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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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Vertical Lime posted:

trump could be right about laguardia

i hope this is true

https://twitter.com/CharlesPPierce/status/876993818054340610

im glad of it

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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Sir Tonk posted:

wow corbyn rules

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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mueller owns hard

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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the only way to guarantee trump will do something is to say it will never happen

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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Naerasa posted:

Silicon Valley industry disruption idea: An app that lets people put bounties on questions for the press secretary that members of the press can claim. Only a foolish reporter wouldn't take a sick payout to ask Sean Spicer how many points he's allowed on Weight Watchers.

would

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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i predict tonight will be cloudy with a sprinkling of suk zone

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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ossof lost because of bernie I said sukzoneishly

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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im gay for karen handel

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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ossof? more like blah-soff

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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NecroMonster posted:

so first i poop into your butt and then you poop that poop plus your poop into my butt then i'll repeat this process by pooping our combined poop from my butt into your butt and when im done you'll poop all of the poop back out of your butt into my butt and as expected ill then poop the poop from my butt into your butt so your butt has all of the poop which you will then poop into my butt from your butt ok i think i've typed poop and butt enough to tide me over for a while now

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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lol

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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im gay

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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Lastgirl posted:

please make thread title "truth is garbage to fucktards like you" tia

its an essence of something, but what... :thunk:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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Mo_Steel posted:

Well we didnt get a win in Georgia, but at least we've got a funny number page coming.

the sex number

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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eonwe posted:

the sex number

nice

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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mormonpartyboat posted:

i can eat curry like alex jones eats chili

forgetfully

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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cargo cult posted:

where is the thread title from cause it made me literally laugh out loud

Roseanne twitter you fucktard!!!!!!!!

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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Lastgirl posted:

i would tell you but...

truth is garbage to fucktards like you :hai:

:hai:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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chapo is funny but i dont take it as gospel or let it affect me

its just funny listening to them make fun of insane white supremacists in the same breath as the 'kill all white people' people

they just make fun of dumb poo poo and i like it, the bit ive listened to anywah

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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Fidel Castronaut posted:

ma'am, this is a foot locker :xd:

im the combination taco bell foot locker

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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Fidel Castronaut posted:

A.D.I.D.A.S. (All Day I Dream About SALSA)

:hai:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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i cant wait till political discourse is just people saying im glad of it and things are insanely bad or good

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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jesus

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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stupid cops, having bad delivery and being mostly unfunny isnt a crime

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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im gay crew

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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MariusLecter posted:

What is property brotherz?

here is every episode:

annoying couple X has an impossible set of demands for a house with an insane budget, but they are living in such a bougey area that it isn't enough to get what they want even with more money than most people get in a lifetime, so they compromise on a merely luxurious home a few minutes drive away from work

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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Uber, but for home renovations

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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Philip Rivers posted:

My freshman year roommate was addicted to nitrous and would do whippits in bed all day long and they'd fall down on me from the top bunk and one hit me in the head one time.

*checks notes*


im...glad...of...it????

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i like the one that takes place in waco and is a married couple w/ a shitload of kids who definitely doesn't attend a racist church

in that one the try to make waco look good to people who wanna commute 90 minutes to dallas or austin and save some money on a grandma shitbox built in the 70s


saw one where two parents from california whose daughters were attending baylor and they just wanted a second house nearby to visit them

fixer upper

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the wife is way too hot for her goober husband

it speaks to me

ya

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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Mariana Horchata posted:

i used to enjoy flying the Hind helicopter in BF2 while sucking on a canister but standing not seated. it was really fun until i blacked out and fell on my face. winners dont use drugs.

do u play battlefield 1

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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u should

eonwe
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Mariana Horchata posted:

noted. if i do i will let u kno, k?

ya

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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Philip Rivers posted:

My freshman year roommate bought drugs off of Silk Road and the first time when the package showed up it was just a GBA cartridge and we spent like 15 minutes trying to figure out how to open it and were about to just break it when we realized the front face slid off revealing a hidden compartment with a baggie of white powder inside also it was this game



lmao that owns

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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my prediction: the GOP "wont have enough votes to pass it" and then they'll add in some extra lovely amendments and the people who pretended they wouldn't vote for it are now gonna say they held out and got the best they could and then it'll pass

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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the democrats only suck marginally less poo poo than the republicans because they aren't mustache twirlingly evil, they are merely cripplingly incompetent milquetoast progressives who accept bribes from corporations

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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lol rip Texas

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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Third World Reggin posted:

*looks at eonwe*

you uhh yah you need uhh I am gonna have to check your dipstick

*puts on lab coat*

same

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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mormonpartyboat posted:

checked ur milkshake and its full of gravy

fuk

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Aug 11, 2008



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Zyla posted:

im probably gonna die because of it :shrug:

i dont like that

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