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Name (First & Last): Soup Athanatos Birthday: March 27 Birth Year (1999-2001): 2000 Height: 6''5 Weight: 260 City: Bortville Country: USA Position: LW Number: 1 Handedness: RW Pick one of the paths to the Pros: College Player Type: Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Chicks dig Shots on Goal and Big hits: Byfuglien Forward Player Types: Two-Way Forward
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# ¿ May 24, 2017 23:50 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 06:58 |
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University of Nebraska Omaha
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# ¿ May 26, 2017 22:21 |
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Hockles posted:Central Scouting Preseason 2018 NHL Draft Projections Projected high? Better hit my twitter up and delete all the times I said "I love boobies"
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# ¿ May 30, 2017 08:43 |
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a false posted:another year, another hall of fame athanatos drafted by the leafs well poo poo
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2017 16:14 |
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*googles how to play left wing*
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2017 20:08 |
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Hockles posted:All-Stars Where is the fan vote, assholes.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 03:45 |
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aunt jemima posted:And with only 60 GP too. Is there a way to determine if that was due to injury? I'm guessing so if his role was 2nd line. I Nancy Kerrigan'd you in the parking lot after practice so I could keep more ice time
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 01:18 |
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Hockles posted:Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) Chicks* Dig Shots On Goal *(and award voters)
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 08:36 |
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COL -- Soup Athanatos is 1st Line FWD COL -- Aunt Jemima is a 2nd Line FWD That's right.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2017 06:59 |
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Rolling down the streets of Denver in my newly bought Escalade playing "I'm so paid" with the windows down
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 17:51 |
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Hockles posted:
gently caress is this? I think running over those school children while riding dirty around Denver did not help me get ASG votes. Still paid though.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 01:11 |
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Hockles posted:NHL Awards[/b][/u] Good poo poo boys. Gotta get that back-to-back. Hockles posted:COL - re-signed Aunt Jemima to a $29.6mil/3yr contract MONEY FORT FIGHT (Can I borrow 100k?) Hockles posted:2022-23 Opening Night Info Guess you can use all that time while I start the game to count your money. Hockles posted:CBJ - signed UFA Coach Hockles to a $19.2mil/3yr contract You're loving dead to me.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 08:28 |
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aunt jemima posted:Check the TOI tho Start the game then head off to sign all the autographs the fans want
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 17:26 |
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aunt jemima posted:Ouch, first round exit for the avs. Zero points in 6 playoff games for me and a -5. Glad I'm the highest paid player in the sim You are sucking up all our team money and not scoring any points?! I should join Hockles
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 18:08 |
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You did this to us AJ. Your gross contract ran off Hockles and that was the end of the big 3. We got no All-Star, we aint even going to make the playoffs. Are you happy with yourself in that big rear end money fort?
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 08:57 |
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aunt jemima posted:so Colorado has two all-stars on our top line but is also second to last in points The ESPN 30 for 30 will be about how your greed ruined our roster and what could have been a dynasty.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 23:28 |
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fits posted:colorado noooo We need to run AJ off the team, you poo poo is his locker, I'll let 3 psi out of each of his tires per day.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 01:08 |
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gently caress Colorado, I want out of here, what a crock of poo poo organization. Nobody in their right mind would want to be there. Such a poo poo show. "Sir we want to give you 34 million dollars" Home sweet home, Colorado.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 04:01 |
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We're BACK BABY!aunt jemima posted:Another day another dollar. Hey this guy's a Communist!
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 04:15 |
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wtf is with my ASG votes? I'm top 5 goal scorer every year
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 02:48 |
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Turdsdown Tom posted:looks like we both just got juked the gently caress out of our rightful place in the most meaningless game of the season We are starting our own All Star Game. Rule number 1 no aunt jemima
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 09:04 |
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So close. Couldn't overcome AJ's -2 in the playoffs. What a jerk
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 23:48 |
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aunt jemima posted:Back in the ASG and back in the basement standings-wise I think I gave up on life
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2017 04:55 |
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I feel it in the air. Colorado. Title Town once again. For too many season AJ has held us back. His money grubbing ways keeping this team from a 2nd cup. But not this year. This is the year. Book it.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 01:11 |
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Big money AJ putting up 2 goals and a -9 in the playoffs. All that money is a boat anchor
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 07:32 |
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Pleads posted:Wow swept in the finals way to put your best foot forward Avs Nice nice, well done looking good boys... wait, what's that? There is a 3rd Colorado player? son of a
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 22:07 |
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After the playoffs, I bought some Ad Space in downtown Colorado:Hockles posted:Comments It worked.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 00:26 |
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Soup plays hockey his brain isnt super good.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 00:29 |
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The greatest player Colorado has ever had walks off into the sunset. They hang his number up in the rafters.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2017 19:58 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 06:58 |
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Thanks Hockles, you're a peach
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2017 16:49 |