2017 NFL OTA / Training camp - Kelvin Benjamin roundest shape of his life

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sean10mm posted:

I remember when people said Dez Bryant was overweight at his pro day, and he really wasn't fat at all.

This is... something else entirely.

For reference, "fat" Dez lol:

If that's fat....then I wanna be fat.

# ¿ May 30, 2017 21:57

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 19:25

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Intruder posted:

I can't remember who but someone posted about loving the James Harrison TD in the Superbowl because he loves fat guy TDs

Getting made fun of after that Superbowl pick 6 must have really bothered him.

# ¿ May 31, 2017 15:54

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MacheteZombie posted:

Sounds like they need the services of one Colin Kaepernick

Hahahahaha as much as I don't want Luck hurt in any way, I would love for this to happen.

Edit:

https://twitter.com/HolderStephen/status/874666862394605568

CMike is back y'all!!!

pubic works project fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Jun 13, 2017

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 21:08

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wandler20 posted:

Muscle Hamster is back!

https://twitter.com/JennaLaineESPN/status/875368970815062016

I prefer Dougernaut.

But god drat he looks jacked.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 16:17

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Ehud posted:

dolphins camp starts tomorrow

reminder for all of you

https://twitter.com/omarkelly/status/890355242013011968

Print the shirts?

# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 01:03

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fsif posted:

Plaid shorts are the worst.

I love plaid shorts. We should hang out so I can wear them in front of you.

Kalli posted:

Dolphins ain't the only team with hacks

Hahahahaha. Owned.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 20:31

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Blitz7x posted:

Iirc ACL tears are pretty easy to diagnose so maybe it's another partial tear and they're just trying to see how bad it is? Or maybe a really bad sprain?

The fact that it's taking forever should be I guess semi-comforting?

IANAD but isn't a really bad sprain still a tear, but a minor one?

# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 16:17

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This does suck, but they should go out and sign Kap. He might be mediocre, but I think he'd do well with that offense. And he's a better runner than Tanny.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 17:28

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Ehud posted:

I would rather eat a turd!!

Print the shirts!

# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 14:47

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corn on the cop posted:

https://twitter.com/ryanohalloran/status/894934309441818625

go jags

hahahahahahahahahaha

# ¿ Aug 8, 2017 22:07

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Randaconda posted:

Stop being mean.

I'm sorry bro. If it makes you feel better, I'm laughing at my own dumb team too. I have a feeling Luck is going to miss time.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 15:30

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wandler20 posted:

Dolphins have a really strange hatred for Grimes. It's cool, we'll take him, he's very good. Can't wait for him to pick 6 ~~Tannehill~~ Cutler in week one.

Better hope he doesn't miss Week 1 first.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 17:07

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Randaconda posted:

The Colts don't deserve nice things, anyway.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 17:42

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https://twitter.com/mchappell51/status/895689442572107777

Welp...

# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 22:19

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wandler20 posted:

https://twitter.com/mike_e_kaye/status/897108814578798592

At this point it's just sad.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2017 16:01

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Blitz7x posted:

at least Mark Davis looks like he gives a poo poo

Well at least about football. He doesn't look like he gives a poo poo about his hair.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2017 21:25

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Kalli posted:

That is the worst uniform I have ever seen.

We live in a universe that has the Steeler Jailhouse Bumblebee unis.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2017 22:06

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 19:25

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Jacksonville just needs to sign Kap.

C'mon Khan, make it happen!

# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 16:12

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