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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYTB9-s2j9M

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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Rev 2 pc misses being game of the month by a day.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
The sanctity of the memescape

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
My favorite end boss is the production team for near a tomato.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Macaluso posted:

I'm gettin a hankerin to play through Final Fantasy VII again but I'm too lazy to dig my PS2 out of my closet. And apparently the PC version of the game is historically bad. This is the worst situation to happen in the history of the world

Do you not have anything past a ps2? It's on ps3 and ps4 and psp and vita.

edit; too late

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
They almost designed whatever the gently caress that is to look like a Splatoonerz. So close yet so far.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Not shown is yet another wire needed as you'll have to plug your phone into a wall to have it not die on you.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I'm really bad at unskippable cutscenes

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Safer Sephiroth

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Pigbuster posted:

The best final boss is Jumpin' Jack Flash.

I cried when the aliens were defeated.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

In Training posted:

ive never been able to beat this piece of poo poo

I only tried like a dozen times or so but I gave up. Whenever I got close to winning it was just TIME FOR BLACK HOLE

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Larryb posted:

Death is Strange, main character is Chloe as a ghost.

It's actually Afterlife Is Strange

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Arcadia Bay Strikes Back

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Florida isn't part of America

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Jay Rust posted:

I think I preferred anime chat

Anime food chat?

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I was moved to tears by the story of Labrys actually

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Also Freddy Krueger as Scarecrow (no. 2?)

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
*truck Simulator with podcasts goin'

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
butt fart, Washington DC

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Cowcaster posted:

they at least had to create the semblance of some original art for these. there's literally a kung fu panda and sylvester stallone in there

Actually according to the translate function on my phone that's not Sylvester Stallone it's
THE FIRST DROP OF BLOOD MUST FIRST GET A HERO ?




I think I can guess what they're going for there, but why?

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Finally two block-shaped men can marry each other.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Just quoting this to remember to read it after lunch because I can't even imagine.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
But spaceflight and procedurally generated planets were causing some problems. “They were creating planets and they were able to drive around it, and the mechanics of it were there,” said a person who worked on the game. “I think what they were struggling with was that it was never fun. They were never able to do it in a way that’s compelling, where like, ‘OK, now imagine doing this a hundred more times or a thousand more times.’”


procedurallygenerated.txt

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
What if I told you the Scorpion360 will let you take Cortana out on a VR date? How much would you pay then?

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

codenameFANGIO posted:

lmfao that another Nintendo thread has been locked.

This is just Nintendo creating an artificial scarcity on posting.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I didn't even realize there was another old-style Sonic coming out until I looked at that twitter.
I don't know which is funnier; that the trailer is done by the guy who did the Nipples the Enchilada comics or that they just pretend everything past S&K doesn't exist.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Hit buttons.

Caveat: One of the buttons sometimes has to be block

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
He was almost 90 so yeah that's what happens.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
You should probably start mentally preparing yourself for Stan Lee too.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
So much for the tolerant left.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
http://i.imgur.com/HyX0eKG.gifv

edit: Wrong thread but I'm leaving it

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Poops Mcgoots posted:

Well yeah, but when speakers in the other press conferences try too hard to be funny, everyone just kind of cringes, but because devolver put some effort in, it suddenly makes it one of the highlights of the e3?

Maybe I just went in with the wrong expectations, since people were saying it was like something out of Eric Andre. Instead, I tuned in and saw fake amateur wrestling and a segment with what looked like someone related to twitch? It felt like Kung fury, in that it just didn't hit the right notes with me. They do deserve props though for having 12 hours of footage.

That was the Twitch show. Devolvers is like 15 minutes.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
They showed games for an hour, but they weren't goon games (underage panty shots, ironically bad) so it was pretty garbage.

David Cage's might fix either of those though tbh.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

ImpAtom posted:

Hello everyone, I got to play Knack II, who wants to touch me?


Bluepoint already did a remaster of SotC so it'd be weird for them to do another.

Knack's Back Jack!

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
https://twitter.com/ashly_burch/status/874344938627977216


RIP After Life Is Strange 2 : The Legend of Max's Gold.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord



Wanna play whatever that third game is.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Her suit gradually gets shot off a la The 3rd Birthday

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
oh god drat they're going to make me buy two more amiibos.


At least the metroid one is actually squishy stuff.

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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I've kept it down to samus and samus so far but now I need samus

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