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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Can you poop without peeing?
 
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maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
 I had to give a stool sample once and they wanted poo only - NO PEE.

Told me to put down Satan wrap to catch the poo but NO PEE NOT EVEN A LITTLE SPLASH

couldn't pull it off so I ended up peeing super hard so I'd piss into the tub while forcing a log out onto Saran Wrap 💩😎💦🛁

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maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
 😈

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maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
 what if i poo, and at that same moment, semen comes out, would that satisfy the bet?

* # ¿ May 25, 2017 00:59
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maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
 asking for a friend

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maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

scrubs season six posted:

It's physiologically impossible to poop without peeing (assuming there's urine in your bladder, of course).

It's also impossible to ejaculate without pooping.

I am a doctor.

PM me

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maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

dead gay son posted:

You guys made this thread kinda hot
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maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
 Life hack: if you don't like someone you can poop in cistern (:airquote: "upper deck" :airquote:) of their toilet

* # ¿ May 26, 2017 06:18
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maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Carl Seitan posted:

Well they both come out of my penis, so no.

birds poo and pee from the same hole hello bird person

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Dec 30, 2004
 💩😎💦

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