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Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004
there's an interview right after
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/article211676059.html
*Swishes hair* I should be, like you know, *Swishes hair* provided with 30 days, um leave notice, *Swishes hair*

:suspense:

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Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004
Please shutup. I have nothing BWM to add but it's still better than your D&D poo poo.

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004
Commonwealth Bank, one of Australia's "Big Four" banks, was just fined $700 million for breaching anti-laundering and terror financing laws (i.e failing to report >$10k deposits to tax office). It is the largest fine in Australian history.

Ultra BWM, because these aren't new laws and have been around for years. If they had spent a few million bux on meeting reporting obligations they would have saved hundreds of millions of dollars.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-06-04/commonwealth-bank-pay-$700-million-fine-money-laundering-breach/9831064?section=business

Also the bank has lost the details of 20 million customers:
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-43985233

Also2 they charged dead people fees, they knew they were dead:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-43818583

:wtc: what an rear end in a top hat bank

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004
How about this BWM:

On AUD$120k/year (at least) post doctoral researcher/clinician sending a mass email to other highly paid researchers asking a simple googleable question ("adobe text edit tool bar"). They even posted a screen shot with the toolbar button visible in hot pink "Edit PDF" but they couldn't see it.

I replied with a direct answer, but someone thought a loving tutorial was needed to find and use the editing tools.

An email just came through, that wasn't their problem, it's actually something else but they were too dumb to articulate. The new screenshot has the toolbar open, but supposedly they need something else.

jfc

Suspicious Lump fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Jun 12, 2018

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004
So over the next few years a lot of interest only loans will go to principal + interest, 360 billion kangaroo dollars worth of loans. This creates terrible BWM stories:

'Worst decision I've made in my life'

quote:

For Queensland farm manager Hugh Mackey, 61, the switch to interest-plus-principal repayments may prove too much.

He and his wife tried to build a retirement nest egg, buying two investment properties in the coal mining town of Blackwater in 2008, financed by almost half a million dollars in interest-only loans with ANZ.

The town's rental market has slumped, the houses have halved in value, and Mr Mackey is struggling to meet his loan repayments.

"At the moment, with interest only, we're forking out I think approximately $30,000 a year of our own money, separate to the rental income, to not default on the loans."

Even if he sells both investment properties, he has zero equity and may still owe ANZ about $250,000.
http://amp.abc.net.au/article/9886430

knob shiner buys not one but TWO houses in a mining town called blackwater (more like backwater), with a population of ~5000, 2 hours from the nearest "major" centre (pop ~80k). Mining took a downturn. This was their retirement plan.

The article also covers a family that used interest only loan to their advantage and planned for it. Interesting to see older generation building houses like avacados and getting hosed, while younger gen seems to be more financially savvy. We all get hosed because now these dickheads will probably go on pension and rely on their family to bail them out.

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004

Devian666 posted:

The funny thing about the interest only loans is that the bank will allow these to remain that way for up to 5 years for the mum and dad investors, but they are lent the money on a 30 year basis. So they pay interest only for 5 years then the principle and interest payments are calculated on the remaining 25 years. So there's a huge jump in the size of the payments with a loan mechanic hilariously similar to the subprime crisis.

Oh poo poo I did not realise this. That's crazy but makes complete sense. I'm sure this is something that is spelling out on the contract.

This reminds me of the mid-twenties Australian couple which were rated "investors of the year" by Money Mag..... annnnd then went bankrupt the following year after their house of cards collapsed. They had something crazy like 25 houses all in mining towns.

They got divorced and the lady tried to create a blog about her life in 3million debt. God drat that's insanity.

linky for those interested: https://www.domain.com.au/news/what-to-do-when-property-bubbles-burst-35-million-in-the-red-20160223-gn086p/

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004
hahahaha you american fuckers are starting to crop up in other places after fleeing your country:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AusFinance/comments/8u0e1l/just_found_out_my_28_year_old_american_girlfriend/

quote:

Just found out my 28 year old american girlfriend has $230,000 USD in student debt
I'm gobsmacked. That systems in the US exist that allow this and how she could be so careless to borrow from any high interest lender.

I'm now looking into ways to advice her in managing this debt but atm the interest avg of her loans is 8.3% and she only just started to work and earns $60,000 AUD salary. The added challenge of managing this debt is she wants to stay in australia.

Will The Australian government tax offset the interest of these?

So far my advice is consolidate and refinance the loan, seek forgiveness programs and pay the minimum repayment until forgiveness payout is achieved I think after 20 years.

Really makes my Australian help loan of $3000 at inflation rates seems so much more manageable

someone did the math:

quote:

Have you done the scary maths on this?

$60,000 AUD salary is actually ~$47,750 AUD after tax

$230,000 USD debt @ 8.3% is ~$19,000 USD per year or ~$25,500 AUD per year in interest payments at current exchange rate

Salary ($47,750) minus interest payments ($25,500) leaves $22,250 AUD in her pocket
I personally pay 18k/year in rent and that's considered cheap.

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004

Guest2553 posted:

Being gaslighted, manipulated, and emotionally abused by the person who's supposed to be a primary caregiver generally undermines ones ability to do that :thunk: This is like a hair away from asking 'why don't depressed people just think positively?'.
yep this is a text she sent the OP:

quote:

As I meditated with God I began to pray and ask him why is my relationship with my son so fragile and about to fall completely apart? I kept praying to God not my will but His will and it came to me that the strain and lack of trust is not me it’s because of my son fears that I will do to him what he has done to me the lying stealing and cheating this has caused his distrust for you. With that came a release of pressure from my heart and mind and I could let go of all the guilt. Because I knew I had done nothing but loved you but I now know I need to stop looking for or depending on you for support. God promised he would be what ever I needed I just needed to trust him. For that I am sorry I did that to you. I kept trying to make be like the men in the Bible and Ruth when she took care of her mother in law after her husband and all his brothers had died; cause the Bible says if the father dies the eldest son is head of the house and so on but though are not of these times and that was too much for me to want from you and I asked your forgiveness

Some crazy poo poo in that dribble. She's called him a pussy at the end in the most insane bible thumping way possible. Also accused him of stealing and lying to her.

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004

SiGmA_X posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/FordFocus/comments/8xbj15/new_18_se_20l_blacked_out_hatch_exhaust_can_i/
First time new car buyer... buyers remorse *face palm*.
https://www.reddit.com/r/cars/comments/8wzxyl/first_time_new_car_buyer_buyers_remorse_face_palm/
He confirms later he paid $10,400 out the door. With his post history, I was thinking he probably paid $14k and the dealer pocketed the $3.6k trade.
This guy has massive food envy, you know when you order something but your friends food looks better. What an idiot

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004

Devian666 posted:

I've been making changes to my autolending for P2P loans with the new parameter being any loans over $50k. The typical loan on the market is like one I've seen today.

Loan reason: University fees and a holiday
Existing loan: $66k with 4 payments made
New loan: $70450 for 5 years @ 11.99%

Seriously there's so much BWM yet the system grades the loan as an A5 (yay for credit scoring). Seriously they don't even get a pickup truck out of this, they can't afford a holiday and seriously how the gently caress are they going to pay $1566 per month while going to university and being on holiday? They can't afford a loving holiday.

I'm beginning to think all of New Zealand is BWM as I was looking at a chart of debt to GDP. New Zealand households have twice the debt to GDP of the US, and Australia is about 10% worse again. How has the whole country managed to gently caress up this badly when people get free healthcare and have no medical debt?
What lending platform do you use and is it GWM to lend to people who are bad with BWM? I'm over in Australia (hi cousin!), wonder if it's accessible?

Also I can't really decide if it's morally corrupt to lend people money at higher-than-usually rates (usury?), are we taking advantage of them or are we providing a service? My religious upbringing

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004
Is Leon Trotsky crazy workplace (in regards to apathy towards retirement/employer matching) representative of American workplace?

In Australia, apart from the standard employer contribution a lot (especially universities) have very generous matching schemes. Everyone I know participates in the scheme because it's free money even though our retirement accounts are only accessible for specific reasons (retirement, illness, etc).

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004

DEMAG posted:

:stare:

Buy what you like. Simple as that. Even if you don't buy anything just looking around is a good way to use your time.


Thinking about some kawaii animu girl with her panties on display. Maybe no pantsu.

:stare:

"Absolutely not. Here's what I bought. Spent 6 hours traipsing all over Akihabara for her."
<--- this is what he bought.

:stare:

he also says:

quote:

Might pick up a waifu pillow or something.

Suspicious Lump fucked around with this message at 09:22 on Jul 20, 2018

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004

22 Eargesplitten posted:

Hypothetically speaking getting some sort of holistic medicine / herbalism certificate could be really GWM, people pay out the rear end for that kind of crap. But considering he is somehow that far in debt with a degree that can't even get him an entry level programming job I'm not optimistic about her chances.
Yep completely agree, this bullshit can be insanely good with money. But does it require certification? You can probably start your own "clinic". Lots of crack pop naturopaths do it and they "prescribe" vitamins. It still boggles my mind that a naturopathy is a thing. Most of their money comes from selling over priced vitamins (literally, even the patients know they're vitamins) which can only be sourced from specialilty companies that sell to naturopaths. Two symbotic parasites successfully feeding off people looking for help.

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004
Are these REAL people who ask these questions or is this fake? I think this is fake.

How do you go from living on 100k ("barely making ends meet") to 350k and still think you're going struggle. How do you spend money you haven't actually made yet. wtf

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

"Do 401ks get pretty good returns?" is a question I hear allllllllllll the time

Very few people under 30 understand that it's a vessel and not a holding.
Please educate me, what's the difference between a "vessel" and a "holding".

Contento:
http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/programs/hack/young-people-house-ownership-low-savings-debt/10051938

quote:

42 per cent of young people are living at home with their parents and working full-time or part-time, but most of them have less than $5,000 in the bank.

79% believe they will own a house one day.

"Saving up to buy a house is a ridiculous dream for most of these young people," Dr Jim Stanford from the Centre for Future Work

Young (18 - 29) people are insane or super optimistic.

Suspicious Lump fucked around with this message at 07:49 on Jul 31, 2018

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rita_Crundwell

quote:

On December 8, 1990; Crundwell opened a secret bank account named RSCDA (Reserve Sewer Capital Development Account), making it appear to be a city account. She was the only signatory. She would have money deposited into another account called the Capital Development Fund, create false state invoices, and then write checks from the fund payable to "Treasurer," which she would deposit into the RSCDA account. According to federal investigators, this relatively uncomplicated scheme continued for 22 years.

However, the city's outside auditors, Clifton Gunderson (now CliftonLarsonAllen after merging with LarsonAllen in 2012) and local accountant Sam Card, dismissed his concerns, as they presumed that Crundwell was honest and signed off on Crundwell's financial statements annually without concern.
:stare: wow, they never did any real audits. that's insane. The city ended up sueing the auditors.

Holy poo poo after she forefiet her 3 homes, 300 horses and luxury cars, they only recovered $9million. Somehow over 20 years she spent ~40million on HORSES. :wtc:

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004

quote:

I am not very smart, but I plan to invest in a three fund portfolio for the future
No, you're a lazy git.

Jesus that post is hilarious. He still thinks he can drive while getting disability payments. hahaha

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004

Youth Decay posted:

When serial "entrepreneurship" meets hoarding




holy poo poo

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004
If I asterisks it ***, it makes it okay! I'm not racist against blacks! They're okay people for blacks!

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004

golden bubble posted:

As for more classic BWM, reddit brings Paying my parents' bills is crushing me.
One of the comments is amazing GWM of a son in a similar situation to the OP:

quote:

I told him I would help him, but only if he tuned his finances over to me 100%. He gets about 1300 per month social security. He had no choice but to agree. He had several payday type loans, credit card debt and had gotten a new loan against his paid off car. He basically used every form of credit he had access to and maxed everything out.

I opened a checking account in my name only at his bank

I opened a savings account in both of our names at his bank

We called the social security office and changed his check to be deposited into the savings account (he cant write checks against a savings account)

When his check is deposited I transfer it to my checking account

I transfer 60 bucks every Monday into the savings account for him to withdraw. This is for food, fuel and every expense he has

I pay all of his bills from my checking account ( which only has his money in it)

I called the payday loan places and told them I hired an attorney ( I didn't), called the better business bureau and the consumer protection agency. I told them the lawyer I hired actually offered to handle this for free because his father went through the same thing and he was eager to make them pay again. All of them dropped all of his debt and wiped the slate clean. Bluff worked. In my state it is illegal for them to take post dated checks and they still do it because nobody knows any better. I had the law on my side so that helped with the bluff. The loan companies knew they would not stand a chance in court.

I met with the bank manager and explained what I was doing so that she could help me watch his accounts and understand the weird movement of money.

I closed his checking account so that no more checks could bounce against it

He moved into a controlled rent home where his rent is determined by his income

He lived on 40 bucks a week until I got his payments under control. Now he gets 60 and he has 5 grand saved up that he doesn't know about. When he has an emergency, like dental needs or doctor or new tires, I use the money from his account. He thinks I pay for it out of my pocket. On this system he saves around 100 bucks per month but thinks he breaks even.
Savage. Just beautiful.

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004
Anyone got experience "investing" with family? I'm 1 of 7 kids, 5 of us have grown up and are married/have full-time jobs.

My father has these insane ideas. One of the first was that everyone chips in to buy house for the eldest son (gently caress you) and then we'd somehow take turns all the way down. Sister #5 would need to wait >20 years by my extremely optimistic calculation. No mention of inflation or location or anything else. At one point he thought buying land/apartment/something in Turkey was a good idea.

Now he's come up with another idea: we all chip in to buy my brother and sister (both married with kids) a two-store house and divide it up into separate living areas (like apartments) and make them pay discounted rent. This isn't too bad of an idea, until you dig deeper. "Who's going to own the property" and "how much rent do they pay" and "what happens to the rent (and why discounted???)". Everything falls down into NoWay territory really fast. I usually respond with "I got no savings Pa".

But it got me thinking that with our numbers, we should be leveraging our collective earning power to invest. Except my family doesn't deal with interest/loans at all (crazy fuckers), which makes things considerably harder. Also anything related to interest is a haram.

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004

sheri posted:

Is that an actual question from you or a post you found?

If actual question from you, no no no don't do any of that and just say no to anything your dad brings up in the future.
This is a self post and 100% real. If this is breaking the self post rule, please probate my rear end because I don't want to derail or post boring poo poo.

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Owning real estate with family is a nightmare. Second only to trying to SELL real estate owned with family. Don't!!!

You don't gain any advantage by pooling your collective income, either.

Panfilo posted:

Really? I know a lot of immigrants who pooled collective income and that was how they got their foot in the door with a stable living arrangement. Same for starting a business.
This is my families story regarding our "home" (parents' house). We are first gen Australians, we all came together to support our parents in paying off the mortgage once we got jobs. This makes no sense because earlier I said loans/interest are not acceptable because of religious reasoning, well that same reasoning somehow allowed them to get a loan because neccessity. As you said this allowed us to get stable housing and it's helped a lot. When my parents pass away, it's going to be a poo poo-fight on what happens to the property. It already needs a huge amount of renovations that aren't going to happen.

CmdrRiker posted:

Yeah, you're essentially starting down the path of starting some sort of small business with your family. Whether a family real estate business or family hedge fund, I'm not sure.
This is actually what I said to my mom on the topic, if we go down this path it needs to be setup independantly of any single person to stop drama and must act for the sake of the business/entity not at the whims of someone. I personally dislike housing as an investment vehicle but it's the only market my family understands/is willing to invest in.

Gonna stay away from family BS for sure, thanks guys.

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004

bob dobbs is dead posted:

are they gettin riba-compatible loans (assuming muslims, given debt is no bueno religiously) for more money? lol

At first yes. I mentioned this maybe in this thread or the last one but it's worth mentioning it again because gently caress these parasitic bastards. They went with a bank ironically called MCCA (pronounced Mecca), which essentially repackaged loans from the big 4 Australian banks into "Islamic compatible" financial package (with a premium of course). It acted exactly like a standard interest-loan, with a variable rate and everything else. I have no idea how this was not riba. If you take a classical view on riba (not shared by any current day muslims), it refers to unreasonably high rates, i.e. usury. Ironically, by whatever definition you go by, this loan was 100% usury.

At that time the going mortgage rate was ~8%, MCCA's rate was ~12%. Just bonkers. My dad was watching the news and the reserve bank of Australia had dropped the interest rate by a few points (I think 0.5%?) and again the next quarter. All the big 4 banks followed suit and dropped their rates. Not MCCA! They kept it at a sweet 12%. My dad eventually got the shits and switched to a standard bank and got something like $400 reduction in the interest per payment which he put towards the principle. The loan agent tried guilt tripping my dad, lol.

BMan posted:

The only moral loan is my loan
Only the first. After that, it's sinning!

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004

Nocheez posted:

Custom made chocolate bars. You know, those disposable wrappers and the quickly eaten insides? Bought for a 1 year old's birthday party, all while swimming in debt.
What was custom about them. I dont understand. Did they spell the kids name when you bit into them? Did the wrappers contain some sort of game of chance? WHERE CAN I MAKE MY OWN?!

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004

FAUXTON posted:

I spent $15 a day on two coffees and a breakfast bagel at a small-chain coffee shop that was on my way to work.

That habit lasted like 3 months and it was during a time when I had been living within $38k income's means on a $70k income so it didn't do anything other than eat away at roughly $300 of savings a month.

Now I batch-cook breakfast bagels every weekend for less than $15 of ingredients and it covers the whole week.
:getout:


https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/9eff1t/wa_husband_is_selling_all_of_his_assets_ahead_of/

quote:

(WA) Husband is selling all of his assets ahead of divorce
My husband and I are about to file for divorce. Key word: about to. We only talked to lawyers and will file this week. We still live together and don’t have any kids. We’ve been married for 25 years so most, if not all, of his assets were acquired after marriage. From what I understand, those assets would be split between us. My husband told me explicitly when we realized that divorce was the solution, that he will make sure I don’t get a penny of his. Today I found out my husband started “selling” his assets to family member of his and friends. For example, he sold his 2 vehicles to his brother for $550 each (cars are worth around $25k each). Then, he sold his watches to his dad for $700 total even though they are worth over $50k.

It’s Sunday so I cannot talk to a lawyer until Tuesday when we have an appointment and I would like some input. Is this legal? These assets are in his name only, so I guess he is entitled to sell them but what happens if at the divorce he is basically left with zero assets? Are we going to split my assets? Thanks!!
Husband is BWM. He is also back dating transactions between family and supposedly that's not only illegal but considered perjury.

edit:

Oh my this is gold. From the comments:

quote:

It happens to a lot of livestreamers. I wouldn't have minded if he charged back normally. But because of the fact that I got maced multiple times and this guy malevolently tried to cause trauma to me I'm upset.

Suspicious Lump fucked around with this message at 12:50 on Sep 10, 2018

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004
Guy buys a bought even though he has no idea how to safely operate it. In the first week this happens:

quote:

A friend who has never been on a boat, decided that it would be a good idea to buy one... got close to the shore, waves rolled him over... Got it totally trashed the first week... Complete loss...
Story not complete..he actually flew from Mexico to California to buy this, bought against all of us suggestion a jet engine instead of an outboard.... Paid a friend to drive 1000 miles to help them tow the boat back... Did not go for a test drive, first time he ever driven a boat, did not have a license or boat registration,yet.. insurance won't cover...and can't get out... Beach is not accessible..boat is full in sand..has been there for 2 days already... One of the Passengers almost drowned.... What could possibly go wrong?..all in one week..

quote:

Q: What exactly was he doing going in so close to shore?

OP: ... girls...
https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/9h909h/a_friend_who_has_never_been_on_a_boat_decided/

:stare:

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004
How does the USA tax man deal with freemen or willful ignorant idiots? Fines + prison or just fine?

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004
This one is hilarious:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9kqayx/what_is_the_most_degrading_thing_you_have_ever/e71nvc3/

quote:

One of my clients wanted to get into the pornography business. He was told that before he could do straight work with all the hot chicks, he had to do a solo video and a couple of gay videos. He got paid $150 to wear his service uniform while masturbating on an American flag. He got paid $200 to perform oral sex on another guy while wearing his uniform. And $350 to get sodomized. Apparently some people have a thing for a man in uniform, but it’s a UCMJ violation.Then the director said, “I’ll call you if I need you for a straight scene.” Someone reported him to his chain of command and he spent three months in jail, lost several thousand dollars pay, and got a bad conduct discharge from the service.
Never thought I'd say it: Gay Porn is BWM.

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004

Hoodwinker posted:

So how many dollars worth of glue is a horse worth, anyways?

These good, good boys have a very good horse bit at the beginning of the latest episode, 428.
Lol "can't buy a burner horse".

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004

Dik Hz posted:

From: What Industry is shadier than most people realize on r/askreddit

(emphasis is mine)
WHAT THE gently caress. Why would you buy a horse for riding worth 600k. Further down in the comments:

quote:

Something similar happened to my cousin. The horse was much cheaper but he was still fairly pricey and was bought as a show horse. She rode him twice and he was very calm and gentle. First ride on him at home? He went crazy. Turns out he had an old injury that caused him a lot of pain and that he was on tranquillisers when she first rode him. She spent a lot of money on him in vet bills and on different types of therapy but he was put down three months later as hquoteis injury just worsened and he was a danger to himself and others.
My cousin was actually pretty upset and did some investigations into the dealer. Turns out, it was the same story for people up and down the country. This guy would buy cheap horses, create fake breed entries and passports and seek them on as dressage, show jumping or hunting prospects. My cousin actually wound up on a show called “watchdog” on their “rogue traders” segment. They confronted the guy head on and it was pretty cool. It’s a well known show in the U.K. and I’m pretty sure the guy was taken to court and charged in the end as a result of her little project.

Horses are GWM if youre a crook. Amazing.

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004
I love hilarious BWM:

quote:

Neighbor is poo poo-bombing my front yard
https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/9o3ge9/neighbor_is_shitbombing_my_front_yard/
Hey all, I have a lovely situation here that I'm hoping to get some advice about. This is in Idaho.

My neighbor is poo poo-bombing my front yard. A new neighbor bought a house across the street about 6 months ago. A few weeks back, I was working in the garage when I saw him take his dog directly across the street, into my front yard. He let it pee in my yard and then walked straight home. He didn't notice me - my garage is set up as a shop and is pretty busy, and the garage door is up a lot - but this piqued my interest because it's goddamned weird. Now, my wife and I have a dog so there are a few dog droppings from her that we pick up on a regular basis. My wife had been doing the dooty duty recently, so I asked her if there are more piles than normal. Sure enough, she said there had been a ton for a while now. She figured it was assholes walking their dogs and letting them crap in our lawn. I figured it was our new weirdo neighbor.

It happened again around a week later: I was in the garage as the neighbor took his dog into our lawn. This time the dog dropped a deuce and he started to walk away without picking it up. I called out to him, asking him if he needs a plastic bag to pick up after his dog, and he avoided eye contact and scurried back home. I went across the street and knocked on his door. He didn't answer. We set up a security camera to discretely watch the front lawn and I kept an eye out for when he was next out in his yard so I could talk to him.

I reviewed the footage over the next few days and, sure enough, he was consistently taking his dog to do the deed in our yard. Why our yard? No clue, we've never had any interaction with this guy whatsoever. The next time I saw him walking to his car, I confronted him. I simply told him that I knew he was taking his dog to poo poo in our yard and if I caught him doing it again I'd call the police to report him for trespassing. He denied doing it, claiming it must be other neighbors, got in his car, and drove away with me standing in his driveway.

So I review the footage from the last few days. Dude is not walking his dog into my yard anymore: he's letting the dog poo poo in his yard. He then scoops it up, walks it across the street, and tosses it into my yard with a shovel. What the absolute gently caress.

How do I even begin handling this?

In the comments:

quote:

This is a perfect opportunity for you to fire back at your poo poo-bombing neighbor with a legal ICBM.

Specifically, see idaho statute 6-202: https://legislature.idaho.gov/statutesrules/idstat/title6/t6ch2/sect6-202/

This is textbook civil trespass, and you are entitled to statutory relief of the GREATER OF $500 & actual damages, plus attorney's fees, and reimbursement for your costs of figuring out it's him!!!

So go hire a lawyer. Have fun.

BWM: Not putting your dogs poop in your bin.
BWL: Making an enemy of your neighbor for no reason.

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004
Has this been posted? Gender reveal gone wrong:

quote:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/11/27/sawmill-fire-explosion-caught-camera-during-gender-reveal-party/2123246002/
U.S. border Patrol agent sparked $8M Arizona wildfire with gunshot at gender-reveal party

In the midst of the dispersing shrapnel, dust and fire, blue smoke can be seen soaring into the air, which usually indicates the expected baby is a boy.

Nearly 600 firefighters and related crews worked the fire, which forced over 100 people to evacuate their homes and caused $8 million worth of damage, previous reports show.
What a loving idiot.

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004

Guest2553 posted:

So does oil!


This is from like 3 pages ago, but the response is awesome.

quote:

Sending you thoughts :*
gently caress you rat.


hahaha, im seriously laughing so hard here

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004
Has this been posted?
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/a5a18z/it_has_been_a_pleasure_to_yolo_with_you_gentlemen/



quote:

I’ll deal with it after I deal with living check to check. 2nd job here I come.

quote:

Now that I am cash poor you fags should make me karma rich.
Edit: I’m gonna start a go fund me. Any backers?
Edit2: if any VC, prop fund, hedge fund, etc is looking to bring on a new analyst/trader send me a DM.
Wowzer. The audacity to ask employers for a job (a second one mind you) after losing such a large amount.

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004

totalnewbie posted:

Also led me to this post:


Which, if you don't know what that all means:


4 and 7 days before this post, he made threads titled "Options Question" and "SPY options question".
haha wow, thanks for doing the digging. This is amazing. It makes his "analyst looking for a SECOND job" comment even crazier. He's a gambler, not an analyst if he doesn't know the ins and outs of his setup.

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Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004
From the "weird poo poo your ex did" on GBS:

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Then there was the time she bought two horses on Ebay because they were "cheap" and figured she could flip 'em for a sweet profit. I mean sure we had an extra bedroom, but we lived downtown in a third floor walk up and horses don't like stairs.

:stonk:

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