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Picnic Princess posted:Actually I do randomly lose my balance sometimes. It's not that bad though. It's more like I think I'm lifting my foot high enough to step over something but in reality it doesn't. If I look up or down too much, I start getting dizzy. And every so often my inner ear is like AWAKENESS CHECK!
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Sludge Tank posted:"....the first time" You know, some people roll that way, and there's a perfectly good reason (a LOT of nerve endings down there).
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Jerry Cotton posted:And people give the Trump kids grief for having no idea how to smile. Those cheeks don't give him enough room to smile.
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Iron Crowned posted:WHy would they silently judge you if they're also in the theater to watch the same horror show? Because they are easily confused olds that got lost on the way back from the bathroom?
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Nov 21, 2017 22:06
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Pick posted:You're thinking of me. Did you have some kind of horrible accident and need half a cadaver foot attached or something?
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Nov 22, 2017 05:48
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Applesnots posted:My current ex pulled off one her (male) dogs nipples with tweezers because she thought it was a tick. I wish you all the luck in the world finding your future ex!
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Spinster posted:You could start a thread in GBS with these rhymes you like, might be fun. I'd post You'd almost post just to please the host?
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MissEchelon posted:i choose to believe this is a photoshop Sadly, not so much. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ev2YjDRYPc https://www.amazon.com/Vintage-Give-n-Take-Slacks-Johnny-Miller/dp/B012JL2LD6
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beato posted:A little more A and U and a little less G please. I will grant she was successful if it was Angelina Jolie 6 weeks postmortem.
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Nov 30, 2017 13:26
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Comptroll The Forums posted:The rolls are like a monty hall game. Behind one of the folds is a tit; behind the other two is a gunt. I REALLY do not want to find out where the goat is.
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LingcodKilla posted:I always leave my BadDragon adult toys out in the open so they avoid searching through my bags. But you don't clean them first, right? That's housecleaning's job.
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Dec 8, 2017 17:54
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Twat McTwatterson posted:I can't get enough of this loving loser. All of his videos contain nothing- he's not actually saying anything at all, it's just loving gibberish. And yet he thinks he's loving brilliant. It's incredible. So, you're saying he invested his Bitcoins in Star Citizen then?
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Untrustable posted:Yep. That was my boss for a period of time about 8 years ago. Dude is a total loving nutcase. I was dumb and took a job offer on Craigslist and it was a weird few months. He kept tigers in his house, which was on the grounds of the animal park. There were tons of dumb 18 year olds and tons of illegal immigrants. I saw a kangaroo beat the poo poo out of a Honduran immigrant. He had a bear that had it's claws and teeth removed. His pet monkey stole poo poo. He kept a harem of twinks. I don't regret working for him though because it was like a months long acid trip with all the crazy poo poo going on. Given it was an animal park, wouldn't that be a stable of twinks?
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text me a vag pic posted:Aw I loved this loving game when I was a kid. This was before I had internet and I use to make the characters bone. Good stuff. What game is it?
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Sic Semper Goon posted:Microsoft 3D Movie Maker. Ahhhh, never used it.
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Dec 21, 2017 20:17
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Randaconda posted:Only STD I've ever had was crabs! Pure white marble can be flawless too. Although it is no longer flawless, due to the needle scar.
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Trauma Dog 3000 posted:And yet Max Landis still wrote a great SCP article I probably shouldn't ask, but which one?
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Dec 25, 2017 03:31
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We Know Catheters posted:I prefer my head being crushed between someone's thighs I wouldn't. Used to date a woman that would go stiff as a board when she finished. A couple of times she had me seriously SERIOUSLY fearing for my life.
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We Know Catheters posted:Sounds like a keeper 😍 She would have been (other than the headcracker thing), but there was a major issue with that.
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Avenging_Mikon posted:I got loads of jiggle. Any single ladies wanna see if we click? I don't jiggle. And I am not skinny. I guess I am well-upholstered? 
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I don't care if it rusts, I am leaving it parked outside.
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Dec 31, 2017 03:42
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Scathach posted:That's okay I still love you. Juggl-no.
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Slugnoid posted:another thing i am wondering is what do you think the vagina smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell it Smells like ham. Duh. Don't you listen to the preacher man?
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Slugnoid posted:ive told you before we dont waste food in this house! now be a good girl and eat all of taylor swifts vagina and you can have demi lovatos anus for dessert Panfilo posted:Please pass Johnny Depp's taint, Mavis. 
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Sludge Tank posted:Park it in there and leave the ignition running Yeah, no. Looking at that garage, I am afraid the solenoid would never work again.
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Hispanic! At The Disco posted:I know this is sarcasm but if the opportunity ever presents itself... You and me would be Clean Plate Club members, amirite?
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I remember a couple of years back that woman posted something on one of the social media sites that said in effect "You are a lovely fat hater if you don't want to gently caress this." I responded saying "Why would I want to gently caress that with that lovely attitude?"
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Dec 31, 2017 21:45
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"I choose....Lauren! No. Noooo. Not that one...."
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Solice Kirsk posted:BRB, going to stick an entire dirty chopstick up my dickhole. Make sure it is one of those cheap bamboo ones. No good without the splintering (according to a friend).
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How COULD I be mad? That giant, swollen, balloon head of yours just makes me giggle and giggle.
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Glazier posted:Except Bob Chipman, he's cool. Yeah, no. https://storify.com/Model_Omega/bob-moviebob-chipman
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Glazier posted:drat you milkshake duck! Sorry. Had no idea who he was, so I Googled...
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Jan 4, 2018 22:15
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My God, the Tzimisce in VtM: Bloodlines was based on REAL LIFE, PEOPLE!
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Randaconda posted:I've came to far to stop now. GO! GO! ALL THE WAY! We accept him... we accept him... one of us... one of us... gooba-gobble... gooba-gobble...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2_heDePAFY is more what came to mind for me.
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Go! GO! GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!
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Sanity is VASTLY overrated, my friend. BRING ON THE PAIN! Feel the hatred coursing through your furry veins! Taste the tears of your fellow threadgoons! Revel in the darkness as it ever so slowly spreads its foul tendrils through your every cell. SHITPOSTS FOR THE SHITPOST GO... Oh, what? Samizdata has a new favorite as of 12:36 on Jan 6, 2018 |
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Randaconda posted:Tears? No. Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.
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Slugnoid posted:slugnoids list of avatars to give people who wrong him; I really dig the luche libre gunman. How can I piss you off and end up with that one?
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Almost none of the text on that flier makes sense to me, and I am a native English user. (I mean, underneath the "Not your good fatty" bit.)
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