bump this thread every time you remember that mike pence fucked a horse

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fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

TWIST FIST posted:

please also bump this thread every time mike pence fucks a horse

Whelp

# ¿ May 15, 2017 03:12

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 22:44

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

rip in peace mr hands, murdered by the horse's jealous lover, vice-president of the united states mike pence

# ¿ May 22, 2017 00:18

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Lastgirl posted:

this thread got bumped and i was reminded thanks

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 21:43

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The finest surgeons in the world are flown into Indiana every month in order to piece together Vice President Michael Pence's perforated colon

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 17:10

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Olanphonia posted:

did mike pence start guzzling horse semen in an attempt to increase his stamina? weeks later, looking at himself in the mirror after a long night sucking hot horse jizz from his stallion's engorged member did he realize that he was addicted?

Neigh; 'twas love at first sight

# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 03:23

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Celibacy, naturally; he must'nt soil himself for his lover

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 02:30

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That is, to say, his lover, the stallion with whom Vice President Michael Pence makes sweaty barnyard love.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 02:31

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I told my girlfriend that Mike Pence had sex with a horse and she told me I'm an idiot. I still believe.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 04:00

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the thought (of vice president mike pence, sucking and loving a might stallion) is always close at hand, ready to burst into a furious, pounding gallop

# ¿ Jul 2, 2017 01:37

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Thinking about how our vice president, michael pence, sucks and fucks horses, and indeed may this minute be loving, sucking, or otherwise engaging sexually with one or more horses.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 04:58

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Technically true, for 'twas the horse that hosed Mike Pence

# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 15:24

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sometimes i lay awake at night, eyes wide, staring at the ceiling, as the memory comes flooding back; michael pence, vice president of the united states of america, heaving and braying beneath the steaming body of a massive stallion.

i fled the farm that night, never to return.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 02:25

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crazy cloud posted:

You electrocute ten thousand gay mens balls and nobody cares

You take away needle exchanges and cause a heroin addict hiv epidemic and does history take note? Nope.

You get penetrated by ONE horse and make ONE tweet and you're forever the vpotus who fucks horses. smdh.

One horse? You drastically underestimate Mike Pence's equine lust.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 18:55

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

I want to come here, now, to dispel the vicious rumors circling about Vice President Michael Pence and his alleged equine proclivities. Certain persons have claimed that he, Mike Pence, the Vice President of the United States, has once had sexual relations with a horse. This is false. Mike Pence is reamed regularly with mighty horse meat. Question the motives of any who say that it was "youthful experimentation", or any other such nonsense!

# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 19:05

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

just remembered that mike pence, the vp, of the us, of a, is an unabashed horsefucker

# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 04:48

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

Mike Pence prefers purebred Arabian stallions

# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 21:53

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of course

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 20:24

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saw a picture of a white haired dude with a nixon tat, thought it might be pence, so i remembered that this must be what the horse sees

# ¿ Sep 3, 2017 23:54

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jBrereton posted:

True as true can be

# ¿ Sep 5, 2017 17:57

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freckle posted:

I saw that this thread had been bumped and was reminded of the time a throbbing horse cock entered Michael Richard Pence.

holy poo poo

(i remembered)

# ¿ Sep 24, 2017 14:49

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I was on probation and could not post but I want you all to know that the thought, of Mike Pence, the vice president of the United States, being, in those very moments, penetrated with all the fury of a raging stallion, by a raging stallion, was always close at hand, during my ordeal.

# ¿ Sep 30, 2017 16:56

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while i have not forgotten even for a moment, i am, as i write this, in a heightened state, of remembering (that mike pence fucks horses, on the regular)

# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 20:55

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reagan, the horse, regularly fucks mike pence, the vice president, just like reagan, the actor, hosed all of america, the country

# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 00:26

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and as we speak, mike pence is turning over in his bed, clenching his butt cheeks so that it might remain so

# ¿ Oct 14, 2017 05:05

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v-p michael pence
has got an rear end and butt just
brimming with horse nutt

# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 19:41

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Horses nut in Mike Pence's butt.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2017 00:44

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Mike Pence is a horse fucker, true and true

# ¿ Nov 16, 2017 05:54

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an actual dog posted:

we're 46 pages away from the 69th page of the mike pence horse loving thread

On that page, we must close the thread, in order to preserve its transcendent perfection.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2017 20:01

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i told my girlfriend that i hope mike pence dies of a perforated colon but she said that won't happen. reluctantly, i was forced to agree; pence's anus is far too used to receiving horse penises for such an end

# ¿ Nov 27, 2017 20:43

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Flavius Belisarius posted:

I have kind of a confession I really would like you all to be aware of and it's been bothering me for some time.

I'm not sure if I'm alone in this or not, but I actually remember that Mike Pence hosed a horse many more times than I bump this thread.

#metoo #vpotus #mikepence #pence #horsefucker #maga

# ¿ Dec 9, 2017 05:25

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why not both?

for instance, this mike pence character, he both sucks, and fucks, horses

# ¿ Dec 11, 2017 03:40

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The weekend nears, and with it comes mike pences favorite ritual: being hosed by a horse.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2017 02:20

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rated this thread a 5, for the number of horse dicks mike pence has sucked this week

# ¿ Dec 24, 2017 19:25

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Waffle House posted:

Bbbbuuuuuuumppppppp lol dude may in fact love the inside of his horse

Only when those insides come pouring out into his stretched anus, friend.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2017 15:58

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mike pence? that guy, that guy fucks

horses

# ¿ Jan 1, 2018 04:28

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from the look on mike pence's face during the state of the union, i can only assume that the event came at the expense of his weekly equine sojourn

# ¿ Feb 1, 2018 05:54

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Pikavangelist posted:

like he didn't have a horse dildo up his rear end that whole loving speech

obviously, but do you think that is enough to satisfy his inhuman lusts?

# ¿ Feb 1, 2018 14:46

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The Nastier Nate posted:

What�s this I hear about Mike Pence and horses?

he fucks them, friend

# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 19:33

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