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Will Jon Jones ever fight in the UFC again? This poll is closed.
Yes	59	56.73%
No	45	43.27%
Total:	104 votes

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TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Hunt vs Miocic and Lesnar were sincerely the lease I've ever enjoyed watching the UFC, outside of the average brazillian throwaway TV card

# ¿ May 2, 2017 08:50

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# ¿ May 1, 2024 01:33

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

the brazilian card where the hometown guys kept getting nuked and they had to clean dead moths off the canvas with packing tape in between the fights was one of my favourite shows ever

That momentous show was an extraordinary outlier we could all use more of

# ¿ May 2, 2017 14:28

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Rigel posted:

Nate Diaz has a bench press in his living room.

https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/859869720446615552

Real Talk

# ¿ May 3, 2017 22:40

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Apparently Goes had a brain bleed after that, which isn't surprising considering he's getting shunted out of the ring solely via getting kneed directly on the top of the head. It's like violent furniture rearranging

Which region of the brain is even tearing from that directional impact? You never see it and it's moving toward the stem!!

# ¿ May 4, 2017 10:16

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Skip My Posts posted:

In related news, https://www.gofundme.com/atom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X_Ot0k4XJc

# ¿ May 4, 2017 20:12

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Work Friend Keven posted:

Yeah for sure, those guys microwave their wine.

# ¿ May 5, 2017 20:04

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Skip My Posts posted:

remember when Rory schooled Maia and Woodley back to back?

Yes. He was very extremely good once he found his footing, I hope his nose heals well enough for him to attain 100% confidence again

# ¿ May 15, 2017 06:49

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

I.N.R.I posted:

Carry a kid with leukemia around in your backpack to ward off online trolls

drat! now thats paper *transforms into cool smug black guy pointing at his temple*

# ¿ May 23, 2017 06:24

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Work Friend Keven posted:

This donald trump... if this guy loved palming orbs in the shadows any more he'd be a male prostitute!

Donald Trump... I tell you... his tweets read like a child's first essay! "I got a burger. The burger was worse than mcdonalds burger. Sad!"

And donald trumps wife... she hates him! I dont know who hates this guy more... the american people... or his own wife!

And finally, when Fedor demanded copromotion of UFC event against Randy Natural, preventing the fight from ever happening, thats when we knew for sure that the true heavyweight goat of all time is big nog.

Skip My Posts posted:

lol

# ¿ May 23, 2017 20:15

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

jon jones could be the least suitable person possible to lecture anyone about fleeing in cowardice to avoid facing consequences

# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 05:54

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# ¿ May 1, 2024 01:33

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Skip My Posts posted:

I found a notable performance highlight from Garbrandt's life outside the cage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaKxRN2LdEI&t=16s

# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 21:39

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