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Peetown Manning posted:*is actively trying to make son/daughter homosexual If you can think of a better way to prevent teen pregnancy, I'd like to hear it 
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Sorry we're vegan and gluten free so my little isn't allowed to have pizza at the birthday party. I packed him a cheeseless, cauliflower crust personal pizza to have while the other kids eat their pizza
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May 25, 2017 12:12
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Sic Semper Goon posted:My yuppie cousin actually did this, except it was a gluten-free cake instead. Of all the poo poo that stupid parents do, I draw the absolute line at anti-vaxxers. Like I am laughing because I can identify with a handful of the stuff posted here but my kid is getting his first round of shots right on time. You could unschool your vegan toddler with minimal screen time and share it all on their personal instagram but vaccinate your goddamn children. kecske posted:why, why do people do this "my little" schtick I don't know. I'm just busy figuring out if my mommy blog should be like the perfect wondermom type or the sarcastic wine mom type
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May 25, 2017 14:54
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I've heard of it takes a village but that's just crazy!
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May 25, 2017 17:41
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I am literally never going to talk to or look at him, I refuse to raise a snowflake
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May 25, 2017 18:16
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Jayden/Kaiden/"Aden" names are so last year you stupid goons. Kitschy vintage names are where it's at now.
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May 25, 2017 21:00
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Barudak posted:Please leave my son Montague out of this. Mmmm that's too old. Henry, Orson, Albert, Greta, Beatrice etc more like. I know three baby Henry's
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May 25, 2017 21:28
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Jaxxson and Jax
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May 25, 2017 21:42
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And their sister Everly
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May 25, 2017 21:42
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These quinoa chia wheatgrass cookies are a sure way to win friends at the attachment parenting playgroup! My littles, Adderlyn and Mimsy are sure to get into the Waldorf kindergarten now
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May 25, 2017 22:16
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I signed Bowie up for toddler crossfit and Whisper for girls junior roller derby
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May 25, 2017 22:45
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Barudak posted:I know somebody whose kid does Roller Derby and since they moved to this city shes apparently complaining a lot its not competitive enough which should really be the point where you evalute your life and find out why you arent doing MMA. I know someone whose toddler is in crossfit, because BE ME drat IT Anyway I have to take Abadiah to Let's Play lessons
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May 25, 2017 23:10
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So excited for Amberlynn's first birthday, hope you can make it! I attached a link to the amazon wish list, please do not deviate from it as any toys not on the list will be returned!
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May 26, 2017 13:21
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Panfilo posted:
Excuse you but Pnurtis is going to Regionals with that spinner. We bought an artisanal spinner off Etsy for $320 but can you really put a price on your child's whimsy?
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May 29, 2017 20:22
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"Come on girls, we need to get ready for school! Taylor, Madison, Polk, McKinley, get your stuff we're leaving. Agnew! What did I tell you, young man? You march yourself right back in that room and put on your utilikilt! No son of mine is wearing pants to school. "
" But moooom, Pnurtis always gets to wear pants to Fidget Spinner practice! How mom lets him!"
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I bought this Ergo baby carrier for 275, bringing my babywearing collection up to 8 slings and three carriers at a net worth of $6000
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May 29, 2017 22:50
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*Has a twitter account of the made up funny thing my kid says* Kid: mom is this soy or cashew milk? Me: it's coconut Kid: *muttering* Jesus Christ
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May 29, 2017 23:07
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:More like "buys one $80 wrap, too lazy to watch DVD, tries a couple wrap styles without baby, chucks whole thing in closet and just carries the kid" This but ironically
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May 30, 2017 13:00
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There is currently a measles outbreak and Minneapolis because anti vaxxers used scare tactics about vaccines on immigrants, namely the Somali immigrant community.
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May 30, 2017 15:41
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I can't figure out the goddamn ring sling try as I might. Sorry to those following my mom blog but this is the end *overdoses on essential oils*
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May 30, 2017 17:53
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Took Fenix to the craft brewery for this awesome folk set. Had some great local craft brews with choice eats. Smoked sriracha maple bacon with local micro greens on a toasted peasant bread bun. Off to my shantala infant massage class all, namaste 
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May 30, 2017 19:39
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We're thinking of moving into this tiny house. It's only $60k for 40 sqf and it's right around the corner from this sweet authentic bodega.
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May 30, 2017 20:43
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bradzilla posted:thisthread.jpg Don't post my pic <  >Return Of JimmyJars posted:Lol this is my wife. They even have a thing where they caw at eachother in whole foods. We also have a stroller that was more expensive than my first car. I bought a ring sling and I canny for the life of me wear it correctly. The skinny hippy woman with one small dread and no deodorant that sold it to me made it look so easy
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May 31, 2017 18:18
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Lol@. The diaper genie thing. The crunchy wtf moment I had was learning about "elimination communication". I totally buy used pretty much everything. Clothes in particular esp right now because he's growing so fast and I'm not dumping a truckload of money on clothes made for children by children 54 40 or fuck fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Jun 2, 2017 |
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Jun 2, 2017 00:32
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Space Taxi posted:Be careful what you wish for. One day, the feral forest people will come out of the trees and conquer us all. Then Mother Nature will rule with her children and all will be well
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Panfilo posted:And somehow you'll still be unable to figure out how to get that drat baby sling to work I will wear this baby if it's the last thing I do
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