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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

The statue at the new Falcon's stadium is pretty badass.



73,000lbs, largest bird statute in the world.

Even the loving bird knows not to throw it.

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







dammit i think i deleted my matt ryan thing

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Congrats bills fans.

Please trade for kelvin.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







a new study bible! posted:

I think the Buccs will make the playoffs next season.

The bucs will struggle to finish third in the division next season.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Spintzel posted:

Is he holding her hand or twiddling his thumbs

The latter.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







are the 49ers really going to start Brian Hoyer

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Eifert Posting posted:

Spoiler: Jets will win the #1 pick and the ensuing media circus will cause you all to join me in aching anticipation of the sweet release of death.

Fullback-

oh no

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








This was always going to happen

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







You really rarely see honest to God straight up helpless alcoholism.

it's horrifying.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8K8uskz6DY

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







end him

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Kalli posted:

What year did Madden have QB vision cones? Because I remember that was hilarious because everyone's was this tiny thing and even back then Brady's was just a gigantic half pie covering the screen.

Peyton and Brady's didn't have to move.

Vick and Delhomme's were basically non existent.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

My hot retort is that he has 2 more ringz than Jim Kelly

Roethlisberger might be the only QB less healthy than Jim Kelly.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Oh it's loving on

https://twitter.com/jourdanrodrigue/status/864195328794402817

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







During lance Armstrongs heyday a lot of the cyclists had to wake up every night at like 1 am and get on a stationary bike to keep from dying lol

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







The panthers are covering up their offensive line problems with a bunch of skill position players that are impossible to defend.

Also cam stopped smoking blunts at Coachella long enough to become tom Brady.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







lol chargers fans

about tre boston

quote:

“I crossed two lanes to get to the gas station,” Boston said. “I pump my gas. After I pump my gas, I put my wallet in my car. After I put my wallet in my car, there’s a guy with three kids and he asked me for a little bit of change, or if I had a dollar or two. I gave him a $20.

“So he tells me thank you so much, and that God put me in his life for a reason. And in my mind I’m saying you’re here for a reason, too. So in my mind I’m saying should I ask him, ‘L.A. or Buffalo.’ And before I could ask him, my man told me, ‘Thank you so much. There aren’t too many people like you in this world, God’s children. My name’s Mike Daniels, but people call me L.A.'”

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







quote:

But first, the text that made Boulware’s day said: “Lunchables wants to send you a bunch of product. Where would you like it sent to if it arrives probably next week?"

To which Boulware replied: “I don’t think I’ve ever been so happy in my life. I’m crying tears of joy."

Boulware honestly loves Lunchables.

Seriously.


http://www.espn.com/blog/nflnation/post/_/id/237766/panthers-ben-boulware-crying-tears-of-joy-over-free-lunchables

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







The chiefs started onside kicking in the third quarter in that game

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Spoeank posted:

Why plead guilty? He's an expert at getting off

Booooooooooo

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







wapo is nuts.

If you have amazon prime, which you can get a year of for free with a student ID, your first six months are free.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








ahahahahahaha

a smaller stadium than texas hs.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Winston needs a capable backup.

He takes some of the most mind numbing hits you'll ever see.

Honestly I can understand them not pursuing Kaep, if nothing else than to avoid a situation where he comes in and plays a little too well.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







The Bucs have designed an offense for a qb with a big arm and no accuracy to thrive.

Kaep could do well there. I mean it's not like Jameis really knows what's going on out there.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Intruder posted:

Which team was the one where none of the linemen moved on the snap and then started blocking linebackers after all the front four was already past

that happens in college a lot.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Winston. He's doing decently with a much shittier team and line.

He throws up prayers and gets bailed out by far better receivers.

That trend will continue. The prayers, not necessarily being bailed out.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I was going to say nuh uh and then I saw that Dez has been really quiet the last 2 years. Back injuries piling up for him?

Mike Evans is really loving good.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I kept thinking cam newton wasn't on the list at all

i didn't check third :stare:

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







GUYS

quote:

ESPN Jets reporter Rich Cimini spoke to a scout who was "taken aback" by how many "off-target" passes Christian Hackenberg threw in pregame warmups last season.

Hackenberg didn't see the field as a rookie, telling given his second-round draft status and the miserable play of Ryan Fitzpatrick and Bryce Petty. The Jets are having an open competition at quarterback, but Hackenberg is a long shot to overtake Josh McCown and Petty. New York's decision to draft Hackenberg 51st overall was one of the worst picks in recent memory.

lol he can't even warmup

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Kalli posted:


Brady, Ryan, Brees, Rodgers, Wilson
Roethlisberger, Rivers, Luck, Stafford, Carr
Tannehill, Newton, Eli, Cousins, Palmer
Mariota, Winston, Alex Smith, Flacco, Dalton
Tyrod, Prescott, Bradford


this is poo poo btw

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







kiimo posted:

I can operate Opentable dot com clearly I can operate your offense

It's a john fox team so probably

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







/puts envelope to forehead

"What is the opposite of athletic?"

https://twitter.com/panthersbill/status/867004860927004672

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Spoeank posted:

Albert Breer says they are moving to one cutdown day.

Quite a bloodletting :stare:

This is a tv ratings move.

CUTDOWN DAY 2K17

WE'RE HERE WITH 24 HOUR COVERAGE

SEE WHO MADE THE CUT AND WHO GOT THE AXE

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I'd have respect for Tampa bay if they actually cut Aguayo.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Mike Tanier said that Kelvin Benjamin looks fat and slow, but a lot of early practices they do drills at less than full speed so it's probably an overreaction

He was fat and slow last season too.

He's been fat and slow all off season.

He looked like he can barely move in that clip, halfspeed or not.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







fsif posted:

Weird release since he looked like he was at least starting to put it together as a swing tackle last year but whatever.

https://twitter.com/mikerodak/status/867382600486334464

GO PANTHERS GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOG

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







OH MY GOD

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







like how did his face get so fat

reposting for a new page

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







more like kelvin benjaMAX

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Intruder posted:

Oh so this is what getting old is

e: Holy poo poo Browns/to a lesser extent Jaguars

https://twitter.com/MrJeffHunter/status/867468692585664513

ahahaha look at 2011-2013 for Carolina, the end of the Hurney regime.

edit* never mind, misread it

here, have god_hates_gays.tweet

https://twitter.com/MarkDulgerianOS/status/867850251373232129

FizFashizzle fucked around with this message at 11:39 on May 26, 2017

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