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maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

OctaviusBeaver posted:

If I was going to suicide bomb a concert I would definitely shell out for the nice seats.

it's probably more densely packed in the cheaper seats :shrug:

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maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
i haven't heard anyone rule out spontaneous human combustion as a cause

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

a bone to pick posted:

Has Sadiq Khan come out and assured everyone this is just a normal part of living in a city?

the problem with drastically reducing the amount of terrorist bombings since the 70s is now entitled shits run crying the theresa may every time one little nail bomb goes off

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
did they used to want to glass ireland every time a trash can exploded in the 70s?

or was that different because white people were doing the bombing?

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Skypie posted:

I think you'll find those people didn't represent Christian belief at all but a Muslim bomber speaks for literally every single follower of Islam on the planet.

i think the key point here is that irish people are white.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

DrPlump posted:

Are they really?

we're excusing their terrorism as the acts of a few disturbed radicals, so the irish are clearly white.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

DrPlump posted:

How do you know for sure is there a website to track which cultures are white?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_people

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Helical Nightmares posted:

That actually does annoy me. Stop loving with the odds of the best casino game.

what are the one true white man odds

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

I see 6:5 in Vegas all the time

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
3D women are haram

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
I wonder what Bernie Sanders (who would have won) would have had to say if he were president of the world right now

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Piss de Bundy posted:

lol there was literally a retard saying no actually, the iraq war was good just above us. how funny is that poo poo. you destroyed iraq and completely hosed the middle east. all those refugees flooding into europe are part to blame on george w bush being one of the worst presidents of all time

i think if you check the tapes, you'll find that obama was president when we decided invading iraq was a bad idea

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Piss de Bundy posted:

alcohol is bad for your health, destroys you mentally and physically. pork is disgusting, a filthy animal, full of disease

islam is trying to help you

i'm not racist, but muslims have the best hash

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

EX250 Type R posted:

like a forum of 'radical leftists' that hate guns and love big government

gently caress you i make sweet love to each of my revolver's six chambers every night :911:

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
has it been long enough i can ask if there's any cool gore photos out without sounding like a jerk?

asking for a friend.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Pawl posted:

I have finally joined the elite club of GBS posters that get called trump white supremacists (even though I'm an immigrant that lives in Canada)

All it took was triggering somebody in the warhammer 40k thread

I think I'll just keep this avatar for a while, it's funny/sad how much effort that person went through to feel superior about which kind of plastic miniatures they play with

i once saw a yard with a confederate flag flying when i detoured for some tim horton's in windsor

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Snatch Duster posted:

That is what the media really needs to do, is publish death of people so folks realize how horrific it all is. instead we get to see some tween with rabbit ears on her head standing next to like 5 cops or image of a staged dead Arab boy.

Give us WAR PORN cnn, it is your job. Shut up about two scoops and fake anonymous sources.

yeah so many people are insensitive like that. someone should post links so we can talk about how insensitive it is.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

maskenfreiheit posted:

yeah so many people are insensitive like that. someone should post links so we can talk about how insensitive it is.

so many people like to stir the pot about "false flags" - pictures of the victims would put a stop to that.

gory pictures

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
has anyone raised the possibility of a false flag

w/o cool rotten.com style gore pictures people might start asking questions

*taps foot impatiently*

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
old GBS would have hooked me up with gore on page 1 :colbert:

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Snatch Duster posted:

You need to pick more fights with the hill voters.

i posted in a d&d thread asking why a global economic crash would be a bad thing, that filled me up for a few days

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
hot take: all religion is equally terrible, join me in the glorious embrace of agnosticism, the one true ethos

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
i mean, at this point no-one actually believes in god.

people pretend to be in on the joke because there are social benefits to going with the flow.

now that we have advanced science we should probably just ban all religion.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Agag posted:

Sounds easy.

might be easier to change the official religion. right now it's what in england... anglical? protestant? able-to-get-divorced-ism?

we could switch it to something more civilized like LaVeyan Satanism

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
civilization peaked with the pierogi

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

DrPlump posted:

Atheism is in a hard spot. A large portion of people ego support it would stop if it started a crusade against other religions.

Uh, Atheism is just as bad. An atheist would reject the existence of god even if presented evidence of god's existence.

Agnosticism is the only pure path.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

spacetoaster posted:

Filthy neutral.

chaotic neutral #madlads

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

ArbitraryC posted:

That's p much exactly wrong. Most agnostics are just atheists afraid of the label.

I can't be wrong I read a Wikipedia article once

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

ArbitraryC posted:

I mean you can feel free to google about it if you want but the distinction isn't "refuses to believe in god even if presented with evidence".

As an American I'm pretty sure I'm not wrong

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
anyone who looks at anything except amateur milf porn from reddit is probably a pedo

:goonsay:

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
seriously, if you watch anything other than milf porn you're probably a pedo sheesh

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
in all serious wanting to date (not just gently caress) women who can't even go to a bar you are probably a bit of a pedo

like yeah, hotties are hot but if you're forming a deep emotional connection with women who haven't finished college :redflag: :redflag: :redflag: :redflag: :redflag:

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

PathAsc posted:

Christina Hendricks, Jessica Alba, Tricia Helfer, Rachel McAdams. All women I would not date nor touch because they aren't octogenarians.

dark angel era jessica alba was my first celebrity crush, i truly am a monster

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

some guy on the bus posted:

Ariana Grande was only 7 years old when we were doing All Your Base stuff. You didn't think about that, did you?

pre:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

some guy on the bus posted:

I just looked at Ariana's Wikipedia page. She looks like she's some kind of furry too. She wants to be a cat or something. What's that about? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariana_Grande

stop, my penis can only get so erect

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
Mass surveillance doesn't stop terrorists

FBI literally warned Brits that bombers gonna bomb:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/fbi-warned-mi5-january-manchester-attack-bomber-salman-abedi-manchester-arena-a7760756.html

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maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Zo posted:

uh that just proves mass surveillance does, in fact, stop terrorists. if the government wants to stop terrorists. mini mohammed here wouldn't have been able to get into new york or whatever since the FBI clearly had him on a high priority list.

on the other hand, the UK's policy is explicitly designed to let in terrorists so I'm sure they got exactly what they wanted - proving that they aren't racist by letting terrorists blow them up. well i gotta admit, UK, at least you aren't racist.

we warn them about so many of these types they can't afford to surveill them all.

checkmate cryptofascists

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