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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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you really learn to cherish those tender moments in the morning as you wake up and slowly remember that vice president mike pence was hosed in the rear end by a horse

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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just thought about the vice president, mike pence's love of the feeling of horse cum shooting into his puckered rear end in a top hat

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Baloogan posted:

do i honestly think mike pence has had a horse in his rear end? no. I don't actually honestly think that.

But I think he has thought about it.

i 100% believe mike pence's hand mouth or rectum has been full of horse semen

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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bump

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i saw this thread and was reminded that mike pence had sexual congress with a horse

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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we do not in fact have confirmation that mike pence has ever had sex with his wife. we do, however, know for sure he has had sex with a horse.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i just remembered mike pence hosed a horse

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i saw a twitter post by karen pence, and was reminded her husband hosed a horse

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i jst rmbrd vp mp fd a hrs

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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happy birthday u old horsefucker u

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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hate to double bump this thread but it is what it says on the label: mike pence hosed a horse

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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another day, another memory of mike pence's cavities filled with horse semen

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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pictured mike pence campaigns with his second wife

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i forgot for a while that mike pence hosed a horse but now im definately remembering mike pence hosed a horse

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blwc8myYLWA

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Roosevelt posted:

no loving way. vice president mike pence?

the very same vice president mike pence, has sex with a horse daily

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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mike pence is wild for horse cock and he doesnt care who knows

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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D1Sergo posted:

I JUST REMEMBERED THAT MIKE PENCE hosed A HORSE

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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crazy cloud posted:

:wrong:

Pence was the receiver, he believes that the best thing for the inside of a man is the outside of a horse

thank you for bringing us back to first principles, this thread was getting a bit outlandish when the simple fact is all that happened is mike pence was penetrated by a horse's throbbing cock

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Zeris posted:

mike pence's silver mane is protein-enriched by the osmotic properties of having his cardiovascular system and digestive tract sustained at a BHC* level of 69%

*blood horse semen content

colloidal horse cum

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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[starting out of a reverie in a cold sweat] OHMYGODMIKEPENCEFUCKEDAHORSE

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Zikan posted:

Vice President pence as you requested here's the report on Texas horses, many are in danger from hurricane har...

https://twitter.com/foxbusiness/status/903299051617005568

couldnt be any worse than the wreckage of his equine-mutilated butthole

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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I remembered.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Thus can my love excuse the slow offence
Of my dull bearer when from thee I speed:
From where thou art why should I haste me thence?
Till I return, of posting is no need.
O! what excuse will my poor beast then find,
When swift extremity can seem but slow?
Then should I spur, though mounted on the wind,
In winged speed no motion shall I know,
Then can no horse with my desire keep pace.
Therefore desire, (of perfect'st love being made)
Shall neigh, no dull flesh, in his fiery race;
But love, for love, thus shall excuse my jade-
Since from thee going, he went wilful-slow,
Towards thee I'll run, and give him leave to go.
-- mike pence, sonnet 51

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21hse2_LlXs

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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thank you.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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my thoughts and prayers for mike pence today as doctors rush to repair his devastated anal cavity

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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an actual dog posted:

sometimes, on special days, mike pence takes two horse cocks at once

they said it couldn't be done, but god bless him he found a way

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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an actual dog posted:

someone just told me mike pence hosed a horse. is that true?

y

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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ajkalan posted:

horse dick

thank you

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Starshark posted:

Unfortunately I find myself reminded again by events beyond my control.



he looks so happy :kimchi:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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does pence prefer an english saddle, a western saddle, or does he prefer to go bareback?????

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Lastgirl posted:

legend tells of a piss tape inserted in a horse rectum and pence plods away to push it further in so that nobody will ever find it

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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crazy cloud posted:

i'm bumping this thread because i remembered that mike pence hosed a horse, it's as simple as that, and next time, i'm just gonna emptyquote

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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mpfah

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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the foals from brazil argentina

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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I Remembered today.

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i have something shameful to admit. i have thought of mike pence fuckign a horse several times without bumping this thread

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