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https://twitter.com/LAiiLAii_/status/479160797017694208 Not at all setting your child up for isolation and social awkwardness...
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Speedboat Jones posted:There actually was an episode of that UK home makeover show Grand Designs where some bitch designed her house based on the panopticon, and she said that was the intent. I wonder if she knew what she was saying? That is, the actual context of her statement in relation to, you know, every foundational work about prisons. God, I hope she works in marketing/advertising. Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 20:05 on May 25, 2017 |
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alpaca diseases posted:do they provide bags of pre squeezed diaper poo poo so we can train little Caign to go potty on schedule like Pavlovs dogs? lol, that's what drugs are for.
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This is all I see everytime I smoke reefer. I smoke daily.
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phasmid posted:Not having kids, I still don't understand this one. Is it about them fitting in with peers who also have phones - expensive ones, too - or is it just some kind of Helicopter-Parent tracking device for their purposes? Both, and an alternative to Thorazine.
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May 29, 2017 19:16
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etalian posted:The millennial parenting solution when the kid gets angry or bored is just put them in front a Ipad. This, but somehow they think it's better than television...
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May 29, 2017 19:19
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Chomp8645 posted:Really not any different than the last generation's solution being "put them in front of a Nintendo". You're missing the point. Things I did when I was a kid were totally functional and not at all dangerous to my development. It's the way kids are parented now that sucks. Duh.
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May 29, 2017 19:25
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Excuse you but Pnurtis is going to Regionals with that spinner. We bought an artisanal spinner off Etsy for $320 but can you really put a price on your child's whimsy? Yes, it's a $7 GI Joe.
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May 29, 2017 20:32
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phasmid posted:If you look at toys' prices now versus around 20 years ago it's pretty ridiculous. Action figures selling for like 16 bux plus tax? I wouldn't have had many action figures as a kid. Marketing people know millennial parents will buy them so they can secretly collect in the guise of buying presents for their children.
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etalian posted:Takes picture of baby next to Hillary coffee cup. 
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May 29, 2017 22:46
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Rutibex posted:bonsai baby veal?
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May 30, 2017 00:39
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Barudak posted:*Are accosted by armed mugger while out with only son, attempt to reason with him instead of giving into his demands* Alternatively: *gives mugger whole purse before a threat is made* *explains to son that the mugger doesn't want to rob them, he has to*
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*has nervous breakdown when child is 18 and expects parent to pay for all necessary life expenses because un-school was unaccredited and was in no way a pipeline to a college or trade school*
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May 30, 2017 21:06
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phasmid posted:Time to join the army! God I wish the IRL person I was posting about had the backbone.
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CAN U FEEL IT YEAH posted:Did they carry him around in a sling? No, the parent converted to millennial parenting when she got a divorce. You know, substituting her child for a functional relationship then marrying a decent but rich dude that she has little interest in.
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May 30, 2017 22:15
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Panfilo posted:Everyone knows millennials are lazy, and parenting is a ton of work, so it comes to no surprise that a millennial parent is going to stuff their little Wholock in a flowerpot for 22 hours a day. but talk incessantly about how good of a parent they are.
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May 31, 2017 00:04
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Panfilo posted:It's the inverse effect. Women who like to go on about what a good mom they are tend to be terrible, and women that beat themselves up about being a bad mom are decent to good, because being a good parent requires you be at least self aware of your shortcomings and work to improve. Self-awareness kinda stopped being a thing. see: facebook
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*child is so scared of the world outside parents arms that if anything challenges child's preconceived notions they literally have a panic attack* *in an elevator* *while I am there*
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ProperCoochie posted:I hear that compared to previous generations, Millennials are slightly less likely to march into whatever foreign nation their government says to and wildly fire into a crowded marketplace. How dare they not mercilessly and blindly kill whatever persons the corporate controlled government labels the flavor-of-the-decade supreme enemy. The loving nerve. See, this guy gets it!
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