Ben Roethlisberger Football Douchebag of the Year Se7en

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fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Pats Fans

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 14:23

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 18:05

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Jason Whitlock

# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 13:50

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Zurreco posted:

T*m Br*dy

# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 23:49

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

korrandark posted:

Bill Belichick

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 14:25

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Kaep People

# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 14:08

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Frank Clark

# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 14:19

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

seiferguy posted:

gently caress Tom Brady now and forever.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 06:34

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

seiferguy posted:

Tom Brady is a piece of poo poo.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 05:58

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

fsif posted:

Clay Travis is a hot take guy on FS1 who does morning college football pregame shows. It's his job to make lists like this. Please.

Tom Brady on the other hand, just in the past year...

continued his shitfit over being caught cheating

called his wife a liar

promoted Donald Trump and acted all “aw shucks I'm just a simple guy” when confronted

said he can play until his mid-forties

agreed to pose on the cover of Madden and made a dumb video about how the curse isn't real

hawks bullshit fad diet gear and quack science

continued to cheat by subverting the salary cap

probably cheated in some way he hasn't been caught at yet

enabled a cult of sycophants that pounce on any suggestion he did something not elite

STOLE MONEY FROM DEVELOPMENTALLY DISABLED CHILDREN

looked liked this

Yeah, this pretty well sums up my views as well. Clay Travis may be a worthy douche, but one that is 100% avoidable, particularly if you don't follow college football. Hell, I had never even heard of him prior to this contest. And what he does (Say stupid poo poo to rile up listeners) is done by so many other hot take artists it has become white noise at this point. Brady's poo poo is more widespread and largely unavoidable if you follow the NFL to any degree, not to even get into all the douchy poo poo enumerated in fsif's list.

Tom Brady.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 21:35

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 18:05

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Spanos family for all the bullshit other people already listed in better detail.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 04:43

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