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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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there are nonsectarian parties in Northern Ireland? I thought that was against the law or something

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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Guy Goodbody posted:

I'm not from England, I don't know how things work over there, but why are Lib Dems in this election? Weren't they completely destroyed last time you guys decided to have an election? How are they still claiming to be a political party?

the worst thing about americans using the terms "england" and "the uk" interchangeably is that you're never quite sure if they're being too specific for no good reason or if they actually just don't know what your country is called

the lib dems have 1 mp in scotland and one in wales i'll have you know, so I'm assuming you live in the shetlands and are just very unobservant about politics

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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TheRat posted:

http://www.dagbladet.no/ - One of the largest papers in Norway. You may not understand what it says but I'm sure you can catch the main message :allears:

My winning strategy of "pick the closest Swedish word you know of and then attempt to translate it with your A2-on-a-good-day level Swedish" is just about working here, but regardless of your crazy singsong language skills, clicking on that article and seeing the reveal of the full picture is a pro click.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Also someone please tell me more about this space navy and can I join the space navy and do I get to fire a space gun on a space boat

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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- Da din far knullet Lewinsky, hva følte du da?

e: oh it's okay it's just a quote, sure mr. bladet you're just reporting the facts aren't you

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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now admittedly that doesn't answer my questions directly but I am still 100% on board <--- look here

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Trin Tragula posted:

I've been bored and trying to avoid things, so I decided to go poke around at these magical new YouGov polls and projections that we're all relying on for a little hope, instead of the diabolical TNS ones that Theresa May is taking to bed with her at night. YouGov has also produced a very clever thingy which is currently attempting to give (sort of) bespoke constituency-by-constituency results rather than trying to extrapolate from a national uniform swing (a concept that's been steadily declining towards irrelevance since 2010).

I do like it when pollsters try to ram it into the reader's skull that a confidence interval is a thing that might be relevant to analysis of a survey. The graph for Glasgow North is a fun one.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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OwlFancier posted:

Middlesbrough South is even more awkward because we've got a new MP standing, the UKIP vote is enough to completely destabilize the constituency, and the Labour vote has been dropping steadily and would be on course to fall below the tories this election.

I have no loving idea how it's going to go here.

Also you appear to have been put in the same constituency as part of Ohio which is going to shake things up a lot. I knew gerrymandering was bad over there but I didn't know they could just up and give half a city back to the British.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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I have the impression the Scottish greens (who are a separate party) are a bit better on the whole science thing, but admittedly I'm not in a position to look it up right now. Harvie in westminster, or even establishing a competitive FPTP seat from the greens would be 100% kickin' rad though, just to complete the uselessness of this thread by giving ThomasPaine in Glasgow North three different pieces of conflicting advice. Being pro-independence they might also bleed votes from the snp long-term while having a much stronger level of lefty-cred, if they're seen as a viable option.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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themrguy posted:

Do people care who the economist endorses?
:catdrugs:RADICAL CENTER:catdrugs:

Seemed pretty reasonable logic to me though, what's this thread think? I don't know that party very well.

Lol @ the economist, magazine of lofty intellectual pretensions, using the term 'loony left' unironically

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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yes, olds, that's right, come join us socialist whipersnappers. we're having a party. We promise not to do too many dabs and only fidget our spinners a few times.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Macarius Wrench posted:

I'm against any kind of physical mutilation that serves to placate ones insecurities.

what if i dye my hair is that allowed under God's plan

what about cool kickass cyborgs with robot arms

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Macarius Wrench posted:

Fine just loving drop it, it was a off hand comment that a bunch of loving white knights have rushed to defend. Jesus loving Christ.

hi this is the debate and discussion forum, where if you defend a point we debate and discuss it

like you could have just ignored it and Ober might have managed to come off as a bit weird for looking through your post history but you stayed here and dug a hole for yourself so no, you deserve this for running your mouth

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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big scary monsters posted:

Someone earlier in the thread suggested that May had forgotten she'd called an election, I'm starting to think she's forgotten she's Prime Minister.

I wish I could forget she's Prime Minister.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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how is not attending anything supposed to make them look good

are they just all in their homes thinking about brexit

are they convening a secret meeting of the grand tory secret society where they have weird sex with masks on and summon the spirit of margaret thatcher to take over their bodies and unleash a hellish new hivemind order that assimilates all mankind

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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I disagree with that addition in the square brackets, I think she knows fine what she means, and I agree with her. Theresa May should absolutely be biscuits.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Tigey posted:

Getting bombarded with huge numbers of Tory political ads on Youtube: almost getting no other type of ads

Most of which look really terrible and low effort, with a bland uninspiring speech from May to bland uninspiring music

I've just started getting ones for the Scottish Liberal Democrats.

what kind of monster do you think I am, Google

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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is she trying to play the circle game on us

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Wait, the Mail actually accept that climate change is a thing? Or are they just mad that america will get all the economic advantages of being able to pollute everywhere it's hard to tell if these people actually believe things

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Pretty much exactly a week now until we will probably have a good idea of precisely how hosed we actually are. I don't know how many more polls I can handle.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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I'm not going to pretend I particularly love the SNP or anything, but just out of curiosity what would you actually want Nicola to say when asked what she'd do in a hung parliament where the SNP holds the balance of power? Just refuse to answer?

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Pissflaps posted:

The SNP wouldn't hold the balance of power. What's the snp going to do - vote with the Tories ?

So, to clarify, you'd agree her statement earlier mentioned in the Buzzfeed article was entirely unremarkable and just repeating what we all know they're going to do, then?

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Dead Cosmonaut posted:

If Corbyn wins big Pissflaps should be forced to call him "Comrade Corbyn”, “Glorious Leader”, or “Tovarisch”.

I think you'll find if Corbyn wins we'll all be forced to call him that, and report any criticisms of his great socialist reforms to our local chapter of the reformed IRA

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Not Operator posted:

I can't wait to have sex.

Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you, this will mean much less breeding. For me, much much more.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Oberleutnant posted:

I wanna see her approval over the past month in a line graph because it must be almost vertical.

here i've done some science



if anyone wants to look at my complex methodology i'll upload my R code to github

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Turns out people like the idea of Theresa May much more than actual Theresa May, best move for her is to stay indoors for the rest of her life and let the Abstract Concept Of Theresa take power

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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VideoGames posted:

Holy moly! I typed in jeremy corbyn twitter into google because I wanted to see if some of these tweets were real (I am very uneducated about it) and the first result I clicked on without thinking was this:



The fun thing is that not only do I not get that message myself but it's actually impossible for me to find that page listed on their website.

I mean this is a pretty tame example but it's good to know the new age of targeted advertising has allowed for certain people to be shown messages that may never see public scrutiny. democracy woo

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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if yougov's seat predictions do not prove correct can we all get together and work on some kind of interdimensional portal technology to go and live in the universe where they did

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Gum posted:

Have Kerrang! ever endorsed before?

yeah Kerrang! usually try not to boast about their obvious influence in elections, it doesn't look good for them. really they've covertly decided every election since the 70s with their biased reporting of how social issues affect the hardness of sweet rock riffs, so it's probably a wise move for Corbyn to get them on side

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Tesseraction posted:

:eyepop:

I knew his son was but hot drat.

I had to read this post twice before realising the second- and third-last words weren't the other way round

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Brown did manage to make that one speech days before the 2010 election where he sounded like a passionate human being, at least. I don't think May has such a feat within her.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

The IRA Corbyn video has been shitposted over and over on 4chan

By you?

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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how did you get hold of Jeremy's opening speech for tonight

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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feedmegin posted:

I just made jam, in solidarity with Our Jezz. It's strawberry and raspberry with a dash of knockoff Grand Marnier.

It is v red. :ussr:

I hope you've made enough for everybody according to their needs, comrade

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Pesmerga posted:

"You asked me a question, but here is what I think about stuff generally that might relate to your point, but could also relate to birds."

i would watch a question time special about birds

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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they're all temporarily embarrassed large business owners

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Mr. Nemo posted:

Corbyn didn't walk into the set while May was there, wasted opportunity. Now clearly the media is gonna be talking about how strong May was by showing up and blah blah soundbites.

think of all the time she spent out there not thinking about brexit, though. this bodes badly for the negotiations, she could have achieved brexit-enlightenment by now if not for the mean old BBC wanting her to answer listen to questions

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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OwlFancier posted:

the NHS in future?

no

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/870751543431180289

And replying to this with "for a fat loving idiot, this is a new level of inane shithousery. Now kindly gently caress off and keep loving off forever, you total fuckwit" got me another twitter lock. Politics is fun!

if people can't use it to call Piers Morgan a fuckwit then what's the point of twitter I don't understand

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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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If the youth are not properly educated they may vote Tory in future once they have enough money to start paying taxes on things they don't personally use. A Good Tweet.

Henry Black posted:

Bit surprised by the negativity in this thread. Explain to me, like an idiot, why it's so bad? He didn't even lose a lot of the audience over his answers. Unless everybody was watching a different show to me, one of the loudest rounds of applause that evening was the girl saying she was shocked at the murderous intent of the room. Far louder than all the :golfclap: for May.

some people had some hope for a bit but we've been punched in the face so many times by British politics that any feeling of hope can't last more than a week or so, and this thread can only deal in absolutes

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