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Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Misdemeanors are basically slap on the wrists. Fuckin A.

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Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Just started House of Cards fifth season and I hope Trump caught a Twitter ad for it thinking nobody knows what it is and he starts openly quoting Frank Underwood at some point soon.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/mviser/status/869990063513362432

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/870030096865873921

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/870068516615016448

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/mikememoli/status/870365489477943296

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Gortarius posted:

You know, I understand that your president is a irredeemable retard, but who wrote this speech? All he is doing is going in circles saying the same thing over and over again. His occasional ad libbing is like a whiplash that reminds me what a clown he is and then he returns to the speech to say the same thing he just said a minute ago once more.

"We will......... leave.......... the paris...... climate accords. It is bad.... for the United.... States. We are going.... to leave... the paris accord... behind. -*Bad deal, tremendeously bad, let me tell ya*- ..............We will do so because... the deal... is not in the United States'.... best interest. Millions of... coal jobs... are lost..... we are spending 100000 trillion.... in this deal.... to pay for.... all other countries.... in the world......................................"


Does he read with these constant pauses in his speech because he is trying to be dramatic or does he have this much trouble reading?

This is embarrassing to watch.

It's because he's so unbelievably fat and slowly dying

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Spaced God posted:

Oh by the way, here's something fun.
https://twitter.com/rustysunshine/status/871756450422341633

The only ways you can really reduce delays like Trump wants is to build more runways (NIMBYs won't let that happen even if the godemperor says so) or reduce the minimum separation distance between aircraft.
So who wants to fly in formation from LA->JFK and hope nothing goes wrong? :haw:

I already have an incredible fear of flying so this is cool and good news and not at all horrifying

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Warner is savage

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

You know already this is firing up all of Comey's boys at the FBI

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Cimber posted:

any bombshells so far?

P i s s
T a p e
I s
R e a l

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

DUNKED

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

"Lordy I hope there are tapes"

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

"Why didn't you tell the president like a five year old that he can't do this?"

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Piss tapes are on Comey's Plex server, confirmed

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

"Had plenty with Obama"

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

COMEY 2020

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/AP/status/874619534027743236

Ambassador Rodman

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

This dude looks like he'd flip for anything

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

You know they have poo poo on this guy and he's digging himself even deeper. This owns.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

It was unfortunate he shot me but it was his right to bare arms, he says from a hospital bed.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

loving dangerous libtards!

*takes over a federal building in Oregon armed to the teeth*

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Trump can barely read

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/mviser/status/880494665560141828

When the billionaire white man who is president gets treated unfairly, he's going to lash out.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

At least she manages to look everybody she talks to the in eye. At once.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/politico/status/880511194959892480

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Live stream of UN council on North Korea
http://www.politico.com/live

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/fart/status/889926257764429824

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

*extremely loud Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays*

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000/status/892104891966947328

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

boner confessor posted:

north korea has its own weird bespoke internet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwangmyong_(network)

Hell fuckin yeah Costco

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

the black husserl posted:

Yeah holy poo poo, why aren't people posting more from that memo? It's loving unbelievable:


He actually has some (sadly) effective strategy in all the lunacy, I have no idea why Trump doesn't have a media team producing daily "meme-able" moments. Everyone knows they would be huge and would overshadow his fuckups. If idiot 9 year olds can do it on Vine, why can't Trump?

I would say the closest he came was the time he took a picture with a taco bowl that said "I love Hispanics!" While I think the amount of backfired racist memes that would come out of that White House would be amazing, I'm sure whichever adults are in the room have already shut that idea down.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Maybe he's just resigning because he hates waking up every day

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010


Imagine being this loving stupid

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Javes posted:

So if sanctions haven't worked so far, and it's clear that the DPRK will eventually be able to put a nuclear warhead on an ICBM, what policy options remain save for nuclear war? Continued sanctions and accept that a rogue state is a nuclear power?

Yes

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

To be completely honest that Trump quote sounds basically like all the other useless poo poo that has come out of his mouth with no result because there's luckily some folks with a level head keeping an eye on this moron.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

You shouldn't keep going with it.

Think of the potential tradeoffs.

There is a small % chance that the world is going to end this year. But over a 30+ year timeline, that % chance is nearly 100.

Is it worth the risk of wasting the few years of your life left, or maybe the few years of normalcy left, just to have a comma on your bank statement?

dude what the gently caress

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

I thought the world ended five years ago due to the Mayans

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/passantino/status/895043437367410688

Air Pirates of Guam is a dope fuckin name

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Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010


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