regular trash?"
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May 5, 2017 14:46
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I thought the Jay Cutler love was dumb and quite frankly, really embarrassing in TFF I freely admit I was wrong, and he loving rules.
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May 5, 2017 21:52
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May 5, 2017 22:07
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Turdsdown Tom posted:I have seen that a lot of people are very very angry that this man killed himself so that his family would still be able to have money. They're just mad he didn't get 1) Raped in prison and 2) Executed. Edit: I mean the general public, not TFF
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May 9, 2017 17:16
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Joey Freshwater posted:Oh I misread it. I thought she meant the fish tank thing was about domestic violence. http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/hotel-clerk-says-frank-clark-threatened-her-admitted-hitting-girlfriend/
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May 10, 2017 02:50
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qkkl posted:Blount is not getting signed anywhere because of personality issues. Only the Pats system can tolerate him because of the cost effectiveness he brings. He shoved a coach on camera, it's not hard to believe. Even if it was Haley.
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May 11, 2017 04:15
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Moxie posted:Josh Gordon is a victim of the NFL's bullshit and 99% of comments I see on the web are victim blaming. He's being tormented over the tiniest infractions of a useless rule. Meanwhile the league goes through opiates like Wheaties. He doesn't even piss hot for actual PED's like the Seahawks.
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May 11, 2017 20:33
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iospace posted:How do you think hockey started I don't know where you came from, stranger, but you're alright by me
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May 11, 2017 21:41
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HOTLANTA MAN posted:Looking over the Browns schedule, I don't see how they could go less than 11-5. developing 2nd year QB, stiffened defense, contract year RB You don't see how the Browns won't be contending for a first round bye? Hi I've got something for you *smacks you in the face with a huge book of NFL History*
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May 11, 2017 22:32
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HOTLANTA MAN posted:Look if Derek Anderson can nearly get the Browns into the playoffs the sky's the limit this year The Browns as a team have roughly as many NFL starts as Tom Brady
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May 11, 2017 22:45
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:The Steelers got even better on offense just by getting Bryant back, and drafting a non-dwarf possession WR. Someone will still get injured, but their redzone offense is markedly improved Hey when the Browns get 5 wins and a tie this year I'll laugh at everyone from this thread with you
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May 11, 2017 23:56
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No Irish Need Imply posted:I forgot about Bryant so yeah, Steelers got better, too. The whole AFCN is a powerhouse and better than the NFCE. 0 teams in the AFCN have Carson Wentz and that man will league average us to the drat promised land
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May 12, 2017 00:28
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Flikken posted:Edit: I want a real rivalry with Pittsburgh back, not us hoping to injure key players of yours late in the season to screw your post season. But knock down, drag out fights where we are knocking each other out of playoff contention for years running. Oh and gently caress the Steelers. The Browns know how to stockpile picks, not draft.
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May 12, 2017 01:23
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They should release a football pressure slider for Madden. Is Belichick still swapped out for Chad Masterson or whatever as a coach?
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May 12, 2017 16:08
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May 12, 2017 18:47
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korrandark posted:*raises hand* Belichick fixed him first
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May 13, 2017 14:45
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Lacy clocked in at 253 lol. probably needed a mike dolce weight cut to get there.
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May 15, 2017 20:33
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Intruder posted:He's apparently already lost 70 lbs I read a horrible story about being an offensive lineman in the NFL and they need to do poo poo like eat fried chicken coated in peanut butter to maintain weight.
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May 16, 2017 21:06
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SKULL.GIF posted:I wonder if it'd be healthier for the NFL and its players to implement weight maximums. No. They NFL would do something stupid like weigh them on game day or 24 hours before and you'd have super dehydrated players dying after UFC style weight cuts. Which are still super dangerous because only a couple of guys know how to do it properly.
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May 16, 2017 21:32
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SKULL.GIF posted:Doing last-minute cutting would have an impact on your game performance though, wouldn't it? UFC fighters do all sorts of crazy poo poo. They miss weight cuts and lose purses, get hospitalized, are more prone to concussions, are slower etc. Some people say it doesn't help at all, some say it gives you a huge advantage if done right. It's terrible for your body long-term though.
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May 16, 2017 21:58
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GonadTheBallbarian posted:Good for him! I'm very glad Blount is going to the Eagles. I was a huge fan of him in New England and he had some amazing games. I figure he's got a season or two left.
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May 17, 2017 16:29
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GonadTheBallbarian posted:Yeah, I want him to get paid because lord knows he's earned it I was at that game where he styled all over the Bills, it was amazing.
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May 17, 2017 16:41
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Hmm, yes. If I squint really hard, i can see how some TFF posters could read that 2000 word earnest screed and still imagine that guy was an artful troll. Why did he need to mention his Twitter handle was his D and D character...I just would have assumed he thought it was the noise a cartoon dog makes when it sneezes
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May 17, 2017 19:58
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Ehud posted:I feel like I never noticed Parm's posts. The didn't interest me so I always scrolled past them for the most part. Parm was so annoying
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May 17, 2017 20:11
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Idk, I will be honest and admit, I've never read it beyond skimming bc I am not a masochist I skimmed and that part was super cringey. Comey left the FBI with less drama
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May 17, 2017 20:29
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SHOAH NUFF posted:I thought it was funny that Parm made a list of all players accused of off-field crimes but added Elway to the list anyways, a brief glimpse of his pre-troll life Elway grabbed my sister's rear end without even speaking to her so he can gently caress off forever
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May 17, 2017 20:31
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Eifert Posting posted:Parm said I was his favorite poster in the sheep game and so he's a mensch. What was your name before?
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May 18, 2017 02:53
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A big flaming stink posted:apparently the guy who led the investigation on ray rice is now the special counsel investigating trump. You should follow the D and D thread. There is so much crazy news happening so fast every day is like a Sunday GDT
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May 18, 2017 13:01
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Chilichimp posted:I don't even have the time to do anything but scan for tweets/story links. There's too much poo poo going on to read it elsewhere, something 3 hours old is not considered current. It's a feeding frenzy.
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May 18, 2017 15:31
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Chilichimp posted:I read a twitter joke that was the same as one made about 24 hours prior about people being caught jumping the WH fence. I've never seen anything quite like it. Anyway we should probably shut up about it in this thread and get back to football.
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May 18, 2017 15:41
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Not really He'll always have that one game for the Chargers where he looked like Julio Jones but 25 pounds heavier.
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May 18, 2017 20:39
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May 18, 2017 21:42
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Winston. He's doing decently with a much shittier team and line.
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May 20, 2017 23:53
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FizFashizzle posted:He throws up prayers and gets bailed out by far better receivers. I was going to say nuh uh and then I saw that Dez has been really quiet the last 2 years. Back injuries piling up for him?
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May 21, 2017 00:56
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Mike Tanier said that Kelvin Benjamin looks fat and slow, but a lot of early practices they do drills at less than full speed so it's probably an overreaction
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I think he looks terrible but I know nothing about practices. He just moves his knees really high like a Center running the 40 as far as I can tell
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May 23, 2017 17:35
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I was Devil's advocating that if he was a legendary kicker it was worth it. Unfortunately you never loving know with the draft so of course he turned out to be a turd.
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May 23, 2017 17:41
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https://twitter.com/GarenJArargil/status/867051001035059202 BEST SHAPE OF HIS LIFE. I BELIEVE.
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I just had a daymare about Nick Foles outplaying Wentz for the starting job.
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