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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
Wait did British Bernie Sanders win after all

Please let.me refugee to your country , America is getting scary

I'm prepared to admit the revolution was a mistake

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Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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CestMoi posted:

You can live at my house HA

<3 I would offer to bring tea, but I have only inferior American brands

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

jabby posted:

That would be pretty historic in terms of exit polling.

Blame the Russians, like we are

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
what is a hold

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
wait, is labor actually getting an outright majority?!?!?!?

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

NikkolasKing posted:



I've been seeing people poo poo on Boris Johnson forever. I have no doubt he's vile, but is he worse than May?

I'm a dumb american but the impression I have is that Boris is a smart Trump.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

Gum posted:

Pretty much, except for the smart part

smart relatively to trump, that is. Like, a mouse is smarter than an egg.

Au Revoir Shosanna posted:

lol smart is extremely loving relative here

right

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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pumpinglemma posted:

Trump is absolutely not sharper than he lets on. He makes far too many unforced errors for that, to the point where I'm fairly sure he has a degenerative mental illness.

Yeah. Trump may have been decently intelligent at some point in the past but these days his brain is swiss cheese, to the point that he gets distracted mid-speech and starts waiving at boats, or leaves signing ceremonies midway through because he forgot why he was there (both things that have happened).

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
So what specifically did Corbyn do to swing all this?

Was it the additional funding for Met policemen thing?

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

Au Revoir Shosanna posted:

Ran on a strong platform of actually helping people.

right but what was in the platform? Are any of the policies things that would translate over to America?m

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

Gonzo McFee posted:

He's the fascist posh boy from a Jeeves and Wooster Novel and he plays up to it. He's inhuman garbage and should be treated as such.

that's a horrible mean thing to say about hugh laurie

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
i thought scotland was all left-wing wwith their own fancy left wing party that was just them

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

JBP posted:

What the gently caress she called 8 recounts and then won the seat?

yeah, that's bullshit

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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CelestialScribe posted:

I don't understand. I don't live in the UK and am trying to get a grasp - the Cons fall just short of a majority but sneak through with the Lib Dems as a minority government, yeah? Isn't that the most likely outcome?

AS I understand it, basically:

1) two months ago it was looking like reagan-mondale

2) now it's basically even with a slight conservative lean

3) the lib dems might be better off not winning outright right now because they don't want to end up owning the Brexit aftermath which will be horrible

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
Is jezza a corbyn nickname or someone else

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

spiderbot posted:

It's short for Jeremy.

Sometimes it's almost like we speak the same language, then things like this happen

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
When was the last hung Parliament

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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OwlFancier posted:

It's weird how people age 35-50 are apparently just so checked out of politics. Like, the "they should all sort it out" thing wasn't specifically brexit it was just politics in general. Like, they genuinely didn't seem to understand anything about why political divisions exist or even what the party positions are, just that "they're all looking out for our country so why do they need to fight?"

For a long time people have been able to mostly check out of politics (especially over in England since you have the NHS). The 35-50 year olds (and I'm in that camp) grew up in a world where politics was mostly a team sport hobby that didn't matter that much for most people. The kids these days have grown up in a world where politics matters massively and they're getting massively hosed over by politicians. Good on them for caring more. The kids are alright.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
So is there a hit parade yet of all the labour class traitors who tried to backstab corbyn finally eating corbie

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
Explain the jam thing to stupid American?

I am assuming the dinner egg thing is just twitter

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Hoops posted:

Oh shiiiitttttt. That's a bit of a curve ball.

Wait waaaat explain for an American please

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Captain Fargle posted:

Landmark peace treaty that marked the end of The Troubles in Northern Ireland.

So are they saying that giving the Unionists a role somehow breaks that agreement?

Was that like a meaningful threat then?

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
I thought the IRA disarmed?

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Namtab posted:

The Americans seem to need to learn what Wikipedia is

Sorry folks, you have to realize that our entire knowledge of Ireland over here comes from Frosted Lucky Charms cereal boxes and "Paddy's Pub" on Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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kustomkarkommando posted:

May probably wont be able to avoid having to bring in international mediators now, the Irish government will push for it and the Americans will probably get a bit testy on the issue.

Oh great yeah bring in Trump that will help

(It will not help)

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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spud posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/09/from-climate-denial-to-abortion-heres-six-dup-policies-you-should-know-about

If you voted Tory you are now going to be:

- Anti gay marriage
- Anti climate change
- Anti abortion

Pretty sickening stuff.

I didn't vote for that poo poo, but here we go.......

I'm so sorry that your Tories are turning into our Republicans

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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H2Omelon posted:

Remember when during Cameron's resignation the overall feeling was that it would be looked back on as the largest political own goal in British history? Surely this has got to be even worse. The sheer arrogance and incompetence that lead to this Tory self-destruction is mind boggling.

I'm starting to wonder if there isn't some unifying field theory of right wing incompetence, like how Umberto Eco pointed out that fascists always start wars they will lose because they're incapable of viewing their enemies objectively.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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CottonWolf posted:

There was never a viable left wing coalition with this parliamentary maths. Tories + DUP is a majority, and they'd always have No Confidenced something with Corbs at the head, even if they weren't formally working together.

So wait

This is all sounding eerily reminiscent of Trumps electoral college win. May only has a majority because Sinn fein's refusal to sit skews the representative population rightward?

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
So, what's the reason that labor is gaining post election popularity? Is it just an everyone loves a winner effect, or is it "holy poo poo they're pulling it off," or what?

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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kustomkarkommando posted:

If an amendment passes she has been defeated in her Queens Speech. Its not a formal no confidence so the government doesn't collapse by law, but convention in this matter would be that she is absolutely 100% hosed and the pressure on her to tender her resignation would be overwhelming.

Tory rebels tried to outflank Cameron back in 2015 by threatening to vote with labour on amendment to protect the NHS from the effects of TTIP and, recognizing a defeat in amendment would gently caress him, he caved in and agreed to the commitment without it being voted on - cause of the act of losing a vote would kill him.

The only times previous amendments ever passed they where explicitly about confidence (and sank those governments). The FTP kind of fucks with convention in this regards but a Queens speech defeat would be historic and previously has always meant the end of a government.

If that happens do they then have another election right away or what

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

How does literally everyone lose seats at once?

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Ludicro posted:

Sorry I should specify this was my parents house. I moved back a few years ago after my relationship broke down and I lost my flat, since then I bounced back, met my current girlfriend and have spent a few days a week there while we house hunt as it's a 20 minute walk from work rather than a 37 mile drive.

Basically she started arguing with me almost as soon as I came through the door (I'd been staying with my girlfriend since Thursday as usual). Tried to avoid the discussion as I know it never ends well, but ended up responding as she seemed convinced that the Tories won, Labour lost, and that all "you young people" voted for Corbyn because we wanted free handouts. She blew her top when I commented that the Tories view the sick and disabled as scroungers (she is disabled) and screamed at me repeatedly to pack my stuff and get out.

Luckily I was able to go back to my girlfriends place which is where I am now. Bit of a shock tbh.

That kind of thing is unfortunately what happens when people who've bought whole hog into the right wing narrative get smacked in the face with reality. Cognitive dissonance translates into panic anger.

Sorry man.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
So does anything at all that the British Parliament does require greater than a simple majority?

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

drat, that's brutalist.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

Goddam, but yeah, there should be a list of building residents somewhere, and a corresponding list of people who have checked in requesting aid. If they are on list A but not list B . . .

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Lovely Joe Stalin posted:

That is why the D-notice rumour is so attractive. There is a very obvious and very suspicious opacity to something which is quite literally a matter of record.

Simple subtraction should be able to give us an almost exact count, at least of the missing, and yet nothing. From the very beginning there has been no word of the estimated total dead, and I've yet to see the BBC talk about how many people actually lived in there on the news.

Why are they not telling us how many people survived? That is also a staple of disasters, even if they cannot report the dead they tell you how many got out. Did they all slink away into the sewers to live as volunteer Morlocks in this Big Society of ours?

It is extremely abnormal and the obvious conclusion (the only one I can really come to), correct or not, is that the number believed dead is large enough to bring down the government through civil disorder, and so it is being deliberately hidden for as long as they can.

Do y'all not have something equivalent to the freedom of information.act? Some way to request public records?

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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jabby posted:

So far the bid is £5,500 per family, which is somewhere between the cost of fireproof cladding and the cost of a sprinkler system. They could still come out ahead!

Hey, and if you're dead you don't need to be relocated!

Plus one evil person will try to scam the fee and that will justify cancelling all benefits

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
So if May doesn't have the votes to pass her Speech, what happens? Corbyn doesn't either, then new election?

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Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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I'm trying to imagine an American politician quoting Shelley in a speech, and I just can't

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