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SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

unpacked robinhood posted:

Autistic ladies love getting railed

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Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Someone out there is painting Thomas the tank engine on his cock right now.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


and vice versa

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
there was that woman who used to cover herself with testosterone cream and endlessly jack off in some kind of twig tent burrow in a vacant lot

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


I remember her. But I can't remember her name, she kept a blog about foraging and randomly loving people.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i heard that autistic little girls are really really into horses

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Fartbox posted:

You met a girl who was the hottest girl you've ever seen. Perfect body, perfect face. Just the most gorgeous drat woman ever. Just being close to her makes u hard

BUT

she was RETARDED

and now she wants to SUCK YOUR DICK

What happens next

Arrested Development

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Essentially your brain is a bunch of connections between neurons. Signals go through the connections, but sometimes they randomly go to the wrong neuron. Autism is when the signals rarely go to the wrong neuron. This leads to a very logical and uncreative thought process that adapts slowly. Females are genetically predisposed to have a more adaptive mental system because in history females would often be conquered by different groups of males. Males are genetically predisposed to have a more logical thought process because they would need to solve problems in order to provide for the females and fight other males. This is why there are much more males with autism than females.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Always nice to hear about medical conditions from those who suffer from them.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




Wish I was a dog

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
:biotruths:

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

SamDabbers posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qPFAT4p8Lc

Mary Temple Grandin (born August 29, 1947) is an American professor of animal science at Colorado State University, consultant to the livestock industry on animal behavior, and autism spokesperson. She is one of the first individuals on the autism spectrum to publicly share insights from her personal experience of autism. She invented the "hug box" device to calm those on the autism spectrum. In the 2010 Time 100, an annual list of the 100 most influential people in the world, she was named in the "Heroes" category. She was the subject of the award-winning, semi-biographical film, Temple Grandin.

Putting the autistic fellas to shame. Notice a lack of minecraft and 4chan in that bio

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.
I dated an aspie woman for a bit. She was cool enough and as long as we kept things within her sphere of interest she was fun to date.
She had a ham radio.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

qkkl posted:

Essentially your brain is a bunch of connections between neurons. Signals go through the connections, but sometimes they randomly go to the wrong neuron. Autism is when the signals rarely go to the wrong neuron. This leads to a very logical and uncreative thought process that adapts slowly. Females are genetically predisposed to have a more adaptive mental system because in history females would often be conquered by different groups of males. Males are genetically predisposed to have a more logical thought process because they would need to solve problems in order to provide for the females and fight other males. This is why there are much more males with autism than females.

That's literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard. :downsbravo:

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Something something something

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 06:08 on May 18, 2017

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Oct 15, 2012

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Berious posted:

Putting the autistic fellas to shame. Notice a lack of minecraft and 4chan in that bio

SamDabbers posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qPFAT4p8Lc

Mary Temple Grandin (born August 29, 1947) is an American professor of animal science at My Little Pony University, consultant to the anime industry on train behavior, and autism spokesperson. She is one of the first individuals on the autism spectrum to publicly share insights from her personal experience of Minecraft. She invented the "captcha" device to calm those on 4chan. In the 2010 Time 100, an annual list of the 100 most influential people in the world, she was named in the "Meme" category. She was the subject of the award-winning, semi-biographical film, Temple Grandin.

Is that more to your liking?

Jim Flatline
Sep 23, 2015

tardwrangler posted:

there was that woman who used to cover herself with testosterone cream and endlessly jack off in some kind of twig tent burrow in a vacant lot

Fay Kane

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

unpacked robinhood posted:

Autistic ladies love getting railed

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Did some one already post Al Bundy saying "Uh... No Pick." ? If not please do so, tia

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Snatch Duster posted:

girls become women when they turn 18

its not hard dude

If you see a sign that says "hot nude girls" for a stripper club it's probably.not going to be 10 year olds idiot

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Moron clown fucker

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

Dzhay posted:

Hilariously, this is partially the fault of Ali G's cousin.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Baron-Cohen

I read a good chunk of the wiki. i couldnt really tell why its harder to find in women? Its mentioned that aspergers is an extreme male behavior, and that men have the tendency to systemize vs empathize (which is what women do)

Wouldnt this mean an autistic woman is more noticeable as she is so different in behavior? Or was his research just so male focused that he missed more subtle cues with women.

Also he points out geeks loving other geeks can produce autism, and a lot of programmers in silicon valley are autistic... I think it says more about silicon valley than programmers inherently

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

peanut butter bae

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
Miss Montana, 2012: Autist


putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

Miss Montana, 2012: Autist




i'd run a train on her

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

putrid aidsman posted:

i'd run a train on her

Can I be your hazardous chemical tank car?

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

I remember watching some porn many years ago with this girl who was most probably an aspie. It was all solo stuff in her bedroom with her stuffed animals on the bed

She would wear headphones the whole time and looked really , out of place.

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
There's probably a lot more floating around than we know. My wife has someone in her family who is missing part of her cerebellum. She has the maturity level of a teenager but is otherwise normal / cute. She's 24 and engaged. Guy has no clue.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


i kept thinking "wow, what a weirdo", as i jerked off to the autistic girl

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

There's a category on Pornhub called "autistic porn videos".

Time to move on from the deaf women category.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Tinfoil Papercut posted:

Miss Montana, 2012: Autist




I'd put it in her Butte.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

There's a category on Pornhub called "autistic porn videos".

Is this porn for autistics or porn with autistics in it?

Krustic
Mar 28, 2010

Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

Miss Montana, 2012: Autist




I kept coming back to this thread with the hope someone would post a hot autistic lady. Thank you.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Krustic posted:

I kept coming back to this thread with the hope someone would post a hot autistic lady. Thank you.

Eh she's just sort of meh.

Krustic
Mar 28, 2010

Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Eh she's just sort of meh.

I like her looks but it's ok that you feel that way. Feel free to post your ideal autistic beauty.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Krustic posted:

I like her looks but it's ok that you feel that way. Feel free to post your ideal autistic beauty.

Well, for starters, she has to have a VERY circular anus. :colbert:

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Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

At this point how can we tell the real autists from the fakes

I could go out and buy 20 fidget spinners right now and everyone would automatically think I'm one

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