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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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BBC confirm red Kensington ahahaha

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Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
She's definitely going to get beaten hard with the stick of calling the DUP her friends

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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Worth pointing out that under a proportional system we'd comfortably have a progressive coalition (at the price of 12 UKIP MPs)

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Pocket posted:

Where's Boris hiding his fat face?

Sitting on a fence as hard as possible

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
The DUP aren't the only unionists who are going to put the squeeze on any kind of hard brexit, Scottish Tories have a lot of power right now

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Night10194 posted:

So, like, does Theresa May get knifed in a closet by the rest of the Tories now? Is that how party leadership shifts work?

Probably not until the summer break, unless she can't get a virtually empty Queen's speech approved, in which case Corbyn gets a chance to form something approaching a government (then attempt to call another election and win a majority)

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

a pipe smoking dog posted:

Did Theresa discuss this deal with her MPs before going through with it? I can't help but feel that a lot of them are going to be unhappy about getting into bed with the political arm of the UDA.

She spent all morning at party HQ then number 10 doing damage control and scrambling something together.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
This election proves left wing politics are still viable and as old crusty tories die out things can only get better imho

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

CptAwesome posted:

So best case scenario, May is forced into a clumsy and ineffective govt for the next few months before being forced to call an election and is swept away by a thirst for fully automated luxury gay space communism?

Pretty much. Then progressive coalition pushes through proportional representation

Another possible upside of this result: Tories probably won't get their boundary changes that are definitely not gerrymandering through

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

OwlFancier posted:

Corbyn actually doesn't like electoral reform.

I think he's pragmatic enough to accept it if he needs Lib Dem support to form a government

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Tusk: congrats on forming another government, now let's negotiate a deal that causes the least possible disruption

read: ahaha soft brexit is the only deal now and you know it

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

OwlFancier posted:

I dunno, he strongly believes in the importance of the constituency connection, so any reform I think would need to keep the constituency system.

Yeah, and I happen to agree with him on that as well, but there are plenty of systems that are more representative without getting rid of constituency MPs

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

OwlFancier posted:

Maybe, I dunno honestly if he's really firmly a fan of the current system because it's worked so well for him for so long.

Even on a strict percentage of 650, today's result would only lose Labour 1 or 2 seats, Tories lose 41, Lib Dems gain 36

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Entropy238 posted:

Is the suggestion here that May initiated a dialogue with the DUP and then just hightailed it to the Queen as fast as she could to stave off attacks?

She got an agreement that they'd vote for some form of Tory Queen's Speech in order to keep Corbyn out

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

OwlFancier posted:

Yeah I get that but..

I mean I can only assume that 19% of s. korea just answers "invade japan" to any question.

Delenda est Nihongo

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
The Tories are basically left propping up a woman they openly loathe, because if her government collapses they have to fight another election. Labour would now be able to fight it on the attack, rather than focusing on damage control. Lots of Labour resources got pumped into constituencies which have turned out to be very safe, and there's plenty of very marginal seats to go for now.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Knifegrab posted:


- Despite early predictions her party did well but not well enough? Or did her party do poo poo? This is the part I can't quite figure out. Regardless its clear it didn't do as clear as she expected/claimed. Does this mean her mandate dies? Does she resign? Are you guys still continuing with brexit?


She called the election with polls giving her a 20% lead, she's managed under 2.5%, which isn't enough to keep control without crawling to some very undesirable people

Her party want her out, but can't get her out until they've managed to make sure they can keep control because otherwise the left get to form some kind of progressive government. She'll make it until the summer break and get knifed when the Tories have worked out who they want to replace her.

Brexit will go ahead regardless, but she'll be forced into a much weaker position and have to pull back from the hard brexit she wanted a mandate to push

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Knifegrab posted:

I thought she said something along the lines of "if I lose seats I will resign". Shouldn't this be playing on every news channel on a loop until the wheat field running idiot steps down?

Only if the news channels wanted her to step down

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Fans posted:

12 possibly 13 as one left to go. They used to have a majority of 4

They've also only done this well because of winning 12 seats in Scotland as protest votes against a second Scottish independence referendum, entirely unconnected to May's performance

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Grouchio posted:

Can someone explain to me what would come of May forming a coalition with the DUP?

She doesn't even know yet, nobody else has a better chance of guessing

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
May has to somehow juggle DUP anti-gay anti-catholic extremists and Scottish Tories, led by a lesbian engaged to an Irish catholic in order to have a chance of her government not collapsing. Then add in the rest of the party's deep divisions over europe, and she's basically doomed. The only thing uniting the Tories is the prospect of Prime Minister Corbyn

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
3rd Kensington recount about to begin. Recount #2 had a 20 vote Labour lead, in a constituency which had a 21% Tory lead in 2015

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Knifegrab posted:

Also what is with you guys constantly using the term "knifing." Like its always sharpening knives and they're gonna knife her. I've never heard it really used elsewhere.

Well we actually have gun control

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

jabby posted:

No real word yet on how the majority of pollsters got it so catastrophically wrong yet again. Obviously it was the youth vote wot done it, but I don't envy the people who now have to try and reweight their polls to make them accurate. I do wonder if we could start seeing Labour leads in the polls though.

Interestingly the line of most Tory MPs and right-wing Labour MPs is that the dementia tax was the defining issue because it turned off the old vote. The subtext being the praise shouldn't go to Corbyn. But that seems at odds with the polls which showed the old vote holding up very well, just being matched by massive youth turnout.

Yougov and Survation got it more or less right by modelling demographics and taking people at their word that they would vote, everyone else based their model on 2015 when we have a dramatically different political climate 2 years on in the light of the brexit vote.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

peanut- posted:

I don't usually give a poo poo about exchange rates as any kind of indicator, but I like that the FX markets really didn't react all that much.

Given the confidence rally after the election was called it's funny that May managed to come across as such a complete lunatic that even the ultimate mercenary opinion seems to be that weak instability isn't any worse than her being in complete control.

BBC desperately tried to play a drop in sterling 'to slightly more than at the start of April' as a plummetting crash

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Old tories will increasingly die out and the party has consistently legislated to benefit old people at the expense of the young. It's going to be a very hard sell to win around the generation that just swung this election, especially as they can't rely on cold war indoctrination to scaremonger some votes.

Also, I think New Labour's early policy of increasing access to higher education has come to fruition, just not in the way they maybe expected.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

farraday posted:

How much turnover was there in the anti-Corbyn elements of the PLP? It's one thing to show your plan for the party will yield results, but other than craven political opportunism, is he going to be spending the time until the next election pushing them uphill or did he expand his support base?

Well because there wasn't a Tory rout, Labour only lost 5 sitting MPs, none of whom were significant figures, but there were also a few New Labour types who chose to stand down. As a result, Labour have a good number of new MPs, who were selected and ran on a Corbyn ticket. The remaining anti-Corbyn elements have had to admit they were wrong about his electability and are already making public statements of contrition.

e: accidentally used 2015 numbers

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/staggers/2017/04/election-2017-which-labour-mps-are-standing-down

Those are the 13 Labour MPs who stood down, only one of those seats was lost by their replacement. There were 5 other Labour losses, and 35 gains, which means Corbyn has 47 (possibly 48 if Kensington goes red) new voices to back him

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

qhat posted:

If only Angela "I'm standing against Jeremy totally for real" Eagle could've stepped down instead of Andy Burnham.

Yeah but now he's King of Manchester, which is pretty nice

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

smug n stuff posted:

Apologies if it's been asked and answered before, but I'm a dumb american: If I live in NI and want to vote for "the good guys," who would that generally be? The SDLP? SF?

SDLP or Alliance imo

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
This result has led to the most mentions of Clem Atlee in a long long time, which is a very good thing indeed

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Miftan posted:

"Lost their seats and didn't deserve to" Soo.... None of them?


I understand your question now. That is interesting. Would it not be one of those things that triggers a constitutional crisis? I mean theoretically she can just skip May and ask Corbyn, right?

She's already asked May, who assured her she can form a government. If enough Tories rebel against doing a deal with the DUP that's in serious jeopardy. The constitution is pretty clear on what happens next, so there's no crisis: Corbyn as leader of the second largest party gets a shot at forming a government, and if he can't either then we have another election.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Pissflaps posted:

What sort of timescale would there be for this?

May needs to get her Queen's speech approved when parliament opens, that's on the 19th of this month. She has 9 days to make sure she can get something passed.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Corbyn doesnt have the numbers to form a left-ish coalition unless he poaches a good number of Tories.

Welp

Only needs 7 disaffected Tories to switch or 14 to abstain

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Pinterest Mom posted:

Well, the Queen didn't ask May to form a government. May's ministry is simply continuing - ministries aren't tied to parliamentary terms.

And no there's no reason the Tories couldn't sack May and have whoever wins their leadership election be asked to form government.

Trouble for them is they don't have anyone else remotely capable of leading the party, that's why May's leader in the first place.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

smug n stuff posted:

If anyone is actually curious about Rowling's take on this, her twitter page has exactly zero references to Corbyn, but does have this 14-tweet thread:
https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/873207949564497920
(n.b. I don't disagree that this is not a good thing to do)

also n+1th-ing that sentiment

'whom I thought smart and funny' or 'who I thought was smart and funny' jeez, she's supposed to be a writer

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

dont even fink about it posted:

Why then would the DUP even agree to be part of a coalition with the Tories? Just let Corbyn handle Brexit and get a better deal by default.

The DUP hate Corbyn with a passion

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Angepain posted:

Thanks for this. Maybe someone put this in the OP as it might come up a lot?

Also highly important follow up question, out of curiosity is there a name I can use for Derry and/or Londonderry that will not piss one side off if I use it or should I just resort to faking a coughing fit so nobody can tell which one I used. This is important.

I think the BBC style guide is to call it "Derry/Londonderry", but then they still call Myanmar Burma, so I dunno

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

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Sydin posted:

This is A Good PostTM

It almost seems like the best option for May would be to accept the hung parliament and try again with another vote? Granted her last campaign was a loving disaster, but forming a coalition with the DUP sounds like a complete dead end. Or is there actually a legitimate threat that Labour could scrape together a minority coalition?

There's absolutely no guarantee that the Tories would fare any better in another election, especially as they still don't have any sort of coherent manifesto, because they left it intentionally blank expecting a landslide win. Labour clearly won the ground war, and that was fought under the assumption they would lose seats -- it was damage control. If they allocate resources with today's results in mind they have a good chance of swinging a fair few more seats only lost by tens or hundreds.

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Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Night10194 posted:

Would it be much more the norm for a leader who hosed up as badly as May to resign and avoid putting their party in the difficult position of preparing to replace them?

If there weren't brexit negotiations fast approaching May would have resigned today, no doubt about it

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