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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Have you seen GBS? This thread is the last refuge of those very few SA users that are left-leaning.

Not true, this entire website is left-leaning bar GBS and three or four subforums. This thread might be the only place for left-leaning UK political opinions, though.

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HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Igiari posted:

Does anyone know how many people watched last night?

19:30: BBC Election Debate - 3.51m (17.8%)

quote:

Peak min of #BBCDebate was 20.59 with 4.7m/23.4%. 11% of the UK (6.5m) watched at least 3 min of it.
Good perf for 25-34, men & AB.
overnights.tv

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Wolfsbane posted:

My daughter has decided that she wants to be prime minister. Her key policy initiatives:

  • You have to smell peoples feet if they ask you to

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40130732

Ask her to reconsider.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Earned themselves a nice little Twitter suspension for this.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Lord of the Llamas posted:

It was a fake account. Hard to tell though.

They played the long Con, the account had been active for over a year.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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He stirs...



(the look is the best look)

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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learnincurve posted:

I rather suspect north east Derbyshire is safe for Labour now. It was in real danger, and then people went "poo poo. She's just like Maggie" and labour signs went up in windows.

It's probably different in a marginal, but anecdotally I've seen plenty of Labour signs and posters, and nothing from any other party, yet it's pretty much a certainty the Tories will win comfortably. Put it this way, if they don't, then hand Jezza the keys to Number 10.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Lady Galaga posted:

funny viral videos are the way to make young voters vote apparently

https://twitter.com/CharlotteLeighC/status/872002598743703552

Or not.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Liu posted:

i dont know whether the way the text floats about or the face of the guy holding it up is more of a giveaway that it's fake.

The biggest tip-off is that he wasn't wrenched off-screen by a comically oversized shepherd's crook.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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vegetables posted:

I wrote this thing trying to persuade old people not to vote for the Tories which can be used if you think it will work and ignored if you think it will not.

As an old person, I think you are naive, and also I've been around a lot longer than you. Now go play indoors, and wash behind your ears.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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One N, two Ts. Thanks all.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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If there are any lurking Colcestrians: You're voting Lib Dem I'm afraid, sorry.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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https://twitter.com/JamieRoss7/status/872477968718843904

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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I have done my bit, and for the sake of Britishness:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOJ8QBXo57c

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Baron Corbyn posted:

Also, jBrereton, you asked a while back if you were running in Stoke Central again. You've apparently been replaced by a Jellyman.

Hope he doesn't throw a wobbly.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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ShredsYouSay posted:

Voted for socialist jam man and the sun is coming out.

Ah, remember what a beautiful day it was on the 24th of June last year?

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Bape Culture posted:

Pissflaps is my friend and we should all be together at this tense time. Howay jezza lad

Let's do this.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Kurtofan posted:

i'm really sorry

Thank you.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Interesting start.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Looke posted:

watch lib dems form a coalition again

Not a disaster this time around.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Haha, massive cheers for UKIP: 0.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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baka kaba posted:

Laura K looking perturbed off-camera

She's seething.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Just started pissing it down here, that's a good sign.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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big scary monsters posted:

I don't think that I feel like a massive tosser just now.

Speak for yourself.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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I want to try cinnamon JD now.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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orange sky posted:

I'm jerking off at the same time

watching hentai with my wife

Is your wife actually a body pillow?

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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learnincurve posted:



Does that look like the BBC put a giant dick with a pun in it coming out if her head to anyone else?

I... Good evening, LC.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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c0burn posted:

the only good thing from swindon is XTC

Nigel's made his own plans now.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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That YouGov projection looks wonky for Colchester, saying it's likely Labour will come second to the Tories in what was a Lib Dem seat before Clegg happened. For anyone still up by then, Labour making ground there would be pretty big for them.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Morning all. That'll do, won't it?

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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twoot posted:

My 55-1 £4 bet on Labour seats came through, this is a good morning.



Oh yeah?



:getin:

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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https://twitter.com/ShippersUnbound/status/873113490432458752

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Dan Didio posted:

Chuckling because I just remembered the response when McDonnell said that Labour would be leading the Tories in the polls within a year.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/labour-beating-tories-polls-within-9760874

It took four months.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Mu. posted:

I hadn't realised just how many followers Corbyn has on Twitter. 1.22 million followers would make his tweets more widely-read than most newspapers in circulation.

At least 75% of those followers won't ever see his tweets, because of how Twitter works, but it's a relevant point, and why his detractors are sneering at 'social media youths'.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Tory majority.

I'd argue the slimmest of majorities would have been better but it depends what happens with the DUP.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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sassassin posted:

Everyone thinks they're right.

Correct.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Bercow unanimously re-elected Speaker, May's scriptwriters on point: "At least someone got a landslide".

Jezza's ripping it up, by the way.

HJB fucked around with this message at 15:12 on Jun 13, 2017

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Regarde Aduck posted:

We have to accept that some factor has made the elderly in the country, side with the conservatives despite all factors. Nothing will stop them voting Tory. Why? Who the gently caress knows? I get the impression a lot of them are deeply unhappy and we have a politics of spite issue.

They're doing it for Maggie and Winnie.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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nopantsjack posted:

This is the opinion of a child.

Liking RATM, or not listening to lyrics?

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HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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DancingShade posted:

He completely misread what I would consider my usual style of blatent shitposting of vaguely comedic fictionalized situations as something literal and wholehearted which was pretty :psyduck:

I mean we're not at the point on SA where we need to use special warning light .gifs to say THIS IS A JOKE are we?

Maybe for some I guess.

Jabby's reply to you was in addition, not a counter. You've misread a misreading.

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