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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Schrodingers War

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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

trump doesn't give a poo poo about some dead 24 year old kid

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

the closest we've been to war is Trump's "China refuses to help with North Korea" tweet

this is tweet aint poo poo

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

chinese state media gonna run that tweet into the ground

"Toddler American President Thanks China For Trying"

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

703 posted:

uh, isn't that a white supremacist thing?

they said it meant "white power" to troll liberals, but then they kept doing it

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Iron Crowned posted:

:lol: those dudes are all totally incels

the evil feminists win again

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/877251815678640128

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

cheney has shot multiple people "accidentally"

i keep forgetting cheney is still alive
good lord

edit; and he's only 76
i thought he was like 90

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

2DCAT posted:

:megaman:
so, i actually get to brief our piss baby president in the next couple of days. I'm actually kind of torn because i've only ever had to of done this once, last year, with Obama. That was probably my proudest work moment, to know that the president made an important decision based on your recommendations.
Scenario 1: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is smart enough to realize that he is retarded and decides he should listen to me, and then takes credit for all of my work -- makes America safer, but he'll likely be parading my poo poo around like a great victory. gently caress that.
Scenario 2: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is so regarded that he doesn't realize that he is retarded and literally finger paints rather than listens to me. He chooses not to listen to me -- America is now in danger, and I am so angry that I call him a retarded piss baby and call pence a horse fucker -- all of which gets me fired. He tweets nonstop about uprooting the deep state.

This is a tough one folks...

:thunk:

call kushner a cuck

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

magiccarpet posted:

some secret service agent has def read your post history

there's probably one person from each Intelligence agency that has to read this thread every day

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

BeOSPOS posted:

who's winning in GA right now? :patriot:

Bernie would

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

D1E posted:

goons, especially the goons in this thread, are typically slackers, losers, nerds, autistic, druggies, or some combination of the above.




https://strawpoll.com/8bcz6y1

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

the cspam results are in:


Slacker - 30.43 % (7 votes)
Nerd - 26.09 % (6 votes)
Loser - 21.74 % (5 votes)
Druggie - 13.04 % (3 votes)
Autistic - 8.7 % (2 votes)
I actually have to talk to the President of the United States later - 0 % (0 votes)

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

GobiasIndustries posted:

what is even the point of the Senate anymore, jesus gently caress
https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/877262205049241601

The Senate Committee on Pools, Hot Tubs, and Summer Fun

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008


Trump would probably really like this pin

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Tainen posted:

cant wait for 2DCAT to be the next Reality Winner and the when the news shows CSPAM as b-roll and it's just PISS TAPE, Pence fucks horses and power ranges gifs scrolling down the screen.

"Pence fucks horses"
"PISS TAPE!"
"Pence fucks horses"
"PISS TAPE!"
"Pence fucks horses"
"PISS TAPE!"
"Pence fucks horses"
"PISS TAPE!"
"Pence fucks horses"
"PISS TAPE!"

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

That DICK! posted:

black man: I'm legally a gun owner

cop: you're legally dead

:eyepop:

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

i know two cops.
one is super chill.
the other got super drunk at a party and showed off his gun to everyone and pointed it around for 20 minutes before realizing he never unloaded it

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Al-Saqr posted:

george ossof is going to lose and the neolib DNC will blame the left for it.

as is tradition

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

That DICK! posted:

Lets hear from that Dirty Jobs rear end in a top hat again. It's been a few weeks since he said that Both Sides are Bad and Millennials are Lazy

lol when i first read that he was libertarian, my first thought was "of loving course he is"

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Bernie Sanders has a podcast?

https://twitter.com/SenSanders/status/877244417303773184

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

https://twitter.com/RiversCuomo/status/877282766840266752

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

NecroMonster posted:

lol if you've got the money or connections to leave the usa

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Chris Kyle also got sued by Jesse Ventura for saying he knocked out Ventura in a bar lol

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Lmao the media in this country is a joke

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

i had a late fathers day dinner with the family last night
my dad had to tell me not to be so pessimistic about politics after i ranted about how awful the AHCA ordeal is
a rift in the family formed as my mother and i are dem-socialists and my father and brother are self-proclaimed centrists

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

bump_fn posted:

has your dad ever said he's socially liberal but fiscally conservative

oh most definitely

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

solar eclipse real close to omaha so i''m pretty pumped

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Thom and the Heads posted:

analyze phish is the greatest podcast ever. it featured the late, great Harris Wittels and Scott Aukerman. It is hilarious all the way through because of how laughably bad Phish is. I listen to it all (9 episodes) like twice a year.
http://www.earwolf.com/show/analyze-phish/

Harris Wittel's interview on Pete Holme's podcast is some crazy poo poo and highly recommended for any Wittels fans out there

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008


well, he aint wrong here

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Theris posted:

How did Lies My Teacher Told Me get on there? Did he just see the title and assume it would be about all the PC LIEBARAL PROPAGANDA kids are taught in history?

if a student picks that one, he knows they're gonna be bad news

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008


Ugh, BERNIE you FUCKER stop RUINING THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY :piss:

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

the idea of the US being a one party state run by Republicans sure is something

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

apparently Foxxcon, the company responsible for terrible work conditions in China that cause employees to commit suicide by jumping off their roofs, is looking to open a plant in Wisconsin.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Ben Garrison for sure likes getting dom'd by women

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

oh yea, i forgot the bill was being released today

https://twitter.com/AP/status/877901267963584512

senate and house republicans are the most evil mother fuckers on the planet, what else is new

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

"maybe if the democrats didn't obstruct so god drat much, this bill could have been a lot better!" - dying boomers that can't afford healthcare

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-E2WgrtnGQ

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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

i should probably call my senators too but it's loving grassley and ernst

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