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grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


-Smoking indoors
-Window blind nailed over window, preventing any sunlight whatsoever
-Nunchucks hanging off window blind nail

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grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


But that's actually really lovely though. The victim is only consenting because of a falsehood.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Why has no AUG thread ever tackled Onision?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTmjlyk63Pc

http://kernelmag.dailydot.com/features/report/7407/youtubes-most-troubled-star/

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


Maybe she just wanted to look like she was really interested in stuff

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


Hates sexist crap but loves Other M

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

I play DnD at a comic book store. It's mostly OK, but the DM has to put a sign out telling people they will be banned if they try to rape other characters.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

BiggerBoat posted:

But aside from that it's OK?

Yeah. I've only been a few times but all the people I've met are pretty cool.

My DM told me the story of the sign. One guy came in playing basically a Rob Liefeld character. 10 ft tall, bloodstained armor, hyper violent, etc. Pretty much your average edgelord.

They all went in a tavern and the guy tried to rape a waitress. The DM told him he wasn't gonna let him do that and that she should leave. The guy freaked out, started screaming at the other players and knocked over a few stands.

The owner told him they were gonna call the police. Dude started yelling "Call the police, see if I give a gently caress." The second the owner picked up the phone the guy said "gently caress it" and left as if it was his decision.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012



My old boss just got this tattoo. Today. 2017.

grittyreboot has a new favorite as of 09:20 on Jul 8, 2017

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ7fCLDu5-o

Dude's still rapping 30 years later. I kinda admire that even though he never smoothed out his rapping.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

cash crab posted:

chitoryu12 engages in a lot of derails, and if you haven't learned to detach from gimmick posters by now, that's your own problem.

Also, ~friendly reminder~ this thread doesn't accept/deal with reports and I am the only mod dumb enough to deal with it, so if you got a problem, message me directly. I am gonna say this every couple of pages or so because I doubt people read the OP.

So does PCOS Bill have dirt on the real mods or...

grittyreboot has a new favorite as of 06:10 on Jul 17, 2017

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Of course it is! Here's some thread content as penance:




That's a Clickhole video.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012



Also there's a guy in this bar who's trying to pick up a girl by showing off his meme Facebook page.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


You can't have two blowjob queens. One of these girls is a blowjob noblewoman at best.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

cash crab posted:

I guess it is time for another reminder that this thread does NOT accept reports, stop sending reports. Message me specifically. Reports are ignored.

Is it breaking the rules to ask what people were reporting? I didn't see anything too insulting to any specific demographic in the last few pages.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

CollegeCop posted:

I have recently gotten hooked on the Gordon Ramsey "Kitchen Nightmares" series. Lot's of ugly, awkward and gross going on there.

Caught a great one the other night - Burger Kitchen.



Australian immigrant decides that he wants to open an "upscale" burger restaurant.

Problem: He doesn't have enough money.

Solution: His son just inherited money after the death of his grandfather, so he makes him a "partner" in the business. He informs the son that he is a partner AFTER he has taken the money and bought the business.

Business has the typical problems you see in these shows: Owners with an inflated sense of self importance, poor business practices, toxic work environment, etc.

Gordon learns that the head chef cannot make his own dishes, add spices on his own, or even make suggestions about the menu. He has to make the food exactly as the owner tells him.

Gordon tasks the head chef with making him a burger of his own design. While the burger is being made, Gordon goes to meet the son.


Everything you need to know about the son's personality: He wears the hat ALL THE TIME.

Meanwhile, back at the restaurant, the chef makes what looks to be a pretty decent burger.

Not to be outdone, the owner also makes Gordon a burger with his own recipe - using the cheapest ground meat and virtually no seasoning. He serves it without a bun because he doesn't like buns.


"Some people have called me a Meat Sculptor"

Episode has lots of ugly and awkward, including the son crying, the owner awkwardly hawking the book he wrote, and a screaming match between the head chef and the owners wife (which ends with the chef walking out in the middle of dinner service).

Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXDQxham5cU

Interesting note, while looking some info up for this post, I came across this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abe_Saffron

This is the grandfather that left the inheritance - an Australian mob boss!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOUiAbT2M6c
Part 2 isn't as AUG as part 1, but I'm posting for anyone else that wants to know how it ends.

Does Kitchen Nightmares usually add weird emphasis on POS systems? Bar Rescue does it and it just confuses me. Who cares about the POS?

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

computer angel posted:

I don't like this and I want to go home.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012



Family accused of owning slaves:

http://news.sky.com/story/lincolnshire-family-members-jailed-in-modern-slavery-case-11031868?dcmp=snt-sf-twitter

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Guess who's desk this belongs to

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

We Know Catheters posted:

I'm sure he said he doesn't remember directing Maximum Overdrive

I would say that too if I had directed Maximum Overdrive.

If you wanna see some AUG acting, watch his segment from Creepshow.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

My work had to ban dipping because people were leaving their spit bottles on their forklifts.

I live in Kentucky, BTW.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

10 Beers posted:

Do you work at Home Depot in Louisville? I worked there for 7 years and found so many loving dip bottles on forklifts.

I work at UPS so you get a lot of guys from Bullitt County where that kinda stuff is acceptable.

Someone left a half eaten sandwich on the seat once. They apparently sat on it, because it was mashed into the upholstery.

We also had a box of vibrators bust open once. I think my old lady coworker was playing a joke on me because she kept innocently asking what they were.

grittyreboot has a new favorite as of 03:28 on Sep 29, 2017

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

This guy has to be a parody, right?

Right?

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Did you guys ever stop to think that maybe these nerds became bullies because they were bullied? The same way that hazing victims go on the haze new people in turn.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Yaoi


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A866Os4VHOo

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Randaconda posted:

It doesn't bother me. Boots like that are a luxury purchase. Budget your money better.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

How has no one mentioned Whaboom yet?
https://youtu.be/fqIXc0jR3SU
https://youtu.be/s3jZ54-AJPU

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grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

201 pages isn't that bad. See you guys next AUG thread!

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