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Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

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Barry posted:

Now he has a mental illness, lol

I wonder at precisely what point in time did western society deem all acts of stupidity or malevolence to be forms of insanity?

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Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

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Spokes posted:

Dying -- BWM? GWM?

Don't have to worry about money once you're dead.

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

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Weatherman posted:

I'd like to present some classic OG BWM:

11 easy steps to get out of debt

Not recommended for those suffering from high blood pressure.

I'd really like a follow up about what happened to this kid.

Probably drowning in credit card debt, much like most of America.

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

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Ktb posted:

I hadn't seen that before and read through a few pages. Looks like OP managed to get in touch through AIM and the kid told him it was sorted and paid off with grandad's inheritance. So either he's still lying about it or managed to escape all consequences. Either way I think I hate him.

Yeah, I read the thread through. I meant in the ~thirteen years since.

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Mar 1, 2015

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Krispy Wafer posted:

This could be really GWM depending on what the mortgage payment is.

No doubt, following the standard car story these people tend to have, it will be a 20 year old Toyota Corolla banger, with ten other cars rolled into the debt for a total of $200,000 at 9% monthly interest.

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Mar 1, 2015

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Moneyball posted:

Someone get on this

If someone sends me the file, I'll pay to make it a smilie.

How appropriate for the BWM thread.

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

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Spokes posted:

Was in the car this morning and looked over to the right. The woman in the next lane was steering with an elbow, talking on her phone with one hand and holding her credit card in the other (and reading from it).

I certainly don’t know that she was buying something bwm but this is a definite bad thing to do with money so I figured goons would get a kick out of it

Only counts if she crashed said car (quite likely) with no insurance, and owing $200,000 on it after rolling the debt over buying the new year's model on 100% credit every year for the past seven.

And the credit card was being read out to pay for MLM poo poo.

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Mar 1, 2015

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The Butcher posted:

I like how like half of these are targeted at the Chinese.

Know your market I guess. :shrug:

And then they were like "well what are white austrailians into?" "Uhhh pop culture and koalas? "

Complaining, pretending to have fashionable illnesses (EG: celiacs) that they don't, binge drinking and being OUTRAGED (TM) about minor civics.

Source: I am a white Australian.

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BattleMoose posted:

http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/former-anz-boss-tracey-lee-cook-sentenced-over-300k-scam/news-story/b40a62ee77d472f77dace89dd7950ec6



This is such a beautiful combination of being very BWL and BWM. Household income 500k+ so she steals 300k+ from her employer and gets jailed.

Eh, for 2 years in minimum security, I'd consider being "paid" $300,000 pretty reasonable.

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Spokes posted:

australian minimum security and australian 300k, to be fair

(i have no idea what the implications of either of those things are)

Absolute cakewalk, according to a criminal prick son of a former neighbour and definitely more than I could otherwise "earn" in two years.

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Blinkman987 posted:

I assume Australia has restitution.

"Aww, jeez, mate, I spent it all on heroin, and there's no way I buried a sack of cash out in the bush."

Seriously, a banker that doesn't know how to hide cash? Come off it.

EDIT: In this case, I think it's likely that she stole the money to pay off her twenty maxed out credit cards, 125% mortgage, a fleet of SUVs purchased on credit and ways of over-extending credit and plainly wasting money that I can't even imagine.

Sic Semper Goon fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Feb 16, 2018

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pr0zac posted:

It says in the article the courts forced her to pay back the full amount which she did.

Well, she's just incompetent all round then. :colbert:

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Mar 1, 2015

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Eldred posted:

I wonder how the hell someone destroys their life this badly, like whether the lies were the plan all along or if the tech just didn't come together and she was stuck spinning more to buy time. Looking forward to the biopic starring Jennifer Lawrence

Just goes to show what scammers have known for millennia.

Scream buzzwords loud enough, and promise the earth, and they'll be throwing quarry truck loads of money at you soon enough.

I've always wondered why executives don't go on permanent "business trips" to Brazil with literal sacks of cash the moment said cash starts rolling in, as opposed to when it's far too late and the feds bust down the door.

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Mar 1, 2015

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Solice Kirsk posted:

She should call herself a nanny and start charging $20 an hour.

Perhaps...

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/16/nyregion/yoselyn-ortega-psychosis.html

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

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Switchback posted:

How much do I wish Australia was on that graph! ... How is that sustainable for anybody?!

We take satisfaction that when the bubble bursts, we renters will be harmed, but the 50 year old with 17 mortages will be harmed more.

Best we can hope for, really.

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

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You need a degree to enter a job which is reowned for intensely difficult yet drudge labour and minimum wage pay, and that is suffering massive labour shortages because of those reasons?

Do you Americans have degree requirements for street sweeping and unskilled manual labour as well?

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http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...373d72ab0f0c14d

GWM: Stall in paying fines, secure in the knowledge that by the time the state actually does something about it, you'll have died of old age. She'll probably will / has blown all the money and then go "lol, I can't pay."

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Krispy Wafer posted:

Does that work in Australia? Spend all the money and go “Oi! All gone, mate - can’t pay!” So law enforcement is in a constant struggle to catch people before they spend any of their ill-gotten gains because otherwise there’s nothing they can do?

Nope, but it doesn't stop our criminals and child support dodgers from trying.

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CitizenKain posted:

I guess they got the last laugh since those fuckers kept my security deposit for no reason.

I imagine they wanted the money.

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Olive Branch posted:

The difference is Tiny Brontosaurus was a good poster and Zaurg and Slow Motion are :wellpiss:

Define "good".

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Suspicious Lump posted:

So over the next few years a lot of interest only loans...

Yeah, but property prices only go up!

I'm trying to be insincere, while as far as I know, that may actually be the case in this country. :shrug:

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potatoducks posted:

How does watching a bunch of speedrunners make you realize the importance of seizing the day?

"Oh god, I'm spending my priceless time that I will never get back watching nerds play video games. I need to do something with my life!"

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wilderthanmild posted:

I kinda wish we knew more about this guy's house. I really enjoy people overvaluing their houses for some reason.

Then travel to Sydney. You'll be estatic.

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Weatherman posted:

I didn't know PTSD was now one of those lifestyle "illnesses" you could put on and take off at whim to garner attention/sympathy/likes and subscribes. The more you know

I think it went Aspergers > PSTD > anxiety from about 2007 to now.

Trends come and go, so there may be a resurgence in PSTD claims soon.

CONTENT: Just wasted $19 AUD going to see Slenderman. On the plus side, "Wren" looks almost exactly like a girl I went to high school with.

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Inept posted:

:chloe: they started filming that when the actress was 17

And? What's your point?

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Mar 1, 2015

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Volmarias posted:

[laughs in Manhattan]

[A bitter echo from Melbourne.]

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EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

Erratic conduct from Tesla CEO Elon Musk has cost his investors some 20 billion dollars in the past 3 weeks. Talk about BWM.

Operating under the reasonable principle "I'm rich and people bizzarely worship me, so I can do as I please" that got Steve Jobs through life.

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DJCobol posted:

Is that the dumb-dumb that was on a TV spot saying she hated children's names that were places, but then had a kid named India or something like that?

Edit: yup, it is.

Blatant hypocrisy has been a proud British tradition since time immemorial. :britain:

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MisterOblivious posted:

Gee, maybe the companies shouldn't have gotten rid of their apprenticeships, huh. Train our operators into setup guys? Hell no! He'll just get poached by a company offering a better work environment!

Hah, I hear that all the time at work.

It's everybody saying that it's somebody else's responibility, and worst case scernario being that management will still get their bonuses, so... :shrug:

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Thanatosian posted:

Christmas is, societally, possibly the worst-with-money thing ever. I really hate this time of year.

Lighten up, Scrooge.

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GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Why do people think a baby, the smallest possible form of human, requires the largest form of car? Blows my mind. Car seats fit just fine in the back of a sedan.

Why do 60+ year old women buy SUVs to transport only themselves around town?

A combination of fashion and compensation, imo.

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FrozenVent posted:

If you measure your income on a weekly basis, you might be bwm.

Seriously I had to stop and calculate; I know my hourly rate, biweekly net and yearly gross but weekly income? Not off the top of my head.

I get paid weekly, so it's not so hard. When do you get paid?

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Phanatic posted:

She’s a barely functional human being who doesn’t comprehend such basic tasks as “cooking” or “cleaning” and there’s a news organization who thinks a person so unfamiliar with human existence is qualifies to be a reporter.

Stabby, indeed.

I enjoy learning about the existence of such people, as not only do I feel better about myself in comparison, I also like to imagine them stumbling through life in an amusing, oblivious Mr. Magoo fashion, somehow always coming out on top against all odds.

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Sic Semper Goon
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Baxate posted:

What an insane, hosed up country the UK is.

Plenty of Americans (especially from D&D) will tell you it's a socialist utopia, solely because it isn't the USA, and therefore is superior by default. :shrug:

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