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| Labour |
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907 | 49.92% |
| Theresa May Team (Conservative) |
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48 | 2.64% |
| Liberal Democrats |
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31 | 1.71% |
| UKIP |
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13 | 0.72% |
| Plaid Cymru |
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25 | 1.38% |
| Green |
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22 | 1.21% |
| Scottish Socialist Party |
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12 | 0.66% |
| Scottish Conservative Party |
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1 | 0.06% |
| Scottish National Party |
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59 | 3.25% |
| Some Kind of Irish Unionist |
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4 | 0.22% |
| Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian |
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3 | 0.17% |
| Some Kind of Irish Nationalist |
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36 | 1.98% |
| Misc. Far Left Trots |
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35 | 1.93% |
| Misc. Far Right Fash |
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8 | 0.44% |
| Monster Raving Loony |
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49 | 2.70% |
| Space Navies Party |
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39 | 2.15% |
| Independent / Single Issue |
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2 | 0.11% |
| Can't Vote |
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188 | 10.35% |
| Won't Vote |
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8 | 0.44% |
| Spoiled Ballot |
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15 | 0.83% |
| Pissflaps |
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312 | 17.17% |
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jabby posted:Are you genuinely surprised papers like the Sun and the Mail are running anti-Corbyn front pages tomorrow? running anti-Corbyn headlines? No. Running headlines suggesting a possible prime minister is an advocate for terrorism not 72 hours removed from a terrorist attack. Surprisingly, yes
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Jun 6, 2017 23:21
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Apraxin posted:I know that this is incredibly unlikely and basing predictions on 'thing is superficially similar to other thing' is dumb, but Jesus Christ, if May caps off this Tory repeat of the Clinton campaign by screwing herself into losing by chasing pipe dreams of flipping solid red area and neglecting her own 'safe' constituencies it would be the greatest loving thing her own constituency is safe because both Maidenhead and Windsor are full of cunts
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Jun 6, 2017 23:29
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Every tactical voting site says that I should vote Lib Dem but I just can't bring myself to do it
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Jun 7, 2017 12:53
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Gyro Zeppeli posted:Also the Wrestlemania X7 video's a bad omen. Let's not forget what happened at the end of that match. someone has checked that Thatcher is definitely still dead, right?
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Jun 7, 2017 20:11
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Polls open at 7 tomorrow yeah? Going to go vote first thing, probably with a lager in hand. At least this time I won't have some fat gently caress in a Tory rosette asking if it's a "good day" like last time. Christ I could have punched that fucker
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Jun 7, 2017 21:01
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Did anyone post Nate Silver's piece on the UK polls, which was published when we all had a lot more on our minds. A tl;dr version if I'm interpreting it correctly: Take the average poll lead of the Tories over Labour, and assume a 10 point margin of error either way. So about that hope, eh?
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Jun 7, 2017 21:15
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ShredsYouSay posted:It's fine if you wear a blue rosette. but you cannot wear it inside the polling station. Outside is perfectly fine
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Jun 7, 2017 21:44
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Bacon Terrorist posted:It's a forlorn hope but the last two poll indications before major votes (EU Referendum and US Election) were completely wrong so you never know 
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Jun 7, 2017 22:43
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Fans posted:Megatron's a Tory though, you can't trust him. no, you cannot  Or maybe you can? After all, you are being deceived
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Jun 7, 2017 22:49
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You tried Daily Mirror, you really tried https://twitter.com/fleetstreetfox/status/872571504009125888
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Jun 7, 2017 23:23
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Sorry lads, but we have to temper this out and remember our beloved motto: We're going to wake up on Friday morning to a 50 seat Tory majority
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Jun 7, 2017 23:59
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gently caress it, I'm getting drunk tonight. I'll deal with a hangover tomorrow while actually voting then get pissed again when I finish work. It's the only way to deal
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Jun 8, 2017 00:08
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Average of an 8 point lead for the Tories ignoring the Ipso Mori one, and give a 10 point margin of error either way we have an 18 point lead for the Tories or a 2 point lead for Labour as the margins of error. Hope...
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Jun 8, 2017 00:28
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Already been and done cast my vote. We're now in the hands of the old, the rich and the racist and we're all loving doomed
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Jun 8, 2017 07:18
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+1 for Labour in Portsmouth "Labour have never won here" South, a seat so safely not ever going to vote Labour that the Tories and Lib Dems were bringing in activists from across Hampshire for the final push
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Jun 8, 2017 18:25
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Probably old news but... https://twitter.com/rosskempsell/status/872860811865313281
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Jun 8, 2017 18:40
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Well, best get started on the booze lads, it might be our last chance
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Jun 8, 2017 18:48
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"Either way we end up with a shithouse but I'd certainly rather a shithouse who's fundamentally a decent person" - a friend on Facebook. Hope, lie, etc
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Jun 8, 2017 19:26
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I think this is going to be this thread once the exit poll is released
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Jun 8, 2017 19:30
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Steve2911 posted:Is it illegal to buy someone a Nandos in exchange for a Labour vote? was it cheeky?
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Jun 8, 2017 19:50
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Mister Adequate posted:An hour to go lads and lasses, then we can get on with Doomsday I am nicely sauteed in beer. As soon as 10 hits i'm just going to start straight necking vodka, gently caress tomorrow
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Jun 8, 2017 20:59
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Does every thread have a pissflaps? Is he a loving franchise or something why do you think he posts so much, he makes a ridiculous amount in franchising fees
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Jun 8, 2017 21:33
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We're hosed, totally hosed, I'm not drunk enough to deal with imminent death
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Jun 8, 2017 21:58
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OH MY GOD WHAT
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Jun 8, 2017 22:00
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Jun 8, 2017 22:01
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Slough in Buckinghamshire? Get to gently caress Dimblebot
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Jun 8, 2017 22:22
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axeil posted:So is it definite that the Tories won't get to a majority? Didn't the last election also have them short but they then made it up and got their majority. Not definite as none of the 650 seats have declared yet. But, May called the election to increase her slim majority so she could effectively cancel out any rebels over Brexit. Unless she outperforms the exit poll, which has been relatively close since 1992, she will have failed in this
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Jun 8, 2017 22:25
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Exit poll has Portsmouth South staying blue and Slough staying red. A good poll
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Jun 8, 2017 22:35
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I've already done my Opinium exit survey, and they really shouldn't have given a free text box for answering certain questions
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Jun 8, 2017 22:41
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Zephro posted:I'm working tomorrow and drinking anyway, like a civilised human being I have a bonus in that my first job of the day is a mile away, and I have the crap I need to do it so I don't need to leave my house until like 8:50 so I can get up at half 8 if I need to. BRING IT ON
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Jun 8, 2017 23:09
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Jun 8, 2017 23:21
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return0 posted:This feels real good compared to 2015 fun fact: on the morning of the election in 2015, we received a phone call from Queen Alexandra hospital in Portsmouth that my dad who was at the time in intensive care was basically about to die and we had to get to the hospital, like then. So I got in my car, drove home, grabbed my polling card and went to vote. As I left the polling station, some fat gently caress with a Tory rosette asked if it was a "good day". Two hours later, we switched my dad's ventilator off and then I went down the pub and got loving shitfaced. Labour being up 2-0 and an exit poll telling May to go gently caress herself and a parent not dying makes this the best election... unless I wake up in the morning to the Tories having 400 seats in which case this is the absolute worst
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Jun 8, 2017 23:43
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return0 posted:I'm glad things are better for you this year op I didn't have clue about the results until like 11am the next morning. I turned on the TV and went, "gently caress", and then I had to go to the registry office and register his death. This election is so much better
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Jun 8, 2017 23:52
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Labour just hoovered up a shitload of UKIP votes in Swindon North despite losing. Hope, well, you know
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Jun 9, 2017 00:00
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Thornberry just turned on the Dimblebot
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Jun 9, 2017 00:12
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Not entirely sure if hope is a lie or not. If it helps, I'm 11 cans of lager to the wind. I'm going to wake up hungover and disappointed, aren't I?
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Jun 9, 2017 00:18
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deletebeepbeepbeep posted:loving hell, are we talking Fosters or Stella here? Carling for a good British lad
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Jun 9, 2017 00:24
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Tastes like spam. can't drink Stella cos it tastes burnt, can't drink Fosters because it makes me vomit
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Pissflaps posted:Not a single goal post has been shifted. gently caress the gently caress off you contrarian shithead
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