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who is the biggest fail club
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arsenal 9223372036854775807 100.00%
not arsenal 1 0.00%
Total: 23 votes
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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Thirteenth Step posted:

3 years, christ

This owns, he's going to do his Achilles or something and be out forever now

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I can't wait to see some Championship cloggers taking swipes at Terry

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Jose posted:

newcastle should sign some players imo

Yeah this sounds like it would be nice

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Jose posted:

despite having a bunch of keepers of varying quality we're now being linked with Hart. He's an upgrade but we could do with some other players more

Yeah this is a bit of a weird one, maybe Lejeune will finally sign this week

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




This video gave me AIDS

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Thirteenth Step posted:

villa should be docked points for that whatsapp thing

They already signed John Terry

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



kcer posted:



like a new signing!!!

Also Henri Saivet, Manu Rivière, Krul, and Armstrong! Throw in Gouffran there too, maybe.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




Jfc

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Big Vurn going to be a cult hero at Leeds, book it

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Demba Ba owns though

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



What is Koeman thinking with this

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



They should have just reported it as a straight swap and then some money appeared in an account registered to a dog.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Why is Ashley Williams full name spelled out?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Blue Star Error posted:

Its clearly just paper talk, £8.5m is a joke price for a young English winger

If they're a winger, good chance Newcastle get linked with them. See also: Ojo, Navas, Traore

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



trem_two posted:

Dani Alves has apparently signed with PSG instead of Man City

Release all the full backs and now this. Yes.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Bacon Terrorist posted:

How much was Sissoko again?

30m

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



trem_two posted:

Yeah that was exactly my thought too.

In other news
https://twitter.com/Tuzos/status/885790452343087104

Haha what the gently caress

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



If a fat gypsy like Gignac can hack it there's hope for any player to die in a barrel filled with acid

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Javier Manquillo is having a medical for Newcastle, this is some fail poo poo

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Vegetable posted:

the shine on that newcastle kit is ridiculous

It's a requirement from the new sponsor

A blue/shine or reflection is considered a sign of great luck or fortune in your future. By adding it to the kit this signifies that the team I'm making this up will in turn have success this year. You'll see the blue shine on other club related stuff as well

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




I thought he retired

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Why would you sell Coutinho for a mountain of cash, who would you replace him with that didn't cost an equally ridiculous amount after everyone saw the fee?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



sebzilla posted:

If Neymar is going for over £200M then surely Howson is £250M minimum

€500m certainly

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Diva Cupcake posted:

Neymar for 200m, Suarez for 65m. loving hell Liverpool suck at selling players.

Yeah it's definitely comparable several years on

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Newcastle offloaded Daryl Murphy and signed Javier Manquillo

Forest gave Murphy a 3 year deal, he's 34 :wtc:

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Stoke are going to get relegated this season

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Jose posted:

jack wilshere might be off to turkey

When you poo poo it up in Turkey where's the next stop? Greece? china?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



No, replacing one of the worlds best CB with a garbage man midfielder isn't bonkers at all.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



CyberPingu posted:

Van Dijk has been left out of Southampton's pre season tour. So rumours ahoy.

I'm shocked, just shocked, that the guy who has been training alone doesn't go on the preseason tour.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



He'll be the new martial imo

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Burning Rain posted:

if Mbappe is sold I'd wager there's a clause saying that he has to be loaned back to Monaco for the first season. he needs to play, and i'm not sure if he'd always be picked for the Real's starting XI, whereas Monaco would definitely benefit from him.

Yeah I'm sure Real loving Madrid are signing someone for a world record fee to loan them back are you thick

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Jose posted:

newcastle are signing someone called mikel merino from dortmund

I've definitely heard of him

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



players normally pay the release clause themselves and get a fat signing on bonus to magically equal the same fee from the new club

this isn't really any different except for the amount but if you're an oil rich sheikh who gives a gently caress

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



weird that the shadiest organization's financial prudence system doesn't stop corruption

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Neymar should hold his head high and not take a small fortune to play for one slightly more corrupt team instead of the other

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Jose posted:

Neymar taking loads of money from Qatar to be the head of their world cup or whatever on the understanding he'd sign for PSG after buying out his contract and signing for Real instead would own

Agreed I'd enjoy this immensely

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




Cis white men

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Vegetable posted:

Monaco have supposedly increased Mbappe's asking price to £178 million.

This owns

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Barca can swoop in and get Howson now than Madrid are tied up with Mbappe

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