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who is the biggest fail club
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arsenal 9223372036854775807 100.00%
not arsenal 1 0.00%
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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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this all checks out

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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I'll be glad when the Mendy deal is announced because it means City aren't buying Alex Sandro.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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The Sun said today that Stoke are going to buy Rooney for £45m, and I've never wanted a transfer rumor to be true as much as this one

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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https://twitter.com/LaCroqueta6/status/869177119783477249

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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lol that Bravo to Man City is the 4th most expensive keeper transfer fee of all time

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/869269841575915525
Assuming this actually happens tomorrow, this is a great get for Milan, and at a price that isn't really outrageous

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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https://mobile.twitter.com/acmilan/status/869478618979856384
done deal

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Spalletti is officially out at Roma. He's expected to sign with Inter soon.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Brony Car posted:

Are things that bad at Roma? I don't know why he would leave now that he'd finally be free of Totti-related issues if he stayed.

They've had a big overhaul of the entire front office over the past couple of months, I think they just want to bring in someone else.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Her Dryer posted:

Rangers are apparently signing Bruno Alves, is he still any good? Seems a good signing.

He didn't seem embarrassingly bad whenever I saw him this year. So he'll probably be fine.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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I'd never heard of Ryan Sessegnon until I just now googled "liverpool sessegnon transfer rumor" and before that I was really confused about why Tottenham and Liverpool were in a bidding war for Stephane Sessegnon.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Dortmund are now rumored to be in for Schick, he'd probably be a great fit as a replacement for PAE.

Hopefully he goes to Juve though :clint:

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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https://twitter.com/atletienglish/status/870195378301415424

They claim that they're still going to buy players this summer but wait to register them until January.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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https://mobile.twitter.com/footballitalia/status/870251376072421377
:henget:

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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aellisr posted:

Does Salah play centrally for Roma? I feel like investing in more wide attacking threats is just buying Mane insurance and neglecting a Daniel Sturridge sized question mark up top for us.

He does not, he plays on the right in a 4-2-3-1 with Dzeko up front.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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sassassin posted:

Fully Schick /vangaalvoice

Will need to incorporate that into my next av

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Sandwolf posted:

Honestly, I can't even think of what else Juve need. Some capable backup for Higuain (Schick will do) and Donnarumma (with maybe a year loan back to Milan) seal it for me.

Sturaro logged a lot of minutes this year. I'd like for that to not happen in the future.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Meat Wagon posted:

Stoke are apparently signing big shitter Darren Fletcher. Good to see we're commited to bringing the average age of the team down.

They did
https://mobile.twitter.com/stokecity/status/870317075553800197

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Reina's agent met with ADL today and then released a statement saying he'll be staying at Napoli.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Isn't Salah on some 3 year loan or something to Roma

That was Cuadrado to Juve, and they recently made it a permanent transfer.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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fat greasy puto posted:

why would bale go to united

they'll probably pay him a million pounds per week

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Mancini is trying to get Balotelli to transfer to Zenit. I can't think of a worse idea.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Roma have to make like €30m in sales by June 30 to meet FFP regulations, so it still seems likely that Salah will be sold to Liverpool. Maybe if Inter end up buying Rudiger for a lot of money soon it would complicate things from Liverpool's perspective.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Morata owns, looking forward to his eventual return home to Juve someday.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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My current favorite stupid trend in transfer rumors is this Juve account that shows transfer targets with their shirts molting away into becoming Juve kits.

trem_two fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Jun 11, 2017

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Could you post a smaller picture

lol sorry - was phone posting and didn't realize it was a thumbnail

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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According to TWITTER Juve are getting N'Zonzi for €40m and Iniesta for €7m as their midfield acquisitions this summer, which is hilarious and amazing

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Porto's Andre Silva was photographed with Jorge Mendes at Milan's training facility today, apparently it's all done but the announcement, €38m.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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And now it's done
https://mobile.twitter.com/acmilan/status/874284412166447104

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Sandwolf posted:

I'd actually be cool with buying Morata back. I know Madrid wouldn't whanna strengthen a European rival, but he'd be such nice compliment to Higuain. Whereas Higuain is happy to slam 3 past Empoli, Morata will sneak 2 past Madrid in the last ten minutes of a game.

Give us Morata back you fascist bastards.

Not happening this summer for sure, Schick is going to be the striker purchase.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Gigi Galli posted:

He's great imo.

:agreed:

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Gigi Galli posted:

What would you like it to be

"This transfer window looks super depressing for Man United so far" - PirateBob, June 3rd.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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this happened today too
https://twitter.com/Everton/status/875375126002499588

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Apparently Niang is in Liverpool to sign with Everton too.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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https://twitter.com/footballespana_/status/875640822716170240
🤔

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Blue Star Error posted:

Has anyone said AC Mulan yet?

There's next season's Serie A thread title

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Higuain posted a goodbye message to Dani Alves on Instagram but then quickly deleted it. So Alves probably really is going to Chelsea.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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pik_d posted:

It may end up that Dani Alves is actually reuniting with Pep at City. Bit of a stopgap replacing 33/34 year old and slow right backs with a better and faster 34 year old right back though.

Looks like this is the case, €5m fee.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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News: https://twitter.com/NFFC/status/876031664815779842

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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elbkaida posted:

He's not even a guaranteed starter with Arsenals mediocre midfield, no idea how that makes Ox a target for Chelsea and Liverpool as anything more than a squad filler

Probably has at least partially to do with meeting a quota of English/homegrown players or something like that.

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